This Has Given Me A Tuesday Afternoon Headache
Has Simon Cowell been drinking from Paula Abdul's sippy cup, because that's the only way to explain why he's planning to remake Saturday Night Fever. It gets worse. Simon wants Zac Efron to play Tony Manero. It gets worserer (yes, I wrote worserer). Simon wants Timbaland to rework the Bee Gees' soundtrack. This news gives you permission to get out of your chair, walk over to your office enemy, slap them and explain, "Simon Cowell is remaking Saturday Night Fever with Zac Efron as Tony." They will understand, because you have to take your anger out on someone.
The Sun says that Simon has been working on the deal for years with producer Robert Stigwood, who owns the rights. During the last few weeks talks have gotten more intense and it looks like they are going to make a deal. And Satan laughs.
If Zac is the star, they are going to completely cover this shit with rainbows and sparklies. No rape scene. No racial tension. No drugs. No fuck words. No nekkidness. No hood rat stuff. And No DONNA PESCOW! This should be illegal. Illegal I tell you.
What's next? Is Simon going to remake Gone with the Wind with Susan Boyle and her cat Pebbles. Actually, that would be kind of hot.
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i didn't like Gone with the Wind. not at all what i had in my head.
on this note- fuck no. zac is a little boy, he does not have the peen or the hips to play in this movie.
and ITA about beyonce- if they put her fat ass in this movie i might have to protest outside the theatre.
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O/T - hope no one here likes Slim Jims. The plant exploded.
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if they're gonna remake films , at least remake silent era films not films that came out a mere 30 years ago.
actually never mind, lots of silent era films were quite good. fuck off and die hollywood!
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Sounds like a dreadful idea. Does anybody remember Stigwood's mega-flop, "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"? Whoo. I worshipped Peter Frampton at the time, (I was 16), and even I knew it sucked.
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Now granted, I've never seen Zac act outside of a musical, but how in the world is he going to be convincing as manly man from NY? Can he even grow hair on his chest?!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:59am.
Zac could star in a remake of Showgirls.
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Holy crap, Manimal5. How did you fit that long face into the avie size conventions? That is some PHOTOSHOP SHIT!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:56am.
NO ONE better touch "Gone with the Wind"!!
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These Hollywood people know no boundaries, it might be coming. Hunker down!
I hated that they remade "Pride and Prejudice" the 5 hour A&E version had it covered, no need to remake. The Hollywood remake was a joke, especially with that perpetually lip-pouting Keira Knightly as the lead.
I hated this movie; there, I finally said it. Feels good to state that after years of hiding my feelings from friends that loved it.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:59am.
Zac could star in a remake of Showgirls.
Ed Westwick could play the Gina Gershon role!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:57am
wow! susan looks better in KG's 'do than in her own.
I actually don't care. The first one was pure cheese and this will be just as cheesy. John Travolta wasn't exactly a manly man himself. Okay, he did have more chest hair. But he was essentially a pretty boy.
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"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie
i heart simon, but this is too much. bad idear.
i am from the area where SNF was filmed and that part of brooklyn doesn't look the same AT ALL.
why must everyone in hollywood want to recycle/reuse ideas? can't they come up with something original??
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:59am.
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True but too bad - the suit was the real star. ;)
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Never regret something that once made you smile.
I've never seen this movie. I definitely agree that a remake would be beyond a crapfest, though.
You CANNOT - I repeat - CANNOT remake a classic!!!!!! John will ALWAYS AND FOREVER Tony Manero. There NEVER EVER needs to be another. You CANNOT have another! You CANNOT make another! EVER!!!!!!!!
FUCK THIS SHIT!!!
Zac could star in a remake of Showgirls.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:52am.
... if he has Beyonce sing or dance to any of that shit I will die.
Yes, that is the breaking point for me too. We all know Beyonce has a record of ripping people off already anyway.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:56am.
my guess is it will be updated version and no white suit included
i like simon and i think he's a smart guy so i don't get how in the fucking universe he could come up with such a fucked up idea!? really...
he better prove me wrong!
OhgodOhGodOHGodOHGODOHHHGODDDD!!!
This is gonna burst with more fruity goodness than an exploding Skittles delivery van.
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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:56am.
NO ONE better touch "Gone with the Wind"!!
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These Hollywood people know no boundaries, it might be coming. Hunker down!
I suppose I shouldn't be offended by a re-make of a movie that was already shitty, but I am.
NO ONE better touch "Gone with the Wind"!!
And you know what? I was forced to watch that Wizards Waverly place bullshit on Disney the other day and the mother was doing that Flashdance scene with the cord pulling/water thing (don't ask). The girl says "MOM, don't do that Loosedance stuff"...and the mom says "its Flashdance and Footloose!"
The kids don't give a fuck about our classics, leave them alone!
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Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
I wonder if Gene Siskel will let them have the original white suit for the remake.
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Oh, FUCK NO! Somebody slap Simon in his hairy man tittays for this fuckery.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
i agree it's gonna suck big time!
the only person out there talented enough to play Stephanie is Heidi Montag...
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:52am.
Maybe Travolta and Pescow can make a cameo appearance as Danny's parents ! !
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Or play the parents.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
AHAHAHAA this shit is gonna be an epic flop. can't wait.
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Maybe Travolta and Pescow can make a cameo appearance as Danny's parents ! !
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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I'm not even that big of a fan of the movie and I'm disgusted. This is just WRONG! Hollywood needs to stop, pull their heads out of their asses and try to be a little more creative. For once. I mean, really. Mother fuckers. GAH.
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
oh Simon, you silly limey.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Are you fucking kidding me? I love, love, love Timbaland, but he cannot remake disco! omfg, if he has Beyonce sing or dance to any of that shit I will die.
Oh gawd, or have Timberlake involved... *shoots self*
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
This remake bullshit has got to stop! Are there no more creative minds in Hollywood that can come up with fresh ideas? Hell I have 1000's of ideas!
I am also sick of Zac Effron, Chace Crawford and that Twilight fool! Boo on them all!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
This will suck. Suck. Unless Simon's hairychest stars and Ryan Seacrest plays Donna Pescow.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Why does Hollywood fuck with the classics?
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