Glamberace's Shocking Revelation!
Glamberace smokes pot! SHOCKING! MIND-BOGGLING! ........And he also likes a giant peen with his morning coffee.
This is the big "NO SHIT" issue of Rolling Stone where Glamberace reveals that he's as gay as....well...as Glamberace. I mean, butterflies flutter into his peen hole! I'm gayer than a Rooty Tooty breakfast and butterflies don't fly into my peen hole! And why is that snake having a conversation with Glamberace's magic stick? Or is it trying to get a piece?
So Glamberace says that he decided to wait to come out, because he felt doing it on the cover of Rolling Stone would be "cooler." Glamberace puckered his precious lips and said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay. Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.' I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context (ed note: NO YOU DIDN'T, GURRRRL!). I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."
You can thank some kind of mood-altering drug for leading the glittery unicorn to American Idol. Glamberace said he had a “psychedelic experience” at Burning Man which made him realize that Idol was the quickest way for him to be taken seriously in the music industry.
He didn't want to declare his gayness while competing on Idol, because he wanted the focus to remain on his talent and not the fact that he likes dick. Glammy added, "I'm an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing. it shouldn't matter. Except it does. It's really confusing."
And there you go. Glamberace is gay. The world keeps spinning. Well, not my world, because I'm still kind of upset that butterflies don't fly into my no-no. Maybe I need to drizzle a little hummingbird juice on it?
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sorry Jimmy, what did you say? I have a naked man walking around my apt, so I got distracted. :)
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Ignore Jimmy Booca, people. That's the only thing that will upset him - taking away the attention.
Jimmy - recess is over! If you don't go back to Home Ec, I'll have to send you up to the office!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:47am.
Yes I'm ATTACKING YOU! Ugh pulease bitch I don't have the time or effort to commit a hate crime like you breeders do all the time. Wha wha he said breeder what a mean fag. so sad.
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Get over yourself dude. You are such a bigot. No spawn have ever emerged from my uterus and probably never will, so thanks for the generalization towards everyone with working reproductive organs (WHICH INCLUDES YOU!).
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Guess you don't appreciate the fact that your parents were breeders, and that's why you're even fucking here in the first place, jimmy fuckface.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:42am.
While I partially agree with your statement, I want to also remind you that the 'slurs' came out of him first. Cause being straight is as wrong as being gay for some people? IDK and I am not sure if I care.
Longing for the day people stop segregating based on whatever retarded excuse, and even if I myself use the term 'gay community' it'd be much nicer we just form part of a human and humane community altogether.
Jimmy, dear troll, your problem isn't related to sexuality, you have MOMMY ISSUES. Go see a therapist.
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More importantly, why does he look like something Liza Minelli crapped out?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:42am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:39am.
Jimmy, wtf? I haven't scrolled down very far, but what's with the attack on women? I am a fag hag, and I thought that most fags loved women!
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It's not an attack on women, it's an attack on all straight people. For being straight.
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Yes I'm ATTACKING YOU! Ugh pulease bitch I don't have the time or effort to commit a hate crime like you breeders do all the time. Wha wha he said breeder what a mean fag. so sad.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:42am.
So what's your position on tampons? MK has a thing about those, too.
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i guess if you wear eyeliner, smoke pot and be a pretend rock star, you are WILD. gag me.RS fucking sucks.
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Obvious troll is obvious, Jimmy. Step up your act or give up.
On topic: is this totally not news?
As a non-breeding straight "egg machine", I'd like to tell Jimmy Bocca to fuck off and die.
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"I'm proud of my sexuality"??? What does that mean? Can he fukc someone back to life or what?
ahhhh LCT, thanks for the explanation. :)
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
Adam has one thing in commen with me...crushing on Kris Allen.. his music style is not my taste though.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:39am.
Jimmy, wtf? I haven't scrolled down very far, but what's with the attack on women? I am a fag hag, and I thought that most fags loved women!
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It's not an attack on women, it's an attack on all straight people. For being straight.
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Yes, I think it's so hilarious that everyone is here so "enlightened" when it comes to the gays because MK IS GHEY@!#!@$!@$ and talks about no-no holes and peen all day, but the second a homo here pisses them off suddenly it's all "you lick poop chutes!" and "you cum-covered butt pirate" and other shit like people have called me. Yeah, Jimmy's just stirring shit, but the fact that it immediately resorts to gay slurs is exactly the reason there are still "I'm gay!" magazine covers and shit! Because people still make a big deal out of it! Haha, so retarded.
And yeah, for that matter, I'm tired of straight people not keeping their sexuality in the bedroom. Please refrain from kissing in public, holding hands, allowing your ugly children out where people can see, etc. You know, 'cause I think it's "attention-whoring" and it's better to have an entire class of people keeping their shit needlessly private rather than insulting the delicate sensibilities of imporant old ME. Retarded.
for a gay man, jimmy, you spend a lot of time on the rag.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Jimmy just hates US women cuz we hate Britney. She's a REAL woman!
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Ignore Jimmy Booca, people. That's the only thing that will upset him - taking away the attention.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Jimmy, wtf? I haven't scrolled down very far, but what's with the attack on women? I am a fag hag, and I thought that most fags loved women!
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:29am.
You know, I could go and say you are a great example of why some people that have little respect for the gay community turn into plain intolerance. But that would be judging you by your sexuality and not by the fact that all you really are is a sad fucking and poor excuse for a TROLL.
And if this is really true, I'm gonna go out on a faaaar fetch here and say that for hating women the way you do, you have serious mommy issues.
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Yet another reason to be glad I cancelled my subscription to this rag years ago.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:34am.
Yes because breeders never do anal sex.. FAIL!
UGh the ancient greeks and romans had it right the first time. Keep woman in cages and only used for breeding and have the real fun with hot sexy men!! :)
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Jimmy, your attempts to rile people are pathetic. Recess is over now - please go back to class.
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PS. "Coming out" on magazine covers just perpetuates the myth that something needs to come out. Come out from where? From the disco and into the sunlight? WTF?
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big shocker! I was SO surprised when i saw this!!!!!
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:29am.
Oh yes I'm soooo fucckn jealous I don't bleed like a dying horse every month not to mention have fat filled bags hanging from my chest or smelling like a chinese fish market! PULEASE CUNT! No is jealous of your nasty egg machine.
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No, you just like licking poop chutes. Yeah, that's something to be proud of.
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Yes because breeders never do anal sex.. FAIL!
UGh the ancient greeks and romans had it right the first time. Keep woman in cages and only used for breeding and have the real fun with hot sexy men!! :)
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:31am.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sounds to me like someone needs a hug and a nap.
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In other breaking news, the sky is blue and Jimmy Bocca is an asshole.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:29am.
Oh yes I'm soooo fucckn jealous I don't bleed like a dying horse every month not to mention have fat filled bags hanging from my chest or smelling like a chinese fish market! PULEASE CUNT! No is jealous of your nasty egg machine.
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No, you just like licking poop chutes. Yeah, that's something to be proud of.
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Where is Kris Allen's Rolling Stone interview??...Oh yeah, nobody gives a flying fuck about him..Adam really did win!!
Fuck me running......
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:21am.
Listen you dumbass BREEDERS! Gay people need to come out on Magazine covers and officially come out because you STR8 losers created this mess by practically forcing gay people into the closet. Now that it's becoming more accepting and shit gay people want to express it and feel empowered by doing so. Now don't you all have other things to do like make babies or get divorces or something. whatever straities do these days.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:21am.
Listen you dumbass BREEDERS! Gay people need to come out on Magazine covers and officially come out because you STR8 losers created this mess by practically forcing gay people into the closet. Now that it's becoming more accepting and shit gay people want to express it and feel empowered by doing so. Now don't you all have other things to do like make babies or get divorces or something. whatever straities do these days.
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Looks like it's about time for you to crawl back into a uterus and fuck off forever, since straight people created you, you dumb fucking asshole.
PS. What makes it ok for you to be prejudiced against heterosexuals while to try to defend homosexuals? Thanks for your input, biggest hypocrite alive.
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Doesn't matter to me one bit...but just proves that sex (of whateva kind) sells.
I'm a breeder but I do like Rooti Tooti fresh and Fruity at IHOP.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:21am.
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Since no man or woman would touch you with someone else's 10-foot pole, shouldn't you just shaddup? Uterus-jelly dork.
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Oh yes I'm soooo fucckn jealous I don't bleed like a dying horse every month not to mention have fat filled bags hanging from my chest or smelling like a chinese fish market! PULEASE CUNT! No is jealous of your nasty egg machine.
um...yeah.... is this even news??? i mean, we all knew it already.
"Now don't you all have other things to do like make babies or get divorces or something. whatever straities do these days."
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Um, last I heard, gays were quite capable of doing these things too.
Just sayin'.
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From day 1 was there any question that Adam was gay? If he wanted to make it official fine but he didn't need to.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:21am.
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Since no man or woman would touch you with someone else's 10-foot pole, shouldn't you just shaddup? Uterus-jelly dork.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Ironic that Adam is on the cover of Rolling Stone and Kris is not. Actually, how many other American idols have graced the magazine's cover? And so soon after becoming famous. Good on Glamberace!!
Listen you dumbass BREEDERS! Gay people need to come out on Magazine covers and officially come out because you STR8 losers created this mess by practically forcing gay people into the closet. Now that it's becoming more accepting and shit gay people want to express it and feel empowered by doing so. Now don't you all have other things to do like make babies or get divorces or something. whatever straities do these days.
I love the way that green snake is slithering up towards his glittering poop shoot...so fucking HOT!!
Fuck me running...............
Like they said in the genius "I'm gay" musical number in "Kids in the Hall BRain Candy": Who cares???
Good for him.
Yeah, I did mean in our time. And I meant "SUPERSTAR," not like, the few token Latin actors way back in the day and shit. And I only brought that up because many Latin people in America DO look at her that way. I personally couldn't give less of a shit if she died or not.
And yeah, I don't care if people don't like Adam or want to make fun of him or whatever, I just think it's ridiculous to blame the whole "Is he gay or not?" brouhaha on him, when the fact is that "normal" Americans are the ones who create those issues. There wouldn't be any more "I'm gay!" covers if they didn't sell, after all. I find it annoying too but that's so not his fault. He really does seem to be wanting to focus on his career (which, you know, might include things like being excited and thinking it is 'cool' to be on the cover of Rolling Stone - who WOULDN'T in his position?), it's dumb/uptight people that make sexuality an issue.
You could see Adam's mo-ness from Andromeda. He is just letting everyone know they can take a giant leap out of his ass and move on now that the clearly obvious has been stated.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:03am.
Yes, I was talking about the first Latin superstar in the US. Fucking duh. Like latin countries don't have their own stars? I love how people automatically assume the stupidest reading of a comment is a correct one so they can get all high and mighty about dumb-ass shit.
I would agree with Boob3rries except for the fact that Adam DIDN'T make a huge deal out of sexuality - America did. Blogs did. The Internet did. Tabloids did. Hos on Entertainment Tonight did. Blah blah blah. If he didn't say anything, he's "hiding" and now that he did, of course he's "shoving it down everyone's throats" or something equally ridiculous and retarded. If you don't want gayness to be a huge issue in America, then please, blame it on ignant pig-fucking hill people and not gay people themselves.
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No no I didn't mean to making it sound like I went off for the stupidest thing. JLo wasn't the first latin superstar in the US either, that is what I meant to say, maybe of our time, but not the first one.
And I didn't say he was making a big deal out of it either, ITA on the people factor of things. I still don't like him, and I still despise that comment about being "cooler" coming out on a seemingly popular/reliable magazine, rather than just saying "yeah I'm gay so what?". Whether I like him or not, minus the screeching the guy has an irrevocable talent and people should have focused on that instead on what he fucks behind closed doors.
EDIT: JLo, latin descent or not, is American. Born and raised. But before you call me out again on my 'dumb-ass' comment, I do get your point.
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Just poking all you Glamber fans.
Dude is chunk.
No one like looking for the peen.