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Unless Jessica Lange is starring in an Oxygen movie based on the life of Jocelyn Wildenstein, she has no business wearing that face. Jessica insists that she's never had any kind of work, but come on. Humans don't ripen like that. You don't wake up one day with a face like Heathcliff's girlfriend. Jessica needs to gaze at Jane Fonda some more. That's what her face should look like! If Jessica effs with her face anymore she's really going to look like a creature who meows when they're hungry. Then Apple is going to name their next operating system after her face.
Here's Jessica and Jane at the Tony Awards last night. I also threw in some pictures of Liza and Dolly, because it was the right thing to do. And that plastic surgery comment doesn't apply to Dolly. She's a completely organic beauty. The Tennessee mountain air keeps her looking as fresh as baby's breath.
That's Jessica Lange???? Aww..how sad
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Is it just me, or is Jane startin to look like one of the Olsen Trolls? You know...that shovel-shaped chin and stuff...
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I wish I looked half as good as Hanoi Jane and I am about half her age. She's amazing.
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I used to think if I ever could afford plastic surgery I would get some....now that I still can't afford it and realize I look better NATURALLY than all those women who spends THOUSANDS and possibly MILLIONS to look like freaks...I appreciate my naturally aged looks more and more...I actually like my laugh lines and forehead character lines...there not in abudance, but it looks how I would like a face to look I have laughed and worried...and lived...and one thing these women don't understand..and it is SOOO OBVIOUS...plastic surgery makes YOU LOOK WORSE...NOT BETTER. Just ask...Courteny Love, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Jessica Lange, Nikki Cox..the list goes on and one...and btw I used to admire the way Jessica aged naturally, it breaks my heart to see her look so freakish...what a waste of money!
Lang is a great actress, 'Frances' and 'Grey Gardens' alone are proof of her gifts. Why H-wood Ho's and Skanks alike choose self mutilation (and Botox) over reality is a mystery to me. None of the great European actresses would ever have their faces butchered like this gal here has did. :(
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
She kind of looks like Bridget from The Girls Next Door.
That 10-head frightens me. She looks scary. Elderly people without plastic surgery don't look scary. I just can't connect her ugly artificial face to the hot actress some decades ago.
Submitted by el polacko on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:39pm.
you're totally wrong about jessica.. that's just how she looks.. note the matching wrinkles on her cheeks and neck and the crow's feet.
btw, she was amazing in 'grey gardens' (as was drew).
meanwhile... dolly AND liza in the same post ?!
i've died and gone to gay heaven.
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Oh please. Jessica's eyebrows are at her hairline. Nothing about that face is natural.
Jane & Jessicca are 2 of the best Actresses on the Planet. I love them both.
Jane Fonda is the only one there whose face doesnt terrify me.
Jessica Lange doesn't even look like herself anymore.
James does look good, but the others. . . Jeezus. The more I see this stuff, the more I'm convinced that "Death Becomes Her" was non-fiction.
Is Jane the only one with her real teefs?
(we can't see Liza's)
She's also the only one who looks remotely normal.
Jane Fonda looks FUCKING FANTASTIC!
...an occupational hazard of awesome genes and a subtle surgeon.
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Uuufff....Jane Fonda looks lovely!
Whatever work she had done, was done subtly. Nice!
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Jessica does look like a cat. Dolly Parton is so FIERCE it doesn't even really matter that she looks like a 70s tranny Muppet nowadays. She can DO NO WRONG in my eyes, EVAHHH!!!
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you could tell jessica let herself go in that jarmusch film
broken flowers...man she aged quick or is it me?
drinkin' with sam I guess
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Jessica Lange used to be such a beautiful woman, a great example of a woman aging gracefully. Now, since she got her face lift (c'mon, Jessica; don't lie about it), she looks like she's constantly shocked; to be honest, she looks freakish. What a waste...
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i think their earrings should be alittle bit bigger. they could hang their socks up there at night to dry out
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Actually, I saw her close up last night and Jessica looks beautiful in person. In pics, bad surgery, but in person it works.
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that like a really happy person. i'd like to get drunk with her.
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you're totally wrong about jessica.. that's just how she looks.. note the matching wrinkles on her cheeks and neck and the crow's feet.
btw, she was amazing in 'grey gardens' (as was drew).
meanwhile... dolly AND liza in the same post ?!
i've died and gone to gay heaven.
First of all, I dont think Fonda had plastic surgery. She takes good care of herself and for a 72 year old, she looks DAMN FUCKING AWESOME.
If she, however, had plastic surgery, I think she still looks amazing. Compare her to all the other old pussies who have had plastic surgery and are 72. You gotta admit she looks damn fucking good....no matter what she did...if at all.
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I think Jane Fonda has had plastic surgery, she was just more subtle and had a better doctor.
Dolly has happily admitted for years that nothing about her appearance is real!
i met dolly on a music video set a few years ago. she is absolutely darling, so sweet, and took the time to talk to everyone working on her video, right down to the interns. and in person she's gorgeous, even without tons of makeup and the wigs.
Looks like Jane wins this round of Celebrity Nip Tuck.
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The scary thing is, that is a good picture of Jessica. Jane looks fabulous.
lord...these hollywood types are so gullible...they can't honestly look in the mirror and think they look good after they paid for this butchery...
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jane fonda looks ridiculously good.
liza doesnt look one bit bad at all.
dolly is no longer dolly, or human.
and jessica - what a pity.
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Lange was great in Grey Garden .
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Jessica Lange is just like so many other Hollywierdos who have ruined their faces with the plastic.
Gawd, I can't stand the look of all those butchered faces.
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Jane Fonda is turning into Blanche from Golden Girls. Honestly, on first glance I thought it was her.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:22pm.
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Pfft, you're not kidding.
How's Tuesday looking?
OnT: Jessica has that perpetually surprised look...as in 'What do you mean I had an eyebrow lift?'. She needs to take a lesson from Dolly on owning it.
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Finally, someone who's had plastic surgery done well!!!
I wish I knew who Jane's plastic surgeon was...as long as I'm wishing...I wish I could afford him.
LOL @ angel
there were three of us going back and forth a zillion miles a minute and i'm the only one who got the warning. lol..that happens when i tawk too..stfu zappy
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:20pm.
Apparently, you're doing Mondays wrong.
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I've never thought Jessica Lange was that hot even when she was considered hot. Dolly looks fucking ridiculous.
Jane Fonda looks HOT!
Submitted by Zappy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:16pm.
@ angel
been FBookin lately and tonight I got a warning for posting too much and too fast so I figured I'd better leave for awhile lol.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:11pm
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Hey you two - what in Sphelling did I miss today?!
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Cougars, pie charts, homeless people, co-worker strangulation, jello shots in Vegas...Mondays are not supposed to be this exciting.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:11pm.
I'll slave over your pie anytime *wink*
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@ angel
been FBookin lately and tonight I got a warning for posting too much and too fast so I figured I'd better leave for awhile lol.
People get addicted to plastic surgery and then before ya know it, they look like whatsernam Wildenstein..she was an attractive woman. Now she looks like someone took a helium tube, shoved it up her ass and blew up her head.
are dolly partons tits real? i only ask cause i saw that 60 minutes segment and she was HUUGE back in the day, and i dont think that had titty implants back then. anyone know?
o and jane fonda is a twat, that i know is 100% natural
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Submitted by Zappy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:01pm.
LMAO @ angel
BTW..love Chapelles new coiffure!
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ONT: ITA w Lucy Goosey. Get over it. Aging is a privilege. I've known that since I was young. People should try doing different things with their bodies besides making them sexy so they can fully appreciate that. They could make them really strong, or really flexible or really agile. And then the sexy just comes...
Surrsly, a whole lifetime of working on that other stuff makes you kick a young girl's ass no matter how wrinkly your skin gets. And actually - it's more impressive BECUZ your skin is wrinkly.
And stay outta da sun and away from da toxins, dudes. I know plenty of older women who take really good care of themselves and they look the way these women are TRYING to make themselves look by default. Plastic Surgery doesn't erase age - it just makes it look like a bizarre freak show.
PS. Jane DOES look good, btw. Sweeping generalizations are very fun and dramatic!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:06pm.
They both look better than the pic of the Spelling bitches.
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