I See What You're Trying To Do There, Megan Fox
The oldest trick in the whore book! At today's premiere of Trannyformers in Tokyo, Megan Fox pulled the good old "Oh, let me peek at Shia while I accidentally rub my nalgas all over Josh Duhamel's crotch area." Well, played. If only she would've reached a little higher. So close to being a bullseye. This is the Megan Fox that I like. The Megan that takes every available opportunity to get a little more dick in her life. Because when life hands you Duhamel wang, you have to grab it with your ass cheeks.
Here's Megan wearing a prom dress fit for the sluttiest girl in high school at the premiere today along with Mr. Fuggie Fug, Shia LaDouche, Tyrese, Michael Bay, Ramon Rodriguez and Isabel Lucas. Why does Shia have his hands behind his back in almost every picture? Gambled and lost?
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She has to be the biggest fucking douche next to Spencer. Why does she crave attention so much? And why is she such a fucking bitch? Fake ass Angelina Jolie.
People who feel secure in themselves don't feel the need to attract attention, and that's why women who dress in cheap, slutty outfits get scorn from anyone who's not turned on by their antics. Megan looks hot but trashy, and once men move on to the next girl of the hour she'll have no career. In that sense Angelina was smart by switching from a blood vial wearing freak to a supermom which a lot of women admire even if they can't identify with her. How long until Megan Fox adopts?
With all that hotness around, I'd be backing my ass up too....
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I swear to god, this fucking robot is incapable of genuine expressions.
This is the signature "Oh look a camera! I better make myself the center of attention" look.
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Apparently most human beings possess a penchant for useless butterfaces.
why ...WHY is josh duhamel married to that hideous woman. somebody please tell me.
Hmm the Purple People Eater.
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Her knee is freaking me out.
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angelina fox, that dress is not suppose to lay like that unless you are open for business.
shia douche, i thought you died, like your career.
shia is so suave cool, greenstripes, nice suit....who cares about hands:) everybody looks good,
but a PURPLE dress.why?
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hmmmm the poor man's Angelina Jolie. Any other news today?
"blah blah I'm a serious actress. blah blah blah It's a curse to be beautiful. blah blah"
*pushing dress aside for maximum exposure*
"blah demure, blah"
The girl is an ass. Porn by 30, trust.
On the topic of Megan Fox knowing how to do sexy times - well just check out thumbnail number four.
That bottle or whatever it is in her hand: she's "holding it just right". Least this is what my husband said to me last night, bottle not included.
Megan sure does know how to stand out in a group photo, give her credit for that.
Mediocre actress at best however...
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She better watch out! Meth face will beat her butt if she rubs it all over her man.
A designer dress does not a lady make. Now onto the far more interesting subject of Josh D's wang. I wonder if he's a metric or imperial man? (Metric being waaaay bigger)
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I see no one else in these pics except a beauty in a purple dress......
Eh, I think she looks hot. But...I like her, slutty whore or not.
And Shia, well I don't find him hot or anything, but I did love him in Transformers amd that thriller remake movie he did (forget the name). I think he's a very good young actor.
josh looks a hundred times hotter without fuggie standing around him...love the purple dress...don't love the dimwit in the purple dress...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I resent it when stupid, untalented bitches get ahead in life...star or not. Megan Fox looks good and that's all there is.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
In all honesty, If I ever got that close to Josh Duhamel, I would perform some ninja tricks on him that would land me in jail. If Josh is ever found naked with his hands tied behind his back in a hotel room with clitty litter smeared all over his body, you can tell the FBI that Slitty did it.
Is it just me, or does Shia look like he's lost weight?
Mmm, the naughty things I would do to that boy...
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Megan, sweetheart....stop trying so hard.
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Somebody here said that that girl looks self conscious. I think Megan is pretty self conscious too. Well with tugging at her dress, looking sideways all the time, and almost picking her nose I'd say she's a little insecure herself.
I wish Shia's hand would get better. I think the damage is really really bad and that it shouldn't be made fun of. He hasn't been right since that accident.
I hope he doesn't have to lose his hand.
Like I said she has BALLS cause she said she's Alan Alda, becauses she's blatantly trying to show us more leg and (didn't see it before) because she's grabbing/scratching (not sure) her crotch.
This is not classy. The other girl is prettier.
I bet Fergie Fug was there to make sure Megan didn't rub up her man.
I think that Shia is talented and has leading man qualities. I just wish he was better looking.
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:36pm.
I think Megan looks great. That dress is fuckin gorgeous, love purple too bad my pale ass can't wear it.
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Megan looks like a damn orange peel, so naturally she looks decent in a purple dress.
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:34pm.
and why does megan keep trying to flash us?
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Because she knows all she has going for her are her jugs.
I was just about to run out the door to go stand in that fucking Monday post office line from HELL when I decided to check Dlisted again.
*clouds parts and angels sing*
And there is my douche boy Shia. <3
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Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:38pm.
it's not working for me :)
why doesn't josh d flash us?? or at least take his shirt off :P
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He's got a nice bod! I'd lick it if it hadn't been fugged, you know she's peed on him. Shia looks like a little dweeb here. I usually like dweebs but he's not pulling me. Maybe that Ramon Rodriguez is spicy!
Submitted by KT on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:14pm.
good god, how did fergie score josh duhamel? he's hot
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Firstly, it doesnt hurt that she is kind of considered a major celeb & unfortunately that can be mistaken for "talent"... I also think he suffers from hot body tunnel vision...Lots of guys fall victim to this...How many men think butterfaces like Cameron Diaz, Tila Tequila, Hilary Swank, Paris & countless other unworthy others are hot or even cute? Too many.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:38pm.
it's not working for me :)
why doesn't josh d flash us?? or at least take his shirt off :P
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Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:34pm.
i do not find shia hot in the least
and why does megan keep trying to flash us?
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She's doing the Angelina 'pull the skirt open.'
http://dlisted.com/node/32146 #15. *eye roll*
The girl in the white dress looks hugely self-conscious, as if she wants to pull the hem of her dress down. Her knees are almost knocking together. Maybe she forgot her panties in the car?
I think Megan looks great. That dress is fuckin gorgeous, love purple too bad my pale ass can't wear it.
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i do not find shia hot in the least
and why does megan keep trying to flash us?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:05pm.
That's some class scratching your diseased poon during a photocall.
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Enough with the platform heels! They are just plain ugly and make you look "block-footed".
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
I seriously do not understand the Shia LaDouche phenomenon or how he came to star in major films.
"Because when life hands you Duhamel wang, you have to grab it with your ass cheeks."
That's on my family crest. Only it's in Latin.
I love her Miss Piggy shoes.
Josh Duhamel is looking good. He's reminding me of Timothy Olyphant, who I also find hot. And I'm seriously deprived these days so I probably find almost anything hot.
I bet she smells like Dippity Do, Astroglide and Pall Mall ciggies.
I don't understand why we worry so much about her.
Give her another three years and she'll look like Jackie Stallone.
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Is she worried about a not-so-fresh-moment???
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Not at all. What she's smelling is Michael Bay's bunghole. How do you think she got that role? It's all about the prostate rub.
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I seriously thought the main pic had cardboard cutouts of the other cast members, and only Megan and Shia were real. So weird.
And I still have a hard time understanding why Josh Duhmel is attracted to Fergie, the fuggiest fug who ever fugged.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
I liked Megan's thoughts here:
• Guys who come on to her: "Retards. Ridiculous. So pathetic!"
• Guys in general: "Weak. Like puppies."
• Seemingly socially conscious actresses: "They all sit on David Letterman in their little summer dresses with their legs crossed and talk about how much they love going green and they love Priuses…None of them are real people. They play into exactly what society says women should be. And I'm not going to do that. I mean, I think it's great to want to save the environment. So do I. But I don't want to sit and just talk about that."
These bullet points went into my Megan diary. To be buried in a time capsule to be discovered thousands of years from now like an ancient book of wisdom from Babylonia.
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Thumbnail 6....then thumbnail 9....
I'm just sayin'...why's she smelling her finger after that? Is she worried about a not-so-fresh-moment???
She's an idiot! It's a wrap front dress, your not really supposed to be trying to show off your hip like that.
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