Glamberace's Shocking Revelation!
Glamberace smokes pot! SHOCKING! MIND-BOGGLING! ........And he also likes a giant peen with his morning coffee.
This is the big "NO SHIT" issue of Rolling Stone where Glamberace reveals that he's as gay as....well...as Glamberace. I mean, butterflies flutter into his peen hole! I'm gayer than a Rooty Tooty breakfast and butterflies don't fly into my peen hole! And why is that snake having a conversation with Glamberace's magic stick? Or is it trying to get a piece?
So Glamberace says that he decided to wait to come out, because he felt doing it on the cover of Rolling Stone would be "cooler." Glamberace puckered his precious lips and said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay. Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.' I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context (ed note: NO YOU DIDN'T, GURRRRL!). I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."
You can thank some kind of mood-altering drug for leading the glittery unicorn to American Idol. Glamberace said he had a “psychedelic experience” at Burning Man which made him realize that Idol was the quickest way for him to be taken seriously in the music industry.
He didn't want to declare his gayness while competing on Idol, because he wanted the focus to remain on his talent and not the fact that he likes dick. Glammy added, "I'm an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing. it shouldn't matter. Except it does. It's really confusing."
And there you go. Glamberace is gay. The world keeps spinning. Well, not my world, because I'm still kind of upset that butterflies don't fly into my no-no. Maybe I need to drizzle a little hummingbird juice on it?
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GASP. What a surprise!!!!
I am actually more shocked to see that he is just a bear cub who trims his chest hair and masquerades as a semi-goth Liza Minelli wanna be. I'll wait to see a photo of him without all the paint and die before I can determine whether or not I would hit it. Does anyone know if such photos exist?
PS. Britney wants her snake back and Mariah confirmed that she needs the butterfy pin for her next video.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - Me
They'll put anyone on a cover these days, it actually used to mean something before.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S A LIE, A SICK LIE INVENTED BY THEM FOLKS WHO HATE KRISTIANS!!!!
LMAO
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I LOVE YOU GLAMBIE!
VIVA LA GANJA GLAMBERACE!!!
metooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OMG look at his chest hair, that has to go, LOL
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:21am.
go away rolling stone...GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
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Seriously! And bring back Creem Magazine!
Boy Howdy!
Liberated from what?? The oppressive straight man in the entertainment industry?
and when is Mad Men suppose to start up again?
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Is it wrong that I really wanted him to turn his head & lick the snake?
He was in a closet? Was it, like, one of them walk-in Paris Hilton closets with a sitting room and tea service?
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The only thing half-way decent about Rolling Stone is Matt Taibbi's column.
I dont think People Magazine would have taken too kindly to hearing about the pot smoking anyway & do they even know what Burning Man is...all they care about is getting the scoop on when he is going to get a surrogate baby maker & if they can get the exclusive photos of the twins it produces.
That is the worst photograph I've ever seen in my life.
Nothing in Rolling Stone is cool. It hasn't been worth anything since they had that creepy Britney 'Am I- aren't I legal' cover.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
He's awesome. That's all I can say. Team Glamberace 4-ever!
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For God's sake, people, the kid has a fucking butterfly on his crotch!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Awww, too good to come out on the cover of People?
How shocking!
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He's ok. But, he wears a ton of foundation and it enhances the problems with his skin. Maybe a few less layers. I gave up on foundation in my late 20's and it's the best thing I ever did. At 31 I think my skin looks better than it did in my 20's. Works for some, not for me.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:19am.
‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.'
What an assclown. Who gives a fuck. For once I wish a celebrity when asked the FIRST fucking time if they are gay would say "yeah" and MOVE THE FUCK ON.
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I completely agree. Why should he "wait" for anything? He is what he is. Oh, right, because he knows it's his ticket to getting a Rolling Stone cover. Cool? My ass.
That cover is HOT!!!!!
I love Adam Lambert!!!!!
The Look, The Talent, The Charisma is all there!!!
*yawn*
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:23am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:18am.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:15am.
Legalize it!!!!
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BAN IT! We're talking about Glamberace, right?
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Uh, no. I was talking about hummingbird juice on the peen.
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Oh. I thought you were talking about kids who think they're "edgy" by dressing like asshats, wearing nail polish, and "coming out" in Rolling Stone.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Like this is a surprise. *rolls eyes*
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Check out the video of the cover shoot..
http://www.rollingstone.com/videos/player/28566086
The first thing that came to my mind was...where is the Glambert fansite forum where all the fantards are crying and angry that he really is gay? There was nothing funnier than reading the posts on Gayken fansites when he came out.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:18am.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:15am.
Legalize it!!!!
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BAN IT! We're talking about Glamberace, right?
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Uh, no. I was talking about hummingbird juice on the peen.
My God thank you MK! I can't even read your comments on this yet because this is such a beautiful unicorn angel. I have been very sexually frustrated lately, thank you for solving my problem.
Provolone,
I'm with you on that one.
go away rolling stone...GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.'
What an assclown. Who gives a fuck. For once I wish a celebrity when asked the FIRST fucking time if they are gay would say "yeah" and MOVE THE FUCK ON.
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Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Good God I think that photo is so fucking hot. I actually (and quite sadly) had a dream last night where I met Adam and I was blushing and bashful like a 12-year-old girl. Omg this just makes me want to jump him! Well, share a joint with him and then jump him. *Swoon* My kinda guy. And that be some sexay chest stubblage!!!
That is a truly awful photograph of him. He's sort of a cute guy, how did they go so terribly wrong?
Exactly! Why should or why does it matter? He is gay? There, its out there. Can we now all get on with our pathetic lives.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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I LOVE YOU GLAMBIE!
VIVA LA GANJA GLAMBERACE!!!
THIS TOKE'S FOR YOU!
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:15am.
Legalize it!!!!
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BAN IT! We're talking about Glamberace, right?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Legalize it!!!!