A Do And A Don't
Unless Jessica Lange is starring in an Oxygen movie based on the life of Jocelyn Wildenstein, she has no business wearing that face. Jessica insists that she's never had any kind of work, but come on. Humans don't ripen like that. You don't wake up one day with a face like Heathcliff's girlfriend. Jessica needs to gaze at Jane Fonda some more. That's what her face should look like! If Jessica effs with her face anymore she's really going to look like a creature who meows when they're hungry. Then Apple is going to name their next operating system after her face.
Here's Jessica and Jane at the Tony Awards last night. I also threw in some pictures of Liza and Dolly, because it was the right thing to do. And that plastic surgery comment doesn't apply to Dolly. She's a completely organic beauty. The Tennessee mountain air keeps her looking as fresh as baby's breath.
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The close ups of Dolly and Adam-I-mean-Liza are going in the save file. Adam-I-mean-Liza looks like she's wearing a kabooki mask. And the bandaid around the wrist under the bracelet? Michael Jackson territory. Like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in that movie where they never died and carried a can of flesh tones spray paint in their purses for "repair jobs".
those two could be BFFs. :)both Bs :)
Dolly should be a silent/invisible partner
LIZA! heart her, class act.
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe
Is that Liza's wig cap?
True, I never think about Dolly Parton's surgery. She seems beyond that.
But don't remind me of Jessica's. I try not to think about it. She had a severe facelift, then seems to have various levels of botox that changes all the time.
Yes, I think Dolly's mouth insides just are white compared to all the exterior pink (on her face).
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Help me!
Jane Fonda looks the most natural, and Liza Minnelli looks the least. Jessica Lange doesn't look THAT bad, really.
What in the hell is in Dolly's mouth? Do her teeth go all the way around in back? Is it a perfect circle of teeth? I must know!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............