Tuesday, June 9th 2009

Please Stay Like This 4Ever

Time out. Mark-Paul Gosselaar needs to dress like this for the rest of his life! Katie Holmes needs to take notes, this is how you wear rolled jeans the right away. Under the lip.

Last night on Jimmy Fallon, Zack Morris returned to our lives! Zack appeared to promote some basic cable show he's on and to also confirm that he will be a part of The Saved By The Bell reunion Jimmy has been trying to put together. Kelly Kapowski and Screech are the only hos who have not yet agreed to the reunion. How has Kelly not RSVPed yet? She knows in her heart of hearts that she belongs with Zack. ~True love~

Below is Zack's entire appearance on the show. He even sings "Friends Forever." It's kind of not the same without the original members of Zack Attack, but it will do for now until we get the real thing. To be honest, this is kind of effing with my head. I'm so excited....I'm so excited...I'm so....scared.


Posted by: Michael K


Ohh...the memories

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ItsJoanCrawfordBitch's picture

Aerialgreen:
That avatar is beyond brilliant....

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What is he doing???
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KT's picture

snarkley - LOL! same here!!

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Submitted by KT on Wed, 06/10/2009 - 3:24am

Me Too! I've been glued to the TV both at home and at work watching the Roseanne marathon. Haven't gotten a damn thing done for two days!

KT's picture

oh god, i think i just peed. i haven't been this happy since...... i found out there was a roseanne marathon on the TV land prime channel last week. haha i love the old TV shows!

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Did this zack morris bit really have to last nine mins? Fail for running the gag too long.

stake_spike's picture

Aw I used to looove Saved By the Bell.

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Aerialgreen's picture

I used to watch this show just for Conan but three years ago I got tired of it and droped it (and gained oh precious minutes of sleep) for Craig Ferguson.

HATE Jimmy Fallon so I guess I'm done with all the NBC's late night shows, but I'll have some fond(le) memories.

Roxygirl87's picture

That made my night! I love SBTB. And that is the only reason I would watch Fallon's mess of a show. lol

I cant wait till the reunion. Zack and Kelly need to get back together! Fuck Jeff. lol

Kristin's picture

If only Conan was doing this bit instead of Jimmy "I laugh at my own shit" Fucking Fallon. HATE.

Anyways, this has made my shit week so much better. Thanks to Zack Morris and Bret Morgan getting clotheslined.

gdubs's picture

OMGEEZ he looks exactly the same!

and yes, jimmy fallon = not funny on his own. hes super funny when tina fey writes something for him...

I don't agree that JF is not funny. Jimmy Fallon is very funny when he's impersonating someone (like Barry Gibb and so many others I can't think of now) He'v very good at the impressions but when he's himself, he's not funny, kinda nervous and a bit awkward but still good at what he does. I like him. As for Zach, he always bugged me. Something about his mouth and the way he talked and his over-confidence. was a turn off even when I was a young clueless teenager.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!! I LOVE ZACK MORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't you tell I'm excited?
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Douchechill!

MyFingersHurt's picture

They should leave Screech out. What a piece of shit Dustin Diamond has become!

I can't see a video linked on this page... I guess my computer is being dumb! I love how Zack looks exactly the same like this! It seriously looks like he is a hologram from the early '90s just superimposed onto Jimmy's stage. I'm still not convinced he's not...

Aerialgreen's picture

Jessie Spano's "I'm so excited" vid link (if you are lazy to scroll down):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c

When I saw this a as a wee prostitot, I was SHOCKED! Jessie a pill popper? nooooooo! heh.

HollyG's picture

Awww, I had to wait til lunch to watch the whole thing. It's like I'm 10 again! Zack Morris will always be my first little crush! If Jimmy gets all of them on there, I will totally suffer through his stupid show.

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Oh, I'd hit MPG until Elizabeth Berkeley has a hit movie.

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paris herpes's picture

Oh man I thought I had died and gone back to 12 years old. I was obsessed with that stupid show. Hooray for the reunion...! I concur Jimmy Fallon is totally unfunny. But he is kinda cute so I can see why he gets his own show.

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That's pretty slammin', but the only way this will work is if Tori is involved!
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cabbagehead's picture

YAY!

pandasoup's picture

since when did jimmy fallon have his own show

hes not even funny

gines's picture

oh man i love mark paul gosselaar. this make me so fucking happy.

LunaChick's picture

I really like his new show - Raising the Bar.

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jollybee's picture

i loved it when jessie was addicted to caffeine pills!! im sooo excited im soooo excited im sooo scareddd!! that was so major LOL!

Terrapwn3d's picture

~True love~

LOVE IT!! I watched this last night. Jimmy Fallon sucks, but Zack Morris was awesome. His outfit warmed my blackened heart. I can't wait for the reunion!

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ItsJoanCrawfordBitch's picture

Love it!! He really looks pretty much the same. I'd definitely hit it... As for Jimmy Fallon; give it up man! You're NOT funny. How long do we think it's going to be, before he's replaced by a different host??

I actually tried to buy that phone at one point on eBay. Obviously, it wouldn't work, but I would still bring it out with me as a prop. I'd need a REALLY big handbag, though.

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Lavadama's picture

I want to pickup that mac book and swing it right into Jimmy Fallon's annoying face! I HATE that guy! He is THE biggest douche on the late night circuit, and true to form, he ruined the interview for me. Dumb twat. CONAN IS BETTER THAN YOU, JF!!!!

I'll always <3 SBTB. I cried at the episode where Kelly dumped Zack for good. *sigh*

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MPgs new show is good! Zach is better. ;)
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Mittmah's picture

That was great! He still looks young I think. The big cell phone was the best!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:21am.
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WELL?!?!? What was the verdict?

I obviously have no life.

HA! I never could find anything. I thought maybe they only had 2 pair of pants in the wardrobe department for him during like 3 seasons or some shit. Seriously it boggled my mind as to why the production would allow him to wear this one pair of pants for so many fucking episodes. During the summer, I got my 13 year old son in on the pant watch. If I slept late, I'd wake up & he'd be like "yeah mom, Slater wore the black poof pants 3 episodes this morning".

parissucksliterally's picture

ok, that was fucking hilarious! love the shoes!

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cornpone's picture

I wish Fallon had dropped the whole "no, seriously you're just a fictional character" act and just interviewed him AS Zack Morris.

Jimmy F sucks...he's a horrible at improv banter...

People I suggest for Late Night:

Joel McHale

Zach Galifinaikis

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Submitted by I am just pretend on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 10:07am.
I was so obsessed that I actually had to google the SBTB wardrobe to see if there was a problem! No fucking lie!

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WELL?!?!? What was the verdict?

I obviously have no life.

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I am just pretend's picture

I used to watch it when I was home after surgery while heavily medicated. TNT would show like 4 eps back to back early in the mornings after I put my son on the bus & I would watch just to see how many episodes Slater wore those black faded poofy pants. Seriously, 90% of every episode I watched (and I watched everyday for 2 months) he wore the exact fucking pants. I was so obsessed that I actually had to google the SBTB wardrobe to see if there was a problem! No fucking lie!

mike's picture

I can't believe Jimmy Fallon's show is still on! Half of the commenters on here are funnier! Seriously.

shandi's picture

I don't know how old Mark is now, but he sure didn't have a problem turning into Zack again. He has aged very well - still looks very young. Good for him.

I don't see Dustin (Screech) EVER coming back for the reunion. He's too much of an ass.

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this made my fucking day...these mofo's never get old!

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UKer's picture

HAHAHA!That was fucking amazing!

OneLiner's picture

O M G!!!!!!
that all i gotta say....
I lurved saved by the bell....

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Predator24's picture

Jimmy Fallon=Biggest Douche EVER!!!!!!
Please let him get hit by a plane.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Does anyone know where I can get a buddy band?

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SpunkyBrewster's picture

Zack Morris needs to lay off the botox...starting to look feminem-ish

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JillyPoo's picture

Loved Saved by the Bell! One of my favorite episodes had to be the one where Screech and Lisa won the dance contest at The Max by doing "the sprain."

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 9:19am.
Mrs. F - I think I saw that (hangs head)...is that the one were all this freaky crap happens at the house?

Yes - all the new neighbors who move into it keep having tragedies... I don't think they ever explain where the stuff comes from, but Mark Paul Gosselaer was pretty good as the creepy architect who designed it.

And you should never feel shame for watching Lifetime TV movies! Now Hallmark Channel movies are another story....