This Has Given Me A Tuesday Afternoon Headache
Has Simon Cowell been drinking from Paula Abdul's sippy cup, because that's the only way to explain why he's planning to remake Saturday Night Fever. It gets worse. Simon wants Zac Efron to play Tony Manero. It gets worserer (yes, I wrote worserer). Simon wants Timbaland to rework the Bee Gees' soundtrack. This news gives you permission to get out of your chair, walk over to your office enemy, slap them and explain, "Simon Cowell is remaking Saturday Night Fever with Zac Efron as Tony." They will understand, because you have to take your anger out on someone.
The Sun says that Simon has been working on the deal for years with producer Robert Stigwood, who owns the rights. During the last few weeks talks have gotten more intense and it looks like they are going to make a deal. And Satan laughs.
If Zac is the star, they are going to completely cover this shit with rainbows and sparklies. No rape scene. No racial tension. No drugs. No fuck words. No nekkidness. No hood rat stuff. And No DONNA PESCOW! This should be illegal. Illegal I tell you.
What's next? Is Simon going to remake Gone with the Wind with Susan Boyle and her cat Pebbles. Actually, that would be kind of hot.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
lol, I have a friend who makes jerky out of Elk. His breath is so damn bad, and his farts smell exactly like his breath after eating it. It goes right through him.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
Got to love it when "food" explodes!!
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The only food I ever saw explode was Zotz. Hard candy filled with Alka Seltzer or some shit that filled your mouth with fizz. Nassy.
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Someone alert MK, he'll be running to every corner store in NY to stock up. He probably dips those in ice cream or something. He's creative.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:09pm.
Well, this will be tragic news for Brit. What the hell do they do with that much chemical? Yikes.
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Are you kidding, it takes that much chemical to make rotting meat edible. My son's breath is so disgusting after eating them, that my 5 y.o. daughter pleads with me not to purchase them anymore.
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bleh. *spits out Slim Jim and picks up snoball* I'll stick with healthier pink foods.
I am still shocked that they expected anyone to actually buy Stockard Channing (whose muffintop over those shorts is legendary) and Jeff Conaway as teenagers.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:03pm.
O/T - hope no one here likes Slim Jims. The plant exploded.
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Got to love it when "food" explodes!!
I think Zefron is totally cute, but I'm sorry, I just don't see him as a "leading man" AT ALL. That twink shit might play to the tween HSM crowd, but please. We want to see men be men, not boys pretending to be men. He's like, 21 or 22 already, so I'm guessing the boyish cheeks and bod are here to stay. Or, hopefully, not stay. Enjoy the movies now Zaccy, before studios wake up and realize nobody cares about your ass anymore.
I was never a SNF fan; I was more into Grease. Hell, I was obsessed with Grease when I was a pre-teen, even tho' most of the humor went right over my head.
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NO NO NO NO NO! John's is Tony Manero! WTF!
Slim Jims and the movie Grease. coinkydink?
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Is Fran Drescher going to be in this one too?
One more reason to stick my finger down my throat.
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WTF "toxic fumes" at a food plant?! thank gawd i've never had a slimjim. that guy from their ads use to scare me.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:14pm.
Saturday Night Fever made me uncomfortable because I realized there really were people who looked/lived/spoke like that. Blah.
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AND dressed like that.
it was a dark time.
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Heard on twitter this is a totally false story.
Ahhaha Deb!
I don't think mike does business on Jones Sausage Road, but I'll let him speak for himself.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:12pm.
I'm with you two. hate musicals. saw saturday night fever once, well, parts of it anyway - and i resented it.
people just bursting into song and dance embarrasses me.
south park was the only exception - that was pure genius. glad my friends forcd me to watch it.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:09pm.
Well, this will be tragic news for Brit. What the hell do they do with that much chemical? Yikes.
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Are you kidding, it takes that much chemical to make rotting meat edible. My son's breath is so disgusting after eating them, that my 5 y.o. daughter pleads with me not to purchase them anymore.
Saturday Night Fever made me uncomfortable because I realized there really were people who looked/lived/spoke like that. Blah.
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:05pm.
hay neighbor! :)
and I loved Grease!!! love love love!!!
i like Grease 2 aslo :P
he's a cool rider, a cooooool rider.....
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This will never work! The NYC of the 70's is long gone and Brooklyn is all yuppified. Even as a period piece this would not work, especially with lackluster talents like Efron attached!!!!!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
I also hated Saturday Night Fever. The first one was bad enough, but the sequel! OMG! The sequel made the orig. look like Shakespeare!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:07pm.
xerquina,
I've never seen Grease either. If I had to choose by gunpoint, I would watch this one over Grease though, I think.
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i haven't either! i have seen the trailers/promos for both films.VH1 keeps showing them all the time!
the only musical i've ever watched and enjoyed was Rocky Horror.
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He's serious? Like with disco and everything? Wow!
This is going to be some kind of clusterfuck.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:05pm.
hay neighbor! :)
and I loved Grease!!! love love love!!!
i like Grease 2 aslo :P
he's a cool rider, a cooooool rider.....
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Personally, I'd rather see Zackie cast as the "nephew" in a remake of the 80s porn classic "Spring Break". Now that mega-peen Chad Douglas is dead, they can fill the "uncle" role with Lito Cruz, also a mega-peen. The scene where Uncle "teaches a few things" to Nephew would certainly expand Zackie's um, resume.
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OMG I didn't mean to turn this into the Slim Jim thread! AHHAHHHAHAHAH! I hate Slim Jims. They remind me of zit grease.
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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:10pm.
mike and Sugaroo,
In the article it says that the workers were "exposed to toxic fumes". Wouldn't that generally be the case if you worked at a Slim Jim factory? I hope everyone is all right, especially because death by exploding Slim Jim factory isn't very dignified.
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ninjas were behind it.
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You all are underestimating the spending power of girl tweenagers everywhere. Simon, however, is not.
Saturday Night Suckfest.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:05pm.
Geez, mike, I hope you don't have any business on Jones Sausage Road today, because the staties blocked it off.
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I bet it's contingent upon travolta being allowed to dress up as a woman in this 'film' and 'act'.
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mike and Sugaroo,
In the article it says that the workers were "exposed to toxic fumes". Wouldn't that generally be the case if you worked at a Slim Jim factory? I hope everyone is all right, especially because death by exploding Slim Jim factory isn't very dignified.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:03pm.
O/T - hope no one here likes Slim Jims. The plant exploded.
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5313797/
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Well, this will be tragic news for Brit. What the hell do they do with that much chemical? Yikes. Seems like no one died, that's good.
your off site links are resizing my windows
STOP IT!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:03pm.
O/T - hope no one here likes Slim Jims. The plant exploded.
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5313797/
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My son will be devastated, although he is a picky eater & very underweight, he thinks SlimJims is manna dropped from the heavens. I have to limit his SJ consumption.
Bitchette and Mike - I ripped it off from CNN.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:05pm.
Yep! I was so embarrassed for Peter Frampton.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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If it pisses off John Travolta I'm cool with it.
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xerquina,
I've never seen Grease either. If I had to choose by gunpoint, I would watch this one over Grease though, I think.
Manimal5 hahahahah your avie is reminding me of last night's show! ahahahahahahahah stupid bitches Speidi!
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Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
"I actually don't care. The first one was pure cheese"
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Gotta respectfully disagree. "Saturday Night Fever" was a great movie! Travolta was nominated for an Oscar in 1978 for his role. The film had a well-acted and conceived plot aside from the dancing.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:02pm.
Sounds like a dreadful idea. Does anybody remember Stigwood's mega-flop, "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"? Whoo. I worshipped Peter Frampton at the time, (I was 16), and even I knew it sucked.
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Yes, I remember thinking that P.F. with the BeeGees, it had to be the most shitastic event. I remember that I couldn't talk about for days afterwards because it was so terrible, that I had no words to describe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:03pm.
O/T - hope no one here likes Slim Jims. The plant exploded.
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5313797/
Haha, I just read about that - that's a redneck suburb of my town! I never knew they made SlimJims there, but it's appropriate.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:03pm.
what are you doing on my local newsite?
and i know someone who works there! :(
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
I hated this movie; there, I finally said it. Feels good to state that after years of hiding my feelings from friends that loved it.
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lol i've never even seen it. i keep mixing grease and this one.i hate musicals.
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Zak will have to wear a CHEST MIRKIN!!!!!!!!!
i love JT! do y'allz think he can still shake that ass??
They remake & ruin all the classics...its the way the unoriginal, lazy, greedy bastards in Hollywood roll...Its easier for those bird brains to just recycle something than come up with an inspired thought. The saddest part is that the crap they churn out actually makes money, so its the consumers fault too.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:00pm.
this is true, and that little blonde midget who was lusting after tony!