Monday, June 8th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which aging actress has stayed away from the spotlight of late because she tried to inject her own lips with vegetable oil during a drunken night? (Blind Gossip)

Not Lisa Rinna, because she's been humping the spotlight lately. Herm. Maybe Meg Ryan? Melanie Griffith? Or Lara Flynn Boyle?

Which sexy leading man, known for his wandering eye, recently hooked up with a pouty songstress? The raven-haired rocker is a big change from his usual choice of supermodels. (Page Six)

I am probably so wrong in every way, but I immediately thought of Leonardo DiCaprio and Karen O from Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse? He claimed he needed time off because of the heartbreak of his public split, but he's actually headed to rehab. (Page Six)

Sean Penn?

Which switch-hitting superstar ran into a bit of trouble recently when he tried out a Mrs. Doubtfire-style balancing act with a brother and sister team? One of the siblings caught wind of the situation and told the other and they both walked. (NW Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Brain hurts from this one. This bitch was cross dressing? Tommy Girl? He does have a history of playing dress up. My other guesses are Hugh Jackman or Will Smith?

This intense B list movie and sometime television actor takes parenting very seriously. He knows the reputation of bars and clubs in Hollywood to serve underage celebrities. So, to make sure his B list actress daughter doesn't drink he calls ahead to wherever she is going and makes sure they know they will be in for a world of hurt if they serve her booze. (CDAN)

Bruce Willis and Tater Head? Or Eric and Emma Roberts?

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if it's who they say how could he risk it after what
happened to his brother??

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First one has to be Melanie Griffin. That incident smacks of desperation and she and her baggy knees would do something like that, especially getting roaring drunk and stupid.

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there is no fucking way in hell Rumer is B list. She is D, on a good day.

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I don't think the last one is Kelsey Grammer. His daughter is 25 and the BI says that the father knows the bars serve underage celebrities, and I think he's more of a tv actor than film.

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My guess is Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal for the brother-sister team.

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lara flynn boyle's lips gives me the willies...*shivers*

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1. Jessica Lange? She looks like a drunk. Or Mel Grif
2. No clue.
3. Mel Gib
4. RDJ
5. Bruce sounds right, but his daughter is not B-list

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TheHeckler: funny, I never thought of Bruce Willis as an "A"... hmmm.

Could be Kelsey Grammar: never passed my mind but

I lust for Eric Roberts. lol

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Yeah, I think desert rose is on to something with the b-list movie/tv dad being Kelsey Grammer. He's more b-list than Eric Roberts in the movie biz dontcha think? Definitely not Bruce Willis though. He's a-list and his daughter is z-list giving a middle ground m-list combo.

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This is delicious...

Let's see:
1) Lara Flynn Boyle
2) Def Leo, but I don't know the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3) agred - probably Sean Penn
4) John Travolta
5) Bruce Willis used to be a bartender

but I lust for Eric Roberts. TMI, I know.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:29pm
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Your son is adorable! Lookit that little smirk on his face, lol. Nice to see him on this side of the uterus!

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Rumer is so far from B list so I'll count Daddy Brucie and Tater Head out.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:43pm.
I had no idea that Emma was Eric Roberts daughter.
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I saw a pic of her leaving some restaurant in a tiny skirt... she def has her aunt's legs.

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I had no idea that Emma was Eric Roberts daughter.

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snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:38pm

IMA KING OF THE PEEN!

p.s., In case you missed my post yesterday, I rented "Revolutionary Road" and it was totally worth the hype, amazing movie.

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#1 is definietly lara flynn boyle

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Leo and Adam, siiiiiight, so Romantic, it's like Titanic all over again!
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Beth Ditto. That would be hot.

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Leonardo DiCaprio & Katie Perry or Glamberace!!

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Vegetable oil? wtf? I think the last one is Bruce Willis at Tator Head.

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:19pm.
Haribo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:10pm.
vegetable oil?! are they fucking nuts???

in thrid world countries its been known to be done add oil to male boobs to get fake breast etc its not very healthy
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wwwwwwwwhat?????!

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provy: and his she who must not be named daughter is not B list either, more like z list.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:28pm.

jazzy: shhhhhhh don't say it's name three times!
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haribo..

gargamel..hahahhahha... thats funny avie.

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for the last one...
whoever it is- GOOD FOR THEM!

It's about time parents take some type of responsibility for ther kids lack-thereof!

#1- no clue, but eeeww! Will the veggie oil go away or will it stay in the lip?

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jazzy: shhhhhhh don't say it's name three times!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:21pm.

Sshhhhh.

Hekki's picture

How drunk do you have to be to inject yourself with vegetable oil? If you're THAT drunk, you should be passed out.

jazzfish_77's picture

What the hell happened to Tater head. She seems to have disappeared, or is that my imagination?

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Whoever the dad is with the B-list actress daughter gets a fucking bravo in my book for doing hat.

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Haribo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:10pm.
vegetable oil?! are they fucking nuts???

in thrid world countries its been known to be done add oil to male boobs to get fake breast etc its not very healthy

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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I like Laura Flynn Boyle for #1. She seems like the only ho that would want that bargain and be drunk enough to think she could do it. The other two can get it delivered on the spot.

#2 - 'Which sexy leading man, known for his wandering eye'...that could be any of them gay or straight.

I think Eric Roberts is a good guess.

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The Last one is Kelsey and Spencer Grammer

Haribo's picture

vegetable oil?! are they fucking nuts???

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Which switch-hitting superstar ran into a bit of trouble recently when he tried out a Mrs. Doubtfire-style balancing act with a brother and sister team?

-Barack Obama dressing like that tyler perry character fucking the Cusack siblings

Bruce willis is a 'B'list actor?!?! com'on mk.

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