Afternoon Crumbs
Stephen Colbert got his head shaved in Iraq. But does the carpet now match the drapes? - Towleroad
Nip/Tuck's Kimber in a 'kini - Egotastic!
Has Debbie Gibson been scavenging through Brit Brit's closet? - Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit is like a walking retirement community for fugly boots - Popsugar
Kate Gosselin gets gas. That's it. - Just Jared
Sophie Monk and her huge-mongous chichis ride a toy donkey (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Nicole Kidman stands up the Tony Awards. Homophobe! - Lainey Gossip
Liam Gallagher likes a little water with his cheese - Hollywood Rag
Baby Jesus for Dolce & Gabbana - Made in Brazil
Name the NYC location - Cityrag
Don't go anywhere near Mimi right now or she might eat you whole - ICYDK
RiRi Woodpecker supports the Lakers - Socialite Life
Marie Osmond to Demi Moore: Step off my corner, ho! - I'm Not Obsessed
Emilie de Raven's marriage has been swallowed by the smoke monster - SOW
ScarJo looking like she's passing lil' farts in French Elle - Popoholic
Doesn't Wonky usually keep her dogs in the closet? This pool house is probably for her pet crabs - Celebitchy
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Sophie Monk looks ridiculous.
Scarlett Johannsen grates my nerves, not because she's ugly, but because she's praised for her "curves" all the time.
I'm not one of those types who have an issue with a little extra fleshiness or a little bit of padding, but that some people *do* look best when they're thin because it's natural on some people.
I'm sick of ScarJo defending her body and getting on her soapbox about how much of a "real" woman she is for her curves, preaching about how important it is to have a healthy body image while dismissing the fact that not everyone is built the fucking same as she is and can grow tits.
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Apparently most human beings possess a penchant for useless butterfaces.
When did Colbert get sexy? Yowza...not bad looking.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
He is my favorite.Just saw him on dating site _________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site?
Liam Gallagher's arrogance always surprises me, his nasal voice was a part of a couple of hits. Yet the arrogance should be left with his brother, who wrote all the songs, played the guitar, and put all the songs together.
what did Liam do? whine/sing his way to pop culture reference on his brothers back.
I actually like kate's shirt. It's not that salmon
color!
I bet she picked it out after the world found out she had no waistline, cuz it camouflages that fact.
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Holy crap I love Stephen Colbert!
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:34pm.
Emilie de Raven was married for 3 fucking years?!?! *looking at calendar for the 3 missing years*
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Time means nothing on the Island!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
What bugs me about ScarJo is that she's burning herself out way too quickly. Not in a drug sense, of course, but she's so overexposed. Yeah, it's great she doesn't do anything scandalous, but that's not enough. By the time she's 30, no one will care about her anymore unless she really steps up her acting skills. Even Woody Allen's moved on by now.
Emilie de Raven was married for 3 fucking years?!?! *looking at calendar for the 3 missing years*
LMAO @ RiRi Woodpecker, MK! Love that nickname.
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! ~Homer Simpson
P.S. Johanson is overrated if you ask me: I've never warmed up to her.
What an egregious waste of money: WHO gives that slag Parisite money? Why are people so fucking stupid? ARGH... The doggy mansion is adorable though. ARGH ARGH
Colbert is so... cool.
He just goes with the flow; love it.
Dolls give me the shivers.
I see the 'slow' look on scarjo that other's pointed out. She has a boy-body--doesn't do much for me.
Re Shitters: did the bridge of her nose suddenly widen while I was away?
Re Penishiltontwat: anything to take the world's microscope off of 'closetgate' ...
God, Colbert is hot and even hotter with the shaved head.
You wouldn't even look twice at ScarJo if she was a cashier at your grocery store, except to wonder why she was so damn insecure that she has to have her boobs hanging out all of the time. Seriously.
ScarJo looks fantastique; Très française.
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Mimi's embracing her *curves*?? Riiiight. And I caress my cellulite. (Don't judge!!hahaha)
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Scarlett's dark locks are not working for her neither is her small boobs and body. Men love her big tete tatas. I'm sure Ryan Reynolds must feel gypped, poor guy. One moment those big pillows were there and now they are gone. Must be tough.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Scarlett is a Natural Brunette, so she looks good to me. I hated when her hair was platinum blonde. Her body has no muscle tone whatsoever though, which I find pretty icky.
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
How ugly is Scar Jo???
Nice padded bra, btw. No boob looks so erected without a good handful of polyester. Or silicon.
Awful face expression. She needs to go back to her mirror and practise to pose.
Wow....ScarJo as a brunette looks like she's juggling an extra chromosome. Not a good look!
Colbert is hot no matter how his hair looks... even if the shaved head does accentuate his weird ear.
Seriously, between Conan and Colbert, I can't decide which man of late night I love the most.
Submitted by gia: On Scarlett "...She has the dorkiest, duh'd out doggie face ever."
She totally does. She has that same mouf-breaving thing that Kanye and Diddy have. She looks "slow" in those photos.
I like that camo sportcoat.
I'm not an expert on these matters, but I get the impression the barber has some serious rank in the army.
All those hours flirting with her personal trainer and ignoring her kids look to be paying off for Kate
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:11pm.
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I'm convinced he's the missing Gotti brother.
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
"rapper Nick Cannon".....
HHHAHHAAAAHHAAAAAA!!!!
i don't think even nick himself wants to be in the same room with lil wayne, jay-z, fat joe, three six, method man or redman!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Baby Jesus scares me.
He looks like Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker serial killer.
ScarJo reminds me of one of those chicks in high school who really believd she is the end all. News flash Scarelet: I've fucked better looking chicks than you that were working at Bartell's. You ain't all that bitch, on your best day you are slightly above average.Have a nice day!
scarjo? um, fugly!
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:58pm.
Ben's sausage!! LMAO
yummmmm!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
enough with baby jeezus! he's one douchey mofo.
ScarJo looks like merde.
kate gosselin is 33?! *jaw drops to the floor*
Demi has one GOOP leg.
Ben's Pizza? I couldn't take my eyes of Ben's Sausage! Should be called Men's Pizza.
Sara palin is in strong island MK!! You put up prince ginge pics, where are my Palin pics! I need a dose of milf, asap
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Why is it that when Mariah's 'fat' she loves the curves and when she has dieted she's so proud of herself and pulls an Oprah visit.
Debbie is a walking embarresment....
Submitted by gia on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:52pm.
I fucking hate ScarJo & I fail to see any sex appeal or actually any appeal in general beyond her tits & yet again big deal, nice tits are a dime a dozen...She has the dorkiest, duh'd out doggie face ever.
WEEEEEERRRRRDDDDD! plus she's no ""great actress"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
There's also some kind of baby dragon over his right shoulder
I fucking hate ScarJo & I fail to see any sex appeal or actually any appeal in general beyond her tits & yet again big deal, nice tits are a dime a dozen...She has the dorkiest, duh'd out doggie face ever.
If Brit's wearing it of course it's fugly!!
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
That guy shaving him has a tiny scary face on a giant bald bubble head. Yikes!
Why is Mariah wearing panties under a see-through lace dress? Its not like she just got out the ghetto...shes been rich and sophisticated for years. I smell another break down!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Re Ashton K: I fucking hate when a man refers to his spouse as "The Wife." She has a name, assmunch!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
That is the scariest fucking barber in the world.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.