Glamberace's Shocking Revelation!
Glamberace smokes pot! SHOCKING! MIND-BOGGLING! ........And he also likes a giant peen with his morning coffee.
This is the big "NO SHIT" issue of Rolling Stone where Glamberace reveals that he's as gay as....well...as Glamberace. I mean, butterflies flutter into his peen hole! I'm gayer than a Rooty Tooty breakfast and butterflies don't fly into my peen hole! And why is that snake having a conversation with Glamberace's magic stick? Or is it trying to get a piece?
So Glamberace says that he decided to wait to come out, because he felt doing it on the cover of Rolling Stone would be "cooler." Glamberace puckered his precious lips and said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay. Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.' I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context (ed note: NO YOU DIDN'T, GURRRRL!). I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."
You can thank some kind of mood-altering drug for leading the glittery unicorn to American Idol. Glamberace said he had a “psychedelic experience” at Burning Man which made him realize that Idol was the quickest way for him to be taken seriously in the music industry.
He didn't want to declare his gayness while competing on Idol, because he wanted the focus to remain on his talent and not the fact that he likes dick. Glammy added, "I'm an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing. it shouldn't matter. Except it does. It's really confusing."
And there you go. Glamberace is gay. The world keeps spinning. Well, not my world, because I'm still kind of upset that butterflies don't fly into my no-no. Maybe I need to drizzle a little hummingbird juice on it?
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And ricki, if you're not going to fuck me, the LEAST you can do is dish about Star Jones with me! =)
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OK Kanderso, well, if you were reading my posts as carefully as you claim, you'd see I wasn't defending Jimmy. I think it's funny and he's my friend, but yeah, he's obviously trying to piss people off so I don't blame them if they take the bait. I just commented on the ridiculous nature of the comments - comments that, I have said about 9 times now, DO pop up here quite often, unprovoked and unrelated to "gay stories" like this one. If my little scenario didn't apply to you, great for you. You're one person on here, in a sea of moms who DO feel that way. Woo hoo, you live in a city and "know gay people." Never heard that one before. You weren't even the one making the comments I was criticizing, so I don't see any need for you to defend them, especially since I view them as somewhat indefensible. If a racial minority starts up some shit with me here, does that give me license to just throw out any slur I want? No, I would be banned, and it would be hos like Deb who would claim to be the most shocked and offended.
Re: Adam - agreed. He did this to sell himself and to lay the ridiculous gay question to rest. Not a huge deal at all, especially since everyone here apparently thinks Rolling Stone is the biggest piece of trash in the world. But why are they so upset then? Guess Jimmy's not the only one with "undisclosed issues." *rolls eyes*
What a day, what a day. What an effing day its been....
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
He's gay?
I had no idea. I'm shocked. Now I feel foolish. I thought the makeup was a sign he was creative and artistic.
Or of French decent. Maybe Canadian. Some kind of foreigner. You know how foreigners can be...but never gay. I never thought that. Not once.
This will take some getting used to. My entire world is a little skewed now. Kinda scary. O_o
Gay, eh? Who would have thought it?
/walks off shaking head, muttering to self, "Adam's gay? Wow!"
was just reading on the elevator tv about all the deals he has coming up
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:20am.
On the real, Ricki, I am pretty sure you got it all wrong. I like to think we poke fun at all walks of life here - and gays aren't off-limits. There are plenty of smelly vagina comments too.
As for me, I'm 26, I'm not a mom, and I'm by no means posing as a fag hag. I don't even truly get what that means. Like most young people living in a city, I have my gay and lesbian friends and happen to be very close with a few of them. I don't like watching them get all up on each other, but that goes for my straight friends too. I'm just not a PDA fan. I honestly have no problem with you, although I think you have quite a temper. But Jimmy was baiting the ladies and making fun of being straight. He deserves to get shit in return, doesn't he? I read through the thread...he started this shit.
As for Glambert, I look at it this way. He didn't really come out in Rolling Stone. He purposely made an appearance prior to the Rolling Stone thing with his boyfriend. That's what I respect. He came out initially without saying a word. So he decided to use his story to get on the cover or Rolling Stone - so what?! EVERYONE uses their personal story to sell themselves. About people needing to 'come out' I think that's a step towards acceptance. The more people come out, the less of a big deal it will be, and the less people will feel pressure to make an official statement about sexuality PERIOD.
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I am so fucking hungover. I just want the desert story so I can continue living, please.
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"Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:15am.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:04am.
Should not defend Jimmy here. He's being a bitch. Who called you any nasty gay names? Now THAT wouldn't be very nice. Unless you had been targeting those of us with a uterus or those of us who think peen + vagina = awesome and calling us mean things related to those issues. If you did that, well, fair is fair; eye for an eye. "
Well, that's not how it's gone down at all, so awesome, thanks for assuming that. I don't care if people call me names - I certainly call people names. I just get annoyed when women pretend it's fun to be fag hags so they can dish about Star Jones or whatever but when it comes to actual gay people and real issues, it's poop jokes and "Keep it private!" all the way! But keep going. This hypocrisy from the Mom Squad is tres enlightening.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:14am.
Jimmy's such an angry fag I'm surprised he's not a lesbian.
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Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahah! Nice.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:14am
Okay, this is much more important than anything Jimmy says...I want to see a picture of this vest. Or, can you make me one too? Puweeze? Bedazzling adds sophistication to any garment.
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"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie
So what's all this about butthole licking?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Deb,
Now the cottage cheese. This is getting messy ho!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:14am.
Jimmy's such an angry fag I'm surprised he's not a lesbian.
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No self-respecting lezbot would have him.
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Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:11am.
LOL Not being breast fed can really fuck up a person like that =P
And before people that weren't breast fed jump at me, fuck off. I wasn't breast fed and I am pretty fucked up myself. No mommy issues here though. Or woman hating.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:04am.
Should not defend Jimmy here. He's being a bitch. Who called you any nasty gay names? Now THAT wouldn't be very nice. Unless you had been targeting those of us with a uterus or those of us who think peen + vagina = awesome and calling us mean things related to those issues. If you did that, well, fair is fair; eye for an eye.
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"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:29am.
Oh yes I'm soooo fucckn jealous I don't bleed like a dying horse every month not to mention have fat filled bags hanging from my chest or smelling like a chinese fish market! PULEASE CUNT! No is jealous of your nasty egg machine.
Um, that's an attack against women, not heterosexuals
(which is what I think you were going for). Gay women also have these bodily functions...
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:11am.
Yea deb your so funny hardy har har lemme guess next your gonna make a fudge packing joke. LAME. so creative.
You're a bottom, right?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Damn! I missed the bitch fight. I was busy fashioning a vest out of an old pair of my Mom Jeans and a Bedazzler.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:11am.
Yea deb your so funny hardy har har lemme guess next your gonna make a fudge packing joke. LAME. so creative.
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I love it when Jimmy gets jealous of people who are actually funny. LOLZ!
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Cheers! You know I've been in such a shitty mood today from being woken up early by our white trash-wigger neighbor revving his motorcycle and being super loud at 7:15. Then I got rained out of at least my morning gardening.
I cheered myself up with that one!
"Corn free, as free as the grass grows..."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:29am.
You know, I am pretty sure my vagina smells like roses. And boobs may be bags of fat, but they're very fun to play with. Plus, do YOU have a built-in food source on your body? No, I don't think you do. WIN!
As for the monthly bleeding, yup, that sucks. You got us there.
But I think women make up for it by getting a lot more boy ass than you get. Most of the men out there are straight, so I get that you're jelly of what you'll never have, Jimmy Poo Poo.
PS, I would appreciate hearing the story of your childhood. Why so raggy - who beat you - mommy or daddy? It was mommy, wasn't it?
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Yea deb your so funny hardy har har lemme guess next your gonna make a fudge packing joke. LAME. so creative.
well I am shocked! haha... next issue of Rolling Stone the pope finally come out for himself and the ones before him. you have to be one dumb bag of chips if you couldn't figure this one out.
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In Adam's case, I don't think it was a matter of being brave and coming out so much as it was to shut up the people who demanded to know his sexuality. And honestly, I don't understand what all the hate is about. You ask "who cares?" but enough people cared to be hounding him with questions, and he couldn't just play coy forever. He's not ashamed of who he is, so what's wrong with him talking openly about it?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:09am.
I had a bf once who always wanted me to stick my tounge up his bunghole, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!
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I had one who BEGGED for a good 10 minutes for me to stick a finger in there.
Some things are just not a-ok.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:07am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:05am.
Glad you enjoyed! ;)~
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OMG I so did! HAHAHAH! What I didn't love was the avocado that ended up all over my chin. I cna't stop laffing!
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I had a bf once who always wanted me to stick my tounge up his bunghole, I mean COME ON PEOPLE!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:05am.
Glad you enjoyed! ;)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:02am.
At least us straight gals don't have to avoid corn for 2-3 days before a date. I'm just sayin'.
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Deb,
Please wipe the scrambled eggs off of my puter screen.
Ta.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:02am.
At least us straight gals don't have to avoid corn for 2-3 days before a date. I'm just sayin'.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
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licking assholes on straight or gay people grosses me out.
i would much rather think about blowjobs.
do guys give better blowjobs then girls? i know we had a discussion about whether girls eat out better than guys.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:54am.
True. Very true. I've known a lot of people, including the parents of my friends who would say 'ok so when do you start wearing stuffed bras and full on make up?"
I've also had a friend for the longest time who was raised by a lesbian couple, two of the most beautiful people I've ever met in my life. He felt a social need to fit in with his family..guess what? He was afraid to come out as STRAIGHT. Bigotry comes and goes in a lot of ways eh? Even in one's head.
No one needs to come out of anywhere, it's about time people can respect others as it comes. And that's that. But I know this isn't a reality and that's why I agree with you and other comments about the whole 'coming out' issue.
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You friend Jimmy still has mommy issues in my eyes. Gay or not. Sexuality doesn't make you exempt of bigotry, that's a matter of ignorance, not who you fuck
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Um, Stoney, yeah except that kind of name-calling goes around a lot. That was my point. It's not just calling Jimmy a name 'cause he's bored and trolling. I've been called shit like that here on topics entirely unrelated to gay issues. GET IT?
Ok now that I had my fun you can all go back to shopping at lanebryant.com and eating your nutrasystem muffins. Ciao.
wow, bitch fight this morning?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
all thats missing from this thread is the gheys bragging about how they can steal the mom jean wearing crowds men.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:47am.
It's not an attack on women, it's an attack on all straight people. For being straight.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:54am.
Sugaroo - I am with you. Ignore. Noone should garner more attention than LovesAngelina.
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Is she still around?!?!
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ricki, none of us cares if you lick buttholes. Obviously a lot of straight people do that too. The entire point was to be SARCASTIC and respond in kind to the bigotry of jimmy with equal bigotry in order to make a point. If that tardo is going to hate on straight people and women for being breeders and having eggs and doing the intercourse with a vagina, then we'll hate on you for licking buttholes because "gays like buttholes" and saying that is equally offensive. GET IT?
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LMAO you whores are so easy! Seriously I'm just trying to make your afternoon weight watchers lunch more interesting. You're welcome. :D
oh jimmy, this again. mommy didn't love you enough? coming to gossip site for attention, how fucking sad.
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Yeah Boob3rries, I agree. Jimmy is my friend but he's totally trying to start shit (not that I blame him, I think it's kinda funny). I have just noticed that a lot here - "We love gay people!" when it comes to talking about rainbow fairy magic and Bruno and Chris Crocker and whatever other stupid-ass stereotypical shit, but when it comes down to arguments with actual 'real' gay people it's all "You lick buttholes! You're disgusting!" That's pretty much why I got annoyed with this "Does he need to announce it on the cover of a magazine?" stuff in the first place. "How DARE those homos try to be real and honest people when they SHOULD be giving makeovers to drag queens?#@!#!@#?@!#" Fuck that noise.
Sugaroo - I am with you. Ignore. Noone should garner more attention than LovesAngelina.
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If it was as easy as people just living their lives as they choose, things like Prop 8 wouldn't exist and there wouldn't be a need to live a closeted life. Not every straight person hates gays and not every gay person envies a straight one. I just wish it didn't have to be a calculated PR maneuver for celebrities as opposed to something that can go without saying if they lived an open life.
He's Gay??? Who knew?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
SO. GAY.
Jimmy - if there were no breeders there would be no gay men to ignore and deny your ass.
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Jimmy - if there were no breeders there would be no gay men to ignore and deny your ass.
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