HoHan's Stalking Pays Off!
HoHan and SamRo are partners in pussay again! That's what HoHan claimed on her Twitter anyway. HoHan was in London humming the lyrics to The Police's "Every Step You Take" while following SamRo's every move in a bid to win her back. It worked! SamRo probably got tired of hiding under cars to evade HoHan, so she just gave in.
Before leaving the UK yesterday, Ho Tweeted: "Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy&great news to share!! Maybe.... ;)" That smiley face has a wonk eye, because it's drunk like its creator.
The two 'gina bumpers were also seen walking hand-in-hand into the VIP lounge at Heathrow. When they arrived back in Los Angeles, HoHan immediately put on the boots she bought at Brit Brit's yard sale and went on over to SamRo's house.
This is like Fatal Attraction, but with a happy ending for Glenn Close!
A source tells People that for weeks HoHan has been telling friends that all is well with SamRo, "They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."
In related news, SamRo's family just filed a restraining order against the both of them.
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OK, I get why LiLo wants Sam back (the money, the melodrama, the need to be in some sort of relationship all the time), but I don't see what's in it for Sam. Publicity? Notoriety? Does she actually love this wreck? Does she think (probably rightfully) that she'll fade from headlines if she lets the drama die?
I used to be annoyed by Lindsey, and now I just feel profoundly sorry for her.
She is a strange girl...
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Who told this fool that you wear electric blue boots with cutoffs? Oy!
Once a stalker, always a stalker.
The trainwreck that keeps on bringin' the noise.
Let's face it: an addict needs a crutch. Any crutch. If it wasn't this dyke, it would have been peanut butter or jai alai or beanie babies. Bitch needs something to fill her empty shell and right now, Sam's Kilimanjaro clit does the job.
Rest assured, she'll be on to someone/something/anyone/anything else in about 72 hours. Set your watch to it.
She had said earlier that she missed her brother Micheal. Could he be her favorite travel companion?
Isnt' there some meth drug den she can crawl into and disappear forever?
can't wait to see HoHan on Women Behind Bars...I can just see the episode now. That is a GREAT show btw, I can see how they just get so warped they just couldn't help to kill their sig o's. Sam Ro should have found a bigger car to hide under...she will regret letting this ho bag in her life again, thats for sure!
Lindsay's a lot better? She doesn't LOOK a lot better, she just looks cracked out. Those are the smallest shorts I've ever seen on a woman in my life. WTF?! Those boots are totally fug and probably are from Brit's garage sale. LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
She doing that finger-thing again???
Errghhh...
I'm pissed the other one is back in the picture because it means less camera time for Benjamin Buttons Lohan, i.e., Ali. Let's hope mother-of-the-decade now takes it upon herself to parade that LaToya around town again, preferably more dog-contest judging.
Last night I could not sleep. So I turned on Starz and saw that a movie was just starting. It was the movie 'I know who killed Me'. I at first did not remember it was a Lohan movie. As I was looking at the guide I realized it was her and I thought maybe this is a good way to fall to sleep. Worst mistake I made in weeks. God awful in every sense. It got one star and that is being nice. First off, there were scenes where I had to turn the channel. The ending is sucktasticly crapola. Fucking worst movie I have seen in years. I am ashamed to say I actually used a portion of my life to watch this.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:19am.
I guess I still hold one small, birthday cake candle put for Lohan...I feel shame.
All apologies if it has been said previously, but-
WHY? WHY? WHY? WITH THE FUCKING FINGERS IN THE MOUTH IN EVERY PIC. WHY? GROW THE FUCK UP LITTLE GIRL.
Sorry also to jim, charlie manson, and KANYE for obvious reasons.
Paris is for stoners.
I believe LiHo to be a goldigger. Sam needs to run like hell.
Oh crap.MK is back on 24/7 Hohan coverage.
that SamRo must have a magical tongue.
Submitted by natasha240: "...I think instead of lesbian relationships being so dramafied, it's the relationships of the "young" crowd....be they hetero or homo."
I think you're right, natasha. I know two hetero couples who could out-drama any homo couple. One couple was in their mid-30s when they finally broke up, but I generally think people outgrow the need for drama.
Speaking as a dyke, my wife and I are boring as hell. Pretty much drama-free. I think instead of lesbian relationships being so dramafied, it's the relationships of the "young" crowd....be they hetero or homo.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:21am.
Avast ye scallywags. It's the Dread Pirate Lindsay! Scourge of bathroom stalls everywhere!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:45am.
All relationships are dramatic, but you ain't seen nothin' 'til you've seen a dyke scorned. Holy hell.
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Holy cow! That's so true. My former co-worker had more drama when she and her ex broke up!! I never seen so much cat scratches back and forth!
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I give them 72 hours before the fights start to erupt again. In public places for everyone to witness, of course. Hey, this is Lohan... Classy all the way.
Blowhan's out for Ronson's cash, seeing as how her Momager has been robbing her blind for years.
She better hire a new manager AND forensic accountant, or she'll end up working mall security like Gary Colman.
Or turning tricks on Sunset Blvd. Whichever has less dignity.
Submitted by Zanna on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:49am.
Eventually, they will be pubic enemies #1 again soon.
Or at least pubic enemies.
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Eventually, they will be pubic enemies #1 again soon.
How many straight couples declare their undying love on the second date, move in the next day, and start making wedding plans? I've known THREE lesbian couples who did that, and I don't even know hardly any lesbians. All relationships are dramatic, but you ain't seen nothin' 'til you've seen a dyke scorned. Holy hell.
I don't know why, but I really want to fill her boots with water.
Gay couples (which surprisingly encompasses lesbians, mind you) are just as dramatic as heterosexual couples.
The human being is a walking piece of drama per se. Regardless of sexuality, there is bound to be some drama. Relationship without drama I have yet to see, I'm only 23 mind you, so I haven't seen it all.
Samantha is old enough not to get involved in this shit, but drama pays in Hollyweird eh?
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:10am.
And...I may be gay, but lesbian relationships = DRAMA.
LMAO! I may be straight, but I've seen the "DRAMA". It's just like most of Melissa Etheridge's songs.
"I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'D WALK ACROSS A FIRE FOR YOU!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
what a desperate skank
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:01am.
Bitch is pussymatized.
Personally, I think it's more like pu$$ymatized. It's all about the Ronson family dough, not the doughy cadaver puss.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:57am.
They need to start having knock-down-drag-outs at the clubs. They need to up the ante to keep me at all interested.
I'll second that with a yawn, for emphasis.
Wow, you go Blohan. These idiots are so tiresome. I wonder if all this drama was just some big sham to stay "relevant". Which in their case the word relevant could be interchanged with "mildly entertaining". But not really.
Isn't their 15 minutes long up? What the hell?
Poor little shit. Just make your way to rehab and don't come out until not only are you sober, but have some meat to fill your wardrobe.
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Avast ye scallywags. It's the Dread Pirate Lindsay! Scourge of bathroom stalls everywhere!
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Submitted by lez-babe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:15am.
Eff all you people who say you hate her but can't keep away from her posts. If you really didn't care you wouldn't post comments! I love SamRo and hope they get married!
Whoa, take it easy scooter. Speaking for myself, I am posting comments because the alternative is this massive pile of work I am looking at on my desk. Dont give a fuck about Lindsey or Sam & think they're both vile. Thank you & have an nice day!
who gives a fuck. this bitch just needs to be on the tabloids. I thought Sam was smarter than to go back to this thing
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Ali, shouldn't you be in school?
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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Lindsay is such a stupid girl. SamRo is even more stupid.
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Why would Samro want to go back with Hohan? All they did was fight all the time.
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:14am.
Uh, yeah maybe a year or two ago, but now Lindsay can't even command decent appearance fees at clubs (that she's not supposed to be drinking at 'cause of the high-profile rehab stints). How exactly is that booking either of them any jobs?
lez-babe,
Me too!
So I can watch the divorce drama.
ricki, DP,
Really??? Of all the gay couples I have known, the men are always more dramatic.
Submitted by lez-babe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:15am.
If you really didn't care you wouldn't post comments!
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Bullshit. I couldn't care less about this rancid skankwhore. I just love talking about how gross she is.
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Eff all you people who say you hate her but can't keep away from her posts. If you really didn't care you wouldn't post comments! I love SamRo and hope they get married!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:10am.
I would their 'careers' are pretty much tied at the moment. I mean,
Ronson got a lot of her high-profile gigs for being with Lohan and Lohan makes her appereances fees at clubs. One sad fucking story. I do agree that lesbian relationships tend to carry a lof more baggage than gay ones.
I want Fatal Attraction, but with a happy ending for the bunny.
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My garsh does she ever look horrid! Does D.A.R.E. still do school programs (or exist at all)? Hohan could be Example A of why the kiddos should stay off the crackity-crack.
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I don't think SamRo is dependent on HoHan at all. She is dumb to get back with her, to be sure, but I think Lindsay needs Sam much more than the other way around. I mean, who was stalking who? And...I may be gay, but lesbian relationships = DRAMA. Expect at least 3 more years of this...if Lindsay's "fame" (more like 'infamy') holds out for that long, anyway.
Snarkley, she totally does look like a booger eater. She is so gross & filthy looking. I'm sure I've said this before on DL but her fingernails & toenails make me wants to fucking gag. Seriously, I would take a fucking nail brush & some soap to that shit.
Could they be any more fucking dependent on each other? Pathetic.
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