Glamberace's Shocking Revelation!
Glamberace smokes pot! SHOCKING! MIND-BOGGLING! ........And he also likes a giant peen with his morning coffee.
This is the big "NO SHIT" issue of Rolling Stone where Glamberace reveals that he's as gay as....well...as Glamberace. I mean, butterflies flutter into his peen hole! I'm gayer than a Rooty Tooty breakfast and butterflies don't fly into my peen hole! And why is that snake having a conversation with Glamberace's magic stick? Or is it trying to get a piece?
So Glamberace says that he decided to wait to come out, because he felt doing it on the cover of Rolling Stone would be "cooler." Glamberace puckered his precious lips and said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay. Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler.' I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context (ed note: NO YOU DIDN'T, GURRRRL!). I’m proud of my sexuality. I embrace it. It’s just another part of me. I’m trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."
You can thank some kind of mood-altering drug for leading the glittery unicorn to American Idol. Glamberace said he had a “psychedelic experience” at Burning Man which made him realize that Idol was the quickest way for him to be taken seriously in the music industry.
He didn't want to declare his gayness while competing on Idol, because he wanted the focus to remain on his talent and not the fact that he likes dick. Glammy added, "I'm an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing. it shouldn't matter. Except it does. It's really confusing."
And there you go. Glamberace is gay. The world keeps spinning. Well, not my world, because I'm still kind of upset that butterflies don't fly into my no-no. Maybe I need to drizzle a little hummingbird juice on it?
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He is painfully beautiful...the cover art is amazing. According to stats, this issue is sold out all over America right now...He may be totally gay, but him admitting to the fact that he's a bit on the 'bi-curious' side, whether its true or not is genius and will definitely set little female hearts on fire for him even more...its like the virgin everyone wants to be the first to take...who's going to be the first woman spotted making out with him? I'll step up to the plate. And I bet many others would too. I think Adam's on the fast track to stardom...anyone heard anything from Kris Allen lately? Didn't think so.
He is always on the top of star list...lol
I found a more interesting site ******BlackWhiteMeet, C O M****** where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.And it is free! I like it!
Everyone knew he was coming out to Rolling Stone in advance...so technically didn't he already declare he was gay, sort of?
Ah, I hate Rolling Stone though, which is the real reason why I wanted to post on this thread anyway, LOL. Let's be serious here, I wanted to bash on Rolling Stone for being a heap of trash and here's why:
1.) As someone who generally isn't amused by the topic of politics, I wish they'd STFU about their political articles. Who the hell writes them, a bunch of debate team rejects? I define myself socially as a liberal, but for years Rolling Stone has reeked of bias so strongly I couldn't take it anymore. The magazine RAGES about the Conservative bullies when they're as aggressive and foaming at the mouth as Rush Limbaugh is for the conservatives. RS blindly rejects and mocks the beliefs of ANYONE who thinks differently from their typical readers, and in a sense they are hypocritical because they call anyone who isn't "liberal" enough a bigoted, ignorant, fascist hick. It hardly ever plays fair.
2.) Rolling Stone tends to pick favorites, and if you are, their heads are up your ass until it's decided that you are no longer "cool". If RS doesn't like you, god have mercy on you because the writers will relentlessly insult you. Depending who you are, you're either a Saint or you're dirt. They interview a musician for a few pages but on another, they're mocking your candid photo. Rolling Stone can turn on you in a fucking INSTANT.
3.) Their interviews suck too. Even though the interviewers think they're being all humorous and edgy, I've read more interesting and thought provoking questions in my HS yearbook, and these morons get paid for thinking of this shit?
4.)I've never seen a group who tried harder to impress readers and sound intelligent than the authors of Rolling Stone articles do. Using larger words does not enhance the quality of your petty "articles". It looks like someone picked up a thesaurus and replaced most of the words with the longest or most uncommon words they could find.
5.)Their endorsement of hipster douchebaggery and shitty music.
I just really needed to trash Rolling Stone Magazine because there was the opportunity to express my hatred. Subscribing to that waste of braincells was the biggest mistake ever.
You go girl! You're right about one thing....what you do under the covers is no one's business but your own.
I'd hag for him in a NY minute.
Rolling Stone continues to shock us with thier surprising stories. YAWN!
Hideously styled, poorly conceived. Week after week Rolling Stone affirms what a joke it is.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Nice snake.......
You got that?!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 1:40pm.
Jimmy - I trust you've seen this:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2qvz6di.jpg
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LMAO!!! OMG NOO I haven't! HOT! Thanks hun now I have my new screen saver! :P
Jimmy - I trust you've seen this:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2qvz6di.jpg
What a surprise! Here is a funny story on Lambert coming out http://scarlett-tv.com/?p=135 Not like we knew!
See, now this is going to be a problem. Westboro is going to have a tough decision to make now that Adam's "confirmed" it. Do they follow American Idol or do they continue going to funerals and universities? Gah, can't someone think of the bigots?
GLAMBERACE FOREVAH!!!!
I don't see Monkey Boy Kris Allen getting LOVE LIKE THIS!!!
Now there will be no shocking announcement when Glambie rents a uterus for Glitter Babehs and uses them to shield himself by admitting he's TEH GHEY!
SUCK IT AIKEN! SUCK IT LIKE PEEN SUCKER YOU ARE!
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A dude with a butterfly near his ...eh....fly.
Why was there ever speculation?
I think he looks kinda hot on that pic :)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:55pm.
JB- Your avie makes me feel all pervy. When is that kid legal again??
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I know!!! Isn't he a fucking hunk!
HUH? WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOO! SHOCKER! SIDEBLINDED! NO WAY! HORSE PUCKY!
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JB- Your avie makes me feel all pervy. When is that kid legal again??
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:40pm.
no. my demo is straight white male age 18-35
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cool mine too!
The cover looks like a personal ad on EHarmony.com. And it's mad sexy. Way to go Glambert!
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:40pm.
no. my demo is straight white male age 18-35
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:30pm.
I have to admit Jimmy Bocca and ricki lakes rants have always been a source of entertainment for me, I can't hate on either one of them.
ditto. i thought i could only get this level of entertainment from my gay cousin on holidays, but now with dlisted i can get it everyday!
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LMAO! Provolone if that's u in ur icon I want you to be my fairy fly. ur fucking hot! I wanna brush your hair while we talk "boys" haha.
EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:31pm.
I have to admit ------ ricki lakes rants have always been a source of entertainment for me, I can't hate on him/her
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agreed
99.99% of his/her comments are very entertaining
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:30pm.
I have to admit Jimmy Bocca and ricki lakes rants have always been a source of entertainment for me, I can't hate on either one of them.
ditto. i thought i could only get this level of entertainment from my gay cousin on holidays, but now with dlisted i can get it everyday!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:45am.
(...) I guess I kind of view it like a lot of Latin people did when JLo hit it big as "the first Latina superstar" or whatever. (...)
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:58am.
Actually, the point is more about "superstar" than being "first." All of those names came before JLo (I certainly wasn't making the claim that she was the first latin celebrity, who is really THAT stupid? Come on now) (...)
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Okay SORRY my bad..
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I have to admit Jimmy Bocca and ricki lakes rants have always been a source of entertainment for me, I can't hate on either one of them.
Later whores, I've got shit to do.
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Omg ricki why are you taking this old hags seriously just do what I do get their titties in a twist and be out. You don't have to explain every single word you type to these mofos, trust they'll be on here till at least 1am trying to dissect every paragraph you've typed.
ummm yeah ok. anywais what bothers me are those blankets/sheets under him. all sorts of confusion than the snake and the butterfly and his peen having a conversation. (side eye) hahahaa
Coma Caca!!
Jebus, if I am on weigh watchers there is something wrong with the world.
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Ewwwwwwww. Adam usually photographs well but this is a disaster of a photo.
**Social trends are social engineering.**
I wonder what was in the photographer's head (or Adam's) to go through all that posing, puffery, and work - and not show nip. The little detail between art and camp, I suppose.
There's no question that Rita Hayworth was a superstar - she was not a token in a sea of white superstars.
Actually, the point is more about "superstar" than being "first." All of those names came before JLo (I certainly wasn't making the claim that she was the first latin celebrity, who is really THAT stupid? Come on now) but most weren't superstars, and none got to the level of JLo, which basically means they weren't on the same level as their white counterparts. Some of the names on that list were certainly bigger in their day than others, but no, they were still token names in a sea of lily-white SUPERSTARS. If you disagree with that, well, whatever, but it's dumb to be like "What about Dolores Del Rio!#!#@!#! She was an actress before JLo@!#@!#" when that's not what the argument was about at all.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:39am.
Thank you. Thank you very much. I didn't back up my two comments about it with a proper list of successful people so it went unnoticed and taken as a dumb ass comment coming from my very own soapbox.
=) Thanks.
But she ricki did say of 'our' time, so I gave her that point.
And ricki you claimed JLo was the FIRST one. And she wasn't. Do agree the out time thing but not the first one at all. Whether we knew these people, whether they are relevant or not anymore.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:35am.
The only reason I felt that I had to say that I lived in a city and had gay friends (i.e., a pretty normal life) is that I felt like you were painting the women on here as these sheltered, biggoted, suburban-dwelling, baby-making housewives, which is a completely incorrect stereotype. I was not trying to prove to you that I'm a friend of the gays, but just that I'm a pretty normal person and have encountered and respect many walks of life. I don't, like, live in Bumble, MS with my skinhead husband and seven babies.
And if people attacked you for being gay in the past, that sucks. I wasn't saying it was okay.
Anyway, peace out, I need to go microwave my Weight Watchers lunch, i.e., go pick up some T Bell...mmmmmmmmmm....
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provy: she didn't say bigger ASS than Jello...
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Ah yes, the list of Latin ACTORS that I expected. Sorry, but if you really think Desi Arnaz = JLo at her prime, you are crazy. She reached a level of stardom that few (well, NONE) of those people did. I was talking about STARDOM, not talent or career or whatever. Rita Moreno has an incredible career spanning decades, but is she a superstar? Hells no. Would nearly as many average people know her (even though she is still alive and working) than they would JLO (who ISN'T still working, lol)? HELLS NO.
I knew I would see names like Dolors Del Rio. Woo-hoo, someone made some movies about 70 years ago. That doesn't mean JLo didn't break a lot of glass ceilings and that her career doesn't mean more to more people than say, Rita Hayworth, who, lets face it, no one cares about anymore other than classic movie fans and old people talking about "the good old days." But ooh, someone named a Latina actress from 9 decades ago! The basic thrust of my point must be wrong!!!! lol
Spice Dong - Raquel Welch, too !
Why does he think Rolling Stone isn't a celebrity magazine?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:45am.
(((HUGS)))@Sluttsville: That happens to me sometimes too:)
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
And there you go. Glamberace is gay.
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Is he the first singer who made the cover of Rolling Stone without having released one single or album? You go guy. And you can bet when this cover was planned weeks ago RS is pissed he didn't win (he's not the "Idol", guys)
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:39am.
if thats your list of people bigger then jlo then you just proved his point.....
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:39am.
JLO is NOT the first Latin superstar.
There are scores of first-rate Latin performers who were far bigger than JLO even before she was born.
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by SpiceDong: Well said! PS: love your avie
It's going to be a good day. I feel some real dirt coming on.
Lol thanks Sluttsville. That was shorter and sweeter than I put it.
Stoney, I would, but I have nothing left to say about Star Jones. Bitch be yesteryear's news.
JLO is NOT the first Latin superstar.
There are scores of first-rate Latin performers who were far bigger than JLO even before she was born. To mention just a few:
Rita Hayworth: One of the biggest stars in Hollywood history, who despite using her mother's last name always used her father's Spanish heritage and dancing ability as her biggest asset and differentiation point.
Rita Moreno - Oscar Winner
Anthony Quinn - Oscar winner
Maria Montez - Queen of technicolor
Ricardo Montalban
Carmen Miranda
Cesar Romero and Fernando Lamas - Latin leading men
Lupe Velez
Dolores Del Rio
Desi Arnaz
All of these people in their time and still today have popularity and recognition levels that JLO can only dream of. She is only famous for being on the tabloids all the time, but has no real box-office or critical success to speak of. I equate her at a level with Paris Hilton...mediocre movies and bad records does not a real star make.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 11:20am.
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I get what you're saying, some of the same posters that screamed over the Prop 8 being upheld by the CA Supreme Court have left comments on other A Lambert's thread how they are sick of this Queen or bottom feeder. It's odd how some claim to be supportive of gay rights, and then turn around and use gay references as an insult.
God, what is wrong with me, did I just agree with ricki lake.