Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:50pm.
My tomato plants (2) have tiny "maters" on the vines now! I am so excited
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What do you think of those upside down tomatoe-grower things??
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I have heard of them but have no experience with them. Years ago I had a yard helper who helped me with my HUGE veggie garden. I had so many goodies, people would stop off the road and ask if I was selling stuff. My yard guy moved so now I just do a couple plants in pots on the patio.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:01pm.
Don't make your own. They now sell generic ones for only about $5. I found them at Menard's, but I'm not sure if that is a national company or not.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:21pm.
That pic sort of looks like this girl I went to school with back in the day. When she posed for her school pic, a fly had landed on her forehead and ended up in the pic (you know there are no "do overs" in school pics). She immediately became known as "Fly Girl" and spent the rest of her school years having people scream "Help me! Help me!" at her. I think she ended up in a trailer park somewhere. School pics cause lifetime trauma.
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Haha. I started reading the oldest posts & found this little gem. OMG, I love it! Fly Girl, poor thing.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:50pm.
My tomato plants (2) have tiny "maters" on the vines now! I am so excited
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What do you think of those upside down tomatoe-grower things??
Apparently, you can do it yourself without buying the trick from t.v.:
http://www.minifarmhomestead.com/gardening/tomato.htm
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:51pm.
I swear, it is like politicians know NOTHING about thinking things all the way through like that. They pull most of their ideas out of their asses and act like its the greatest idea ever, when in truth, it really stinks.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:57pm.
one hour of TV a week??? what are you doing with your time?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
*scuffles with DG and gives her a wedgie!* !!!!!
M.E.- that's fucking ridiculous. is a temporary measure? is it going to be up for vote or anything?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:55pm.
I really only have time for one show a season, which would currently be SYTYCD! I'm excited for the top 20!! wooooohoooo!
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:50pm.
I always have to do my own Devilgirl style repairs on stuff, since no man will come to my house and help usually. I have one friend who is a great help, but he is a brick layer and works 6 days a week and I feel guilty asking him to do much on his one day off.
My tomato plants (2) have tiny "maters" on the vines now! I am so excited!
I am also growing a pumpkin vine this year! I am going to nurse him and love him and have a beauty by October! He hasn't flowered yet, but I suspect within the next few weeks or so we will see a bloom!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:46pm.
how come a RS post ended up being a duck butter post?
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They're both extremely gross?
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:53pm.
they had the premiere on all day yesterday on our TV1 channel (something like that, not showtime) looks like it will be good!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_12480261?nclick_check=1
List of proposed Parks to be closed.
If you have Comcast you can watch Nurse Jackie on demand...
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Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:47pm.
did anybody see the nurse jackie premiere?
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sheeeet! i missed it. wanted to see it too. it looks good
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bitchette- I don't have showtime, but I still downloaded the premier of Nurse Jackie for free on iTunes. I will probably never watch it, though, because I just don't watch stuff on my phone.
She did say she knows all about duck butter.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:44pm.
I dont even recognize any of the other dudes outside of London. They all look like theyd be sticky if you touched them and smell like dried blood and vomit.....uck. Not my type of dudes!
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Dried blood and vomit smell? Okay that was kinda funny. Do you speak from experince on that blood and vomit odor?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I am becoming furious over the Governator and his proposal to close the State Parks. He us such a douchebag. I've been checking around, because we want to go camping, and the State Parks are BOOKED for 6 months PLUS right now! The temporary money saved from laying off all those State workers, will be nothing compared to the costs we will have to pay out to Emergency reponders. The fucking homeless will vandilize the buildings for shelter, turn the bathrooms into HAZMAT areas, up the possibility of forest fires.
I am FURIOUS!
Ryan's photo should be submitted to Woe and Tell:
http://www.getmortified.com/woe/
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:41pm.
I don't remember last year there being such a run on Catnip in this county, but maybe the hillbilles are finding it is cheaper than pot to smoke!
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ahhahaa! hillbillies smokin catnip! maybe that's how they got 'cat scratch fever'
fine here, cool weather. the GD wheel fell off my lawn mower! way too mmuch work to haul it in for repair. i'm just gonna wire it back on.
my roses are very slow this year. but the hostas are happy
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Duck Butter?? Can't we just go back to fighting. Fuck... *puke
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:47pm.
Take That! *bends back Bitchette's finger*
I love Weeds, although, last season, I didn't think it was as good as it had been. It better be funny this season!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DG I just see low budget Johnny Depp in Fox.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
EH: are you kidding me? Flex is freaking smokin'. he is really cute and not douchy at all!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Cause it is Open Post!
Oh, she goes to church? Well that all makes sense now! (Not really)
Someone with the nickname Wolverine, who is a female, has got to have some dipilatory issues going on, somewhere!
Does anyone else think Fox kinda looks like a dime store version of Chris Cornell and Dave Navarro?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
did anybody see the nurse jackie premiere? i think it looks good! and i want to know wth she's snorting.
and i'm excited about WEEDS tonite!
ps a big finger to you all for ignoring a ho!! *flips everyone off*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
how come a RS post ended up being a duck butter post?
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:34pm.
i get ryan seacrest and carson daly mixed up all the time
not sure why
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Ryan Seacrest was supposed to be the next Carson Daly because he hosted a popular TV show and had a radio show. But now he's surpassed Carson in the fame department. Carson Daly thought he was going to get gig as the new Late Night host and he's still pissed. Meanwhile, Seacrest is douching up all kinds of media.
This pic is giving me a craving for pizza
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I gotta change my name so that I'm not associated with any kind of bodily cheeses that may or may not be fermenting out there
Stoney- that was Fox.
He answers every question with, "I'm a hairdresser."
Awwww, Ryan Gaycrest was a cute lil' guy. I do admire him for his work ethic.
I dont even recognize any of the other dudes outside of London. They all look like theyd be sticky if you touched them and smell like dried blood and vomit.....uck. Not my type of dudes!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
EH- there is no part of London I want touching me. Cute from a distance.
Which one of those douchebag idiots was the one who asked who Marilyn Monroe was? I totally saw that shit, lol.
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Dating London...HELL NO!
Who wants a homeless, doped up reject.
But fucking him while on 3 different kinds of birth control...a definite YES!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
to think about it...who cares this guy was a fat, unattractive kid?! at least he changed in the looks department for the better and it's better this way. he could've been a beautiful kid and a fat adult now. what's worse? i'd rather be an unattractive kid and a good looking adult. not that i think he's hot...but he's not ugly either. he's a decent looking guy i guess.
i had the misfortune to be a good looking kid...yes, misfortune cos the looks are gone!
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:36pm.
Hi DevilGirl!!
how have you been? how is your garden? are you growing any magical herbs?
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Hi Hysteria! I have been okay. Terribly lazy, but good. My garden is shaping up. No "magical" herbs! I am desperately trying to find some catnip to plant but every place I go to buy some is out or they never had it and I really don't want to have to grow stuff from seedlings! I don't remember last year there being such a run on Catnip in this county, but maybe the hillbilles are finding it is cheaper than pot to smoke!
How's things in your Universe?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ snowpiece
OMG I was cracking up at the pirate comment. Fox is so stupid. I was dying when he said, "You like tennis. I am good at ping pong." WTF???
DG (edited because who is DH? debil ho?) Six Gaugue with the monster peen, he was telling Daisy that when he used to be a stripper he would "work girls outside the club" he was going on about how it was easier for girls to get money out of guys than vice versa. Daisy was all disgusted with him becasue she's a church going virgin and all, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
LOL sorry sluts. I had to share my personal trauma from learning the definition of duck butter. Now you understand! *wink*
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DG- he was a little cute. A *teeny* bit. Just confessing that makes me want to scrub my eyes and lady parts with a wire "Silkwood" brush and Clorox.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:35pm.
@ Devilgirl-
Six Gauge went home. Fox has a girlfriend that they have cleverly nicknamed, "Wolverina."
At least I pray to God it is a nickname
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ahahahahahhaah I know, him and his bro prolly just call her that because she's hairy or something, I was impressed it was female.
What about when Fox said "Do you think Johnny Depp would fight with his fists for his woman" and I think Sinister ? said "Damn straight, he's a god damn Pirate!" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:35pm.
Daisy was all disgusted with him becasue she's a church going virgin and all, LOL
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LMAO!!!
Who thinks London is Hot? He is fugly with a cap. F!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hi DevilGirl!!
how have you been? how is your garden? are you growing any magical herbs?
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@ Devilgirl-
Six Gauge went home. Fox has a girlfriend that they have cleverly nicknamed, "Wolverina."
At least I pray to God it is a nickname.
I am glad I have no first hand acquaintence with duck butter.
*wretches*
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:29pm.
Well not there! LMAO He had his moments. I'll had I have to know about London is that he had no job and the attraction would immediately be over.
I want to say that I would never, ever go for any of these guys in real life. If I found out any of them were attracted to me, I would kill with fire the part of me they were attracted to.
i get ryan seacrest and carson daly mixed up all the time
not sure why
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