A Do And A Don't
Unless Jessica Lange is starring in an Oxygen movie based on the life of Jocelyn Wildenstein, she has no business wearing that face. Jessica insists that she's never had any kind of work, but come on. Humans don't ripen like that. You don't wake up one day with a face like Heathcliff's girlfriend. Jessica needs to gaze at Jane Fonda some more. That's what her face should look like! If Jessica effs with her face anymore she's really going to look like a creature who meows when they're hungry. Then Apple is going to name their next operating system after her face.
Here's Jessica and Jane at the Tony Awards last night. I also threw in some pictures of Liza and Dolly, because it was the right thing to do. And that plastic surgery comment doesn't apply to Dolly. She's a completely organic beauty. The Tennessee mountain air keeps her looking as fresh as baby's breath.
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They both look better than the pic of the Spelling bitches.
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Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:58pm.
tigerlilly, you are one of hottest people on this blog. hands down.
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See whores? I told ya I was HWAT! *shakin' tiger tits atcha*...What? What? Where are you whores going????
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BTW..love Chapelles new coiffure!
Wow. The Crypt Keeper is pretty awesome the way he lets Dolly come out to all these events all the time!
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tigerlilly, you are one of hottest people on this blog. hands down.
OK. Wow. Focusing on the positive:
Thank you, Jane, for dressing age and body appropriate and looking fabulous.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:48pm.
you publicly beg, but honestly get your rod off on attention.
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I dunno where you come from, but where I come from that's some SEXAY TALK....*fanning tiger self*.....Whew!
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you publicly beg, but honestly get your rod off on attention.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:29pm.
I have begged to be ignored but secretly, I think she likes me! ; P
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i think she's scared she won't know how to quit you if she lays her lips on that softness!
@Joe Shmoe: Epcot and its rides are the best place to hide when it gets really hot outside.
I have to take my mom to Disney World EVERY year. She's addicted to the damn Magic Kingdom!
(i am secretly addicted to Islands of Adventures, at Universal)
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Mr Shmoe and I are taking the kids (teenagers) to Disney World for the first time and they're acting pretty cool about it but I know they're excited. I've been once with adults and loved Epcot.
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Hell, I'd be excited if I were them too! I love Disney no matter at what age! I think I like it more as an adult, because it makes me feel like a kid again. My mom and I rode the Dumbo ride together as adults just like we did when I was 5! I love being a kid still, don't want to grow up ever!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Mr Shmoe and I are taking the kids (teenagers) to Disney World for the first time and they're acting pretty cool about it but I know they're excited. I've been once with adults and loved Epcot.
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:25pm.
When will women learn to age gracefully and with dignity.
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There is no such thing as graceful aging...It doesn't exist...Aging is NOT a graceful process. Aging with DIGNITY is a different story. Either way, you need plastic surgery AND Dr. Kervorkian to pull it off...don't kid yourselves....
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:10pm.
Sounds fun! My parents went to Dollywood years ago
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i want your parents to adopt me. Why did mine always took me to boring DisneyWorld? if you hear of a lunatic jumping into "it's a small world" and setting it on fire, you know who to suspect of.
Btw, who the fuck is the shit stirrer that DENIES to kiss your soft ass? poor bitch doesn't even know what's she's missing.
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Haha! My parents have taken me to Disney as an adult! We do rather corny trips together, but have fun. My parents have great senses of humor, so trips are always fun!
I know, can you imagine not wanting to kiss my shea buttered ass? It is one of SICKITTEN's pals who has always gone out of her way to be hateful to me when she appears. I have begged to be ignored but secretly, I think she likes me! ; P
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Holy shit, that first thumbnail of Dolly is terrifying. The others aren't so bad.
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Errgg looking at Liza (whom I love) made me think of David Gest (?sp) and that made me think of him on ET talking about how he loved sex with her and he loved her left boob. There is no way that freak show laid a hand on Miss Liza in a sexual manner. Blech.
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When will women learn to age gracefully and with dignity.
There is no shame in growing older. Afterall, it's part of the circle of life.
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I got all misty when Dolly was on 60 Mins watching an old clip of her parents.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:10pm.
Sounds fun! My parents went to Dollywood years ago
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i want your parents to adopt me. Why did mine always took me to boring DisneyWorld? if you hear of a lunatic jumping into "it's a small world" and setting it on fire, you know who to suspect of.
Btw, who the fuck is the shit stirrer that DENIES to kiss your soft ass? poor bitch doesn't even know what's she's missing.
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Anytime I see Dolly on this site is a GOOD DAY! ANYONE who talks shit about her has never been in her brilliant presence. She's a Saint in my book. If there was one person I could spend a Happy Hour with, it'd be Dolly. She's just fucking AWESOME.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:06pm.
Sounds fun! My parents went to Dollywood years ago when my father was at a medical convention in Nashville, I got some sweet gifts out of that trip I tell you!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Oh please, whores, like Jane hasn't been nipped and tucked within an inch of her life, she just had a better surgeon than Jess (and judging from that first pic, she knows it). There is no such thing as 'growing old gracefully'. There is NOTHING graceful about aging, unless you consider forhead creases, double chins, sagging jowls and under-eye bags, chi-chis down to your knees, a pot belly and saggy va-jay-jay "graceful"...Anyone over 50 who don't have any of the above probably DID NOT 'grow old gracefully'...rather their PLASTIC SURGEON was graceful. Big diffy!
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Jessica screwed herself up bigtime. Jane does plastic surgery the correct way. Dolly is allowed to do what she did to herself because she has always been over the top (pun intended).
Well look at Liza! I think that's a combination wig cap, face tightener. Apparently she didn't realize her bangs weren't thick enough to cover that contraption. I'll forgive her for that. She's allowed.
Jessica is definitely the black sheep of these plastic old ladies.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:53pm.
Dollywood on psychodelics sounds just yummy!
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dammit, i almost didn't recognize you with such er.. klassy new hairdid!
I have been planning the Dollywood trip for years. It's gonna be me, a bunch of rednecks (no kidding) and an extremely confused Brit boyfriend. Come join the fun!
Yeeeeepeeee!!!
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Jane Fonda HATES jennifer lopez i hear good for her!
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They all look like fashion dolls from the dollar store left out in the sun too long. I'll give Dolly a pass though because I stood about ten feet away from her at a recent concert and watched her rock out on "Stairway to Heaven" on a turquoise electric guitar. Now that's classy!! Rock on Dolly!!!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Jess used to be one of those I'll-never-have-plastic-surgery people, and now ... she sold out, too. It's obvious. Her eyes aren't where they used to be:
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dreamhypnotique- I can totally see you distributing breadcrumbs in ziplock bags and scolding all of them to "wait their turn". Such a good son! Bless.
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Dolly IS Twisted sister.
Well, whatever that thing is on Liza's forehead it only makes it look more like her Liza face was pasted on like some Face/Off-Hannibal Lecter shit.
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I would love to spend the day with these women as a group.
First, we'd take a short walk in the park, mindful of stopping every few paces to sit on one of the benches. I will distribute individual packets of bread crumbs so that each woman can share in feeding birds.
Next, we'll have a picnic lunch with thermoses of lipton tea and low-sodium lettuce and cheese sandwiches at a convenient park table. I will remind Liza's nurse not to dress her in anything too light colored, as it stains easily on public furniture.
If the girls are tired we can take the bus back to the home and nap until four or five in the afternoon, after which we will watch Matlock, then Jeopardy (Jane will attempt all questions but get none right -- Dolly will get one answer right and thereafter have a reputation as the smart one in our group).
We will paint with Crayola watercolors for half an hour or so, then go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Tomorrow's activities will mirror today's, but Wednesday is family day, so those among them who have children will visit with them between 11 and 11:45am, and those who don't have children (or don't have children who care) will be treated to me dressing up and pretending to be their sons.
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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:37pm.
HELLO FARRAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Dollywood on psychodelics sounds just yummy!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
What about when Liza was singing they cut to Anne Hathaway whooping it up like she were Judy Garland herself? Bitch was jumping out her seat like she had a tapeworm.
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little edie,
That's what I was just wondering too! I sure hope that it's some sort of sweatband and not part of the wig. I love Liza for her great role on Arrested Development.
is that a sweat band under liza's bangs? and as for her face, i just love that a LIZA FACE was sprayed onto her face. i bet she looks like ed asner when she finishes wiping the ponds off.
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Jane Fonda is totally plastic surgery gone right.
That close up picture of Dolly is like some Magic Eye or Old Lady/Young Lady optical illusion shit. I can't stop staring at it. Are they teeth? Dentures? Vocal chords? Tonsilitis?
Jessica shouldn't have had that face lift. It didn't get rid of her wrinkles. Or she should've used Tom Cruise's doc. Or she just shoulda stuck with the botox.
I wanna be in Liza's dressing room, when she takes the wig off. It'd be some Norma Desmond shit.
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I love Dolly, but she's starting to scare me.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:31pm.
we should all worship at the Church of Dolly
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WORD! i need to get a nice stash of anything that will help me hallucinate, cause i'm SO going to Dollywood this year.
Actually, i think i need to be sober while at Dollywood. My brain would probably put a "I quit this bitch!" sign and find its way back to Va. Or rehab.
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Oh it's like mini a reunion of the film 9 to 5!
Check out Liza's brows. PERFECTION.
No wonder Jessica terrorizes the residents of Charlottesville -- her face scares the shit out of them. I can't believe Sam Shepherd goes for the plastic.
Jane looks fabulous, and we should all worship at the Church of Dolly.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
If they show up naturally wrinkled people will comment on it, if they have something pulled too much or overly-injected people will comment on that too. What's an old gal gotta do? Getting old sucks...especially if you're an older actress who was at one time very attractive.
If they put Jessica Lange's old face on a wanted poster no one would ever turn her in.
Dolly has grown a second row of teeth, like a shark. Who knew!?!
damn Jessica use to be so hot.now she's just plastic and trying to fight it. don't fight it Jessica, go gentle into that good night.
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Either Liza is doing jazz hands or her vertigo is back.
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Fuck all dis is like some gay Death Becomes Her shit.
Scientists need to discover some natural age reduction shit STAT.
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