Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
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Did I hear someone mention Daisy of Love?
Who went hom last night? I fell asleep b4 I caught the 1:30am showing.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:20pm.
duck butter related to dick cheese?
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i would think so. maybe it should "crotch butter"
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Creepella - he almost has the Dorothy Hamill wedge haircut.
Confession: I had it too.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:10pm.
What? no poop talk?
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Well...true story...
I was talking on the cell phone this morning while going poo AT WORK. As you can imagine, my ear and shoulder lost its grip on the phone and it fell into the toilet before i had a chance to flush. A hazmat team is coming to retrieve it. In the meantime, I have a new old phone.
Look at those eyes. He looks like an after school special of a child just screaming for a predator. Stop lookin at my husband like that you little whore! I'll beat the hell out of you!!!
http://www.buddytv.com/photos/galleryviewer.aspx?csi=21&ci=40000725&pi=-...
London was not hot bitches! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:22pm.
LMAO!! Maybe. He does have a smoking body though.
I actually have a horrible Chicago accent. I sound like a female version of Flex or one of the Super Fans from SNL.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:23pm.
LMAO! good one
"middle aged fat lesbian" I spit water all over my keyboard.
London was cute, but he was like a big flashing "I HAVE ISSUES!!!!!" sign. The kind of guy you make out with once or twice because you are drunk, but you don't date.
He was homeless, had no job, and needed constant attention. Cute doesn't erase those things.
Those are some serious Charles Nelson Reilly glasses. Yikes
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She's flat and that's that!
"Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian."
I just peed my pants! Too funny!
heeelllloooo!
what's going on?
'sides duck butter...
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Stoney!!
*retching*
Yes all, I had just eaten a piece of some BBQ chicken and a mini Baybel cheese.
Submitted by louise_brooksBig Rig is cute, but I can't get into his camp fully. I don't know, there is just something about him that puts me off.
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cud it be that ak~sent?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
No wonder Ryan Gaycrest turned out the way he did.
I wonder how many atomic wedgies he got during school?
@ snowpiece
Okay, I was thinking that same thing! He at least looks like he has some eyeliner on. He also has really good skin. It's too good. He's mud masking that shit fortnightly, I bet.
Big Rig is cute, but I can't get into his camp fully. I don't know, there is just something about him that puts me off.
EH I have no clue what you and Daisy saw in London. ew are you kidding me? where was the hot?
I saw her ex on that scene from RoL and he looks a lot like Sinister, another ewwwwwwwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
duck butter related to dick cheese?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Oh man, and I was embarrassed by my yearbook pictures! Now I can be proud!
Ryan probably got wind of someone snooping around his alma mater and decided to take preemptive action.
are you fucking kidding me Stoney?!?!?! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!//////// LMAo ewwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:14pm.
snowpiece are you around??
My imaginary boyfriend, Six Gauge, and I broke up before the end of the show last night when he said he used to work women for money. So, I was not sad to see him go.
I'm joining Team Flex.
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London was the bes....and I dont even know why...I would just fuck that dude 6 ways from monday!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
louise_brooks finally you see the light, LOL Flex ix so cute but does he wear eye shadow?
that was so funny when they were cage fighting.
who is it on dlisted that likes Big Rig as well as Flex, because I finally figured out who he is and I like him now too, altho I am 100% Team Flex!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
snowpiece are you around??
My imaginary boyfriend, Six Gauge, and I broke up before the end of the show last night when he said he used to work women for money. So, I was not sad to see him go.
I'm joining Team Flex.
I was going to talk about poo and how I feel like mount vesuvious might be erupting from my ahole any minute, but I decided to refrain myself.
Oh, oops.
Colour me shocked.
I am well acquainted with that duck butter smell!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
What? no poop talk?
I dont have any pictures from when I was a kid. Im glad
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Oh. My. God. what a lovely picture of ryan seacrest! i wouldn't burn any of my elementary yearbook pics, cause i was adorable! (isn't it great to be narcissistic?), but i will, however, burn all years in junior high cause thats when we all had the tall, concrete claw hammer bangs! :(
oh and eww, to about three posts down. :/
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
stoney! duckbutter definitions, grooosss! but hahaa!
sitting anywhere with yur legs crossed too long= duckbutta!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:01pm.
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Hahaha..I may actually be on to something there.
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
*reads description of duck butter*
*vomits*
Gross. TMI! I totally could have gone the rest of my life without knowing so much about "duck butter".
um, thanks I think?
I'm pretty sure that he was. Which is why he's such a royal cunt today. No I ain't one to gossip so you didn't hear this from me .... talk around town here in LA is that Miss Seacrest is a total bitch and treat he staff like shit. She's know for coming into the office screaming like Faye Dunaway ala Joan.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:09pm.
Do you think he got beat up alot at school? Hmmmmm, i wonder! OINKY 4EYEZ!
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1. duck butter 1062 up, 101 down
The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.
Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows.
I have some killa DB today!
by MR DB aka the DeebMan May 14, 2004 share this
2. duck butter 370 up, 189 down
A creamy substance brewed in the spot between a females vagina and asshole produced by vaginal secretions and ass sweat mixing together.
While engaged in dancing, Alison had some serious duck butter brewing.
by Scottpatricks Dec 9, 2003 share this
3. duck butter 214 up, 100 down
The curded medley of perspiration, dead skin, nether hair and miscellaneous
material gathered between the tigh and the scrotum as a result of a hard days
work.
The mail man is a great producer of duck butter, after a hard days work in the hot sun.
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C-Word - I'd laugh my ass off if they had a Will Hair Salon! :P My husband does all these roundhouse punches and shit and I just stand there like a cracked out Rock Em Sock Em robot.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:56pm.
Me, I went Grocery shooping last week, ( I live by Myself) and I spent 200 fucking dollars in just the basiss.. I need another buch of stuff again.
This is crazay!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Stoney, Duck butter? LOL, FAIL!
I broke the bank this weekend. Went to Costco and dropped $300, then went to the grocery store and dropped another $200.
Good part, I won't have to go grocery shopping for about two weeks. I hope.
"Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:51pm.
Did Pete and Asshole admit she's knocked up again, or are they talking about Bronx?"
I'm sure they were talking about Bronx.. but yeah, why is she out boozing and fighting at clubs etc.. if she's got a baby on board??
What a couple of dumbasses!
I went to the zoo and the beach this weekend, I had a nice weekend, I hope you all did too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Anyone watch "The Next Food Network Star" ?
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
Dallas - Jared Leto.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:41pm.
I'm still fuming that some cunt at Bazaar Magazine thinks all women want to do Angelina.
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must be brangeloony editors there. ange would be so flattered.
whoever said charlize theron, yes!
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Did Pete and Asshole admit she's knocked up again, or are they talking about Bronx?
Lil Porkchop!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Don't you mean duck butter, KD?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:41pm.
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That's me: punch like mad and don't get my virtual ass kicked.
The more you do it the more you'll be more patient and selective with your punches. And you'll start to bob and weave (sounds like Wii Hair Salon), but that's even more of a workout.
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
Damn, I was gone for a week and folks have Gosselin hair! M.E., who is that in your avie?
Nice to see everyone!
Totally unrelated...
I read somewhere that Pete Wentz said, he hopes his baby with Asslee Simpson has its mothers' looks. I was like..
Ermm.. before or after all her plastic surgery???