This Has Given Me A Tuesday Afternoon Headache
Has Simon Cowell been drinking from Paula Abdul's sippy cup, because that's the only way to explain why he's planning to remake Saturday Night Fever. It gets worse. Simon wants Zac Efron to play Tony Manero. It gets worserer (yes, I wrote worserer). Simon wants Timbaland to rework the Bee Gees' soundtrack. This news gives you permission to get out of your chair, walk over to your office enemy, slap them and explain, "Simon Cowell is remaking Saturday Night Fever with Zac Efron as Tony." They will understand, because you have to take your anger out on someone.
The Sun says that Simon has been working on the deal for years with producer Robert Stigwood, who owns the rights. During the last few weeks talks have gotten more intense and it looks like they are going to make a deal. And Satan laughs.
If Zac is the star, they are going to completely cover this shit with rainbows and sparklies. No rape scene. No racial tension. No drugs. No fuck words. No nekkidness. No hood rat stuff. And No DONNA PESCOW! This should be illegal. Illegal I tell you.
What's next? Is Simon going to remake Gone with the Wind with Susan Boyle and her cat Pebbles. Actually, that would be kind of hot.
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Why???
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Simon Cowell has wanted Zac's smooth, pretty boy, made-up balls for years. didn't he even offer him a huge recording contract? dude will do anything to get that boy within groping distance.
remake "saturday night fever"...this isn't even funny...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
WHY??? Can no one in Hollywood think of something NEW?? Why all the stupid remakes?
If it was a dud in the first place, movie or TV, it will be a dud again.
If it was a hit in the first place, WHY RUIN IT???
Saturday Night Fever , Mean Streets , Rocky ( yes , Rocky ) . I hold these sacred .
at who datt:
the sacrilege has already begun. haven't you seen the horrible nightmare remakes that have come out in movies already?
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Why stop there, Simon? Surely there's a market for "Tommy" with Chace Crawford in the Roger Daltrey role and GaGa as the Acid Queen. Howabout "Purple Rain" with Joe Jonas as Prince and Demi Lovato as Appolonia? Or "Lady Sings The Blues" with Miley Cyrus playing Billie Holiday? Let the sacrilege begin!
This is as stupid as a Footloose remake!
Hollywood-PLEASE STOP!!!!
this is probably all bullshit...no one in their right mind would buy Little Zac as a tough Brooklyn guido...and a disco fever movie is a dire proposition for movie audiences nowadays...it worked in 1977...but doubt you can repeat the phenomenon with lesser quality players and shitty music.
Say what you wanna say about Travolta, but he IS Tony Manero.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Now i love simon cowell, JT and have nothing against zack eforn but why oh why do they have to do this? SIMON I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
No Pescow? Deal breaker.
You do not fuck with the brothers Gibb.
Another remake. How...thrilling. Most of the porn I watch has more original plots than Hollywood these days.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
What's next? Remaking of Scarface with Robert Pattinson as Tony mother fuckin Montana??
Fuck me running......
This is a perfect example of someone who has way too much money, no vision, no creativity & is too arrogant. This picture will BOMB, as the original was a classic; you don't remake classics with today's weenie stars, as it denigrates the original. Simon will soon find this out...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Why?.. Why is Hollywood so f**king bent on ruining every good movie every made.
I'm not a fan of John Gayvolta, but SNF was a good flick.
I hate Hollywood.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:46pm.
OK people, we have now reached the lowest point in our cultural decline.
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I think you're grossly underestimating the american entertainment industry.
right off the top of my head - lindsay lohan as anne of green gables. there. that's worse.
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I don't believe any of this which is hard since I think Simon is stupid enough to remake a movie which has already been turned into a live musical that flopped.
Wow. This makes me really, really, really sad.
Leave the Bee Gees alone!!!
@parissucksliterally - YES! just googled it & they even have a pic & a commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXnfWiRhmWo
@snowpiece - *giggling* - only in junior high speak.
Yum. Love Zackypoo.
guest you mean cum gum?
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
please can someone push simon cowell's face into a bucket of shit and fist some sense into him. all that he touches DOES NOT turn to gold. this film will be guaranteed bollocks.
what was that chewing gum that was a green square & had liquid in the middle? what was that?
leave snf alone. don't eff up that classic legendary cinematic masterpiece with the bee gees sound track. my gawd have they no shame!!!
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the ninjas did it. *laughs hysterically @jazzfish avie*
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:45pm.
Sorry, I just had another good job performance review and decided to celebrate by creating a new avie.
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Congratulations jazzy, I didn't know Platinum Plus gave performance reviews. *runs away*
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umph! *Picks up football and goes home.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:40pm.
Uuuuhhh...what?
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Exactly...my thoughts exactly.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:45pm.
Sorry, I just had another good job performance review and decided to celebrate by creating a new avie.
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Congratulations jazzy, I didn't know Platinum Plus gave performance reviews. *runs away*
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
NO!!!!!!!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
FUCKING NO!!!!!!
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
OK people, we have now reached the lowest point in our cultural decline.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:15pm.
Ahhaha Deb!
I don't think mike does business on Jones Sausage Road, but I'll let him speak for himself.
Hmmmm. mike is strangely silent on the subject....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:33pm.
Probably need to dip in some jalapeno duck butter.
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No, you dint just say that. I am notifying the moderator because you aren't jazzfish, and I want to know what happened to the real jazzfish. Come on this website with your obscene talk & avie & pretend to be jazzfish as if we won't notice; oh, I noticed alright. lol
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Sorry, I just had another good job performance review and decided to celebrate by creating a new avie.
Submitted by Sluttsville
"Fame" was first a movie, then a t.v. show in the 80's, then the show was resurrected in the 90s.
Are they remaking the movie, or the t.v. show that was in essence a remake of the movie, or are they re-making the 90s television show that was a remake of the 80s t.v. show that was a remake of the movie?
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Uuuuhhh...what?
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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More then a twink-ink *synth strings* More then a twinkie to me....
Please leave 'Big Trouble in Lil China' and 'The Toy' alone hollyweird.
But you should totally remake Robot Jox "ACHILLES i have already killed you" hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kd642Ix5ks
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:33pm.
Probably need to dip in some jalapeno duck butter.
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No, you dint just say that. I am notifying the moderator because you aren't jazzfish, and I want to know what happened to the real jazzfish. Come on this website with your obscene talk & avie & pretend to be jazzfish as if we won't notice; oh, I noticed alright. lol
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:31pm.
I remember Pop Rocks...yum. Down a couple cans of Chelsea and dance around to the Sat Night Fever soundtrack. The 70s totally rocked.
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Holy fuck, Jazz, are those Gosspubes I spy?
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Yep. I just figured the two belonged together.
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Now that's class! LOL!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:31pm.
I remember Pop Rocks...yum. Down a couple cans of Chelsea and dance around to the Sat Night Fever soundtrack. The 70s totally rocked.
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Holy fuck, Jazz, are those Gosspubes I spy?
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Yep. I just figured the two belonged together.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:26pm.
I heard (from Mr. Hekki) that they're going to re-make "Fame".
Devastating.
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"Fame" was first a movie, then a t.v. show in the 80's, then the show was resurrected in the 90s.
Are they remaking the movie, or the t.v. show that was in essence a remake of the movie, or are they re-making the 90s television show that was a remake of the 80s t.v. show that was a remake of the movie?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:31pm.
I remember Pop Rocks...yum. Down a couple cans of Chelsea and dance around to the Sat Night Fever soundtrack. The 70s totally rocked.
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Holy fuck, Jazz, are those Gosspubes I spy?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
lol, I have a friend who makes jerky out of Elk. His breath is so damn bad, and his farts smell exactly like his breath after eating it. It goes right through him.
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Probably need to dip in some jalapeno duck butter.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:26pm.
I heard (from Mr. Hekki) that they're going to re-make "Fame".
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Add "Whore" to that title and it'll be a vicious free-for-all.
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Bottom-feeder.
Leave shit alone, you useless, talentless, closeted, unoriginal hack!!!
I really want Carradine's ninjas to kill this sucker. Stat!
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slim jim explosion
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
Got to love it when "food" explodes!!
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The only food I ever saw explode was Zotz. Hard candy filled with Alka Seltzer or some shit that filled your mouth with fizz. Nassy.
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I remember Pop Rocks...yum. Down a couple cans of Chelsea and dance around to the Sat Night Fever soundtrack. The 70s totally rocked.
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
What the hell is Hollywood doing???
Are they going to ruin EVERY good movie by making a horrible remake?
Is this what TV and the Movies have come to?Terrible reality TV and fucking awful remakes that suck!
Where the hell are any talent in Hollywood to come up with an original idea or concept???
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
lol, I have a friend who makes jerky out of Elk. His breath is so damn bad, and his farts smell exactly like his breath after eating it. It goes right through him.
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Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks for sharing that thought!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I heard (from Mr. Hekki) that they're going to re-make "Fame".
Devastating.
Oh fuck.
I mean, arent times tuff enough withouth having to endure even the thought of this fuckery?
haven't we as NY'ers SUFFERED enough the last 8 years? Now this?
As a NYC DJ, Sat. Nite Fever is the alpha & omega for me and CANNOT be touched by the likes of a glittery rainbow fairy princess, a castrated douchebag tenor & a merciless warlock named Simon..PERIOD.
SNF is really the only movie to capture the essence of NY Nightlife (and thats Brooklyn not Manhattan)is a timeless classic & doesnt deserve to be ass raped by a bunch of cash sucking jarheads in morally /culturally / intellectually bankrupt Hollywood.
I agree with above posts ,a Showgirls remake would be a more well suited for Princess Zak , that lamely UNFUNNY Barry Gibb Sat.Nite Live skit with Timberdouche is where they probably get the idea to let him squeak all over the soundtrack and Robert Stigwood & Warlock Simon have so much in common as pimpin pedophiles, God sakes somebody STOP Them.
I hope this shit ends up a MEGA FLOP not seen since the likes of Peter Frampton & The Bee Gees doing that "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" flick , it has all the same ingredients.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
Got to love it when "food" explodes!!
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