Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:18pm.
Eh: is that the same damn sweater?!?!?! the one that used to smell like jizz?
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Yeah. I call it my doin ho sh*t sweater. I use it like a bib...it absorbs all the fluids that come along with being a mega super whore.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
man, it's getting gross in here for real...from duck butter to dry blood. anything else?? *pukes*
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:04pm.
I believe everyone has an inner censor that stops them from saying things like their clothes smell like blood and vomit.
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LOL.
Have you ever had to deal with after-vomit?
One time, the BH had a cold/flu and I put a small trash can by the bed. I told him that if he felt sick he should roll to the side and throw-up in the can. Well, he managed to roll, but he HURLED, SPRAYED in the direction of the can and got most of it on the CARPET, BED, and walls. You cannot imagine how difficult it is to get the smell out. I cleaned that carpet once a week for what seemed like 6 months and I could always detect the smell a little bit.
Right after it happened, I would go to work with clean clothes on, but I felt I was always wafting the smell of old vomit. No one else said anything, but *I* could smell it.
And I still don't get the "dried blood" smell. I mean, I can see that it might have a smell if it were on a shirt and you put it in the trunk of the car and the car sat in the desert for 10 days...
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:46pm.
how come a RS post ended up being a duck butter post?
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They're both extremely gross?
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LOL! yes, but the duck butter is more gross IMHO. and why do u gotta answer a question with a question?? grr grr
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:17pm.
Thanks for the head's up. I won't try it. If I had one of those it would likely end up on the ground .. The dog has taken to peeing WHILE HE'S WALKING so there's this 6 ft long zig zag stream on the back patio after he pees.
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Well, according to M.E., her FIL tried the upside down grower and it worked.
lmao @ your dog walking and peeing at the same time! ahahhaha! that's quite a feat, i don't think i could manage it! haha!
not so fun to clean up though, i'm sure!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:22pm.
is she the choreographer with the mohawk?
i think she's great, and a little lezzie, and i loves her hair! especially when she had it pinned up
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Methinks EH is tub girl.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:59pm.
What do you think of those upside down tomatoe-grower things??
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i was just thinking about those. i've never tried them but i'd be wary. the weight of the tomatoes and plant could break the stem off, imo. too bottom heavy
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Ummm, seems to me like it would be the same thing. The tomatos are on little stems either way. I think they are made to hold them.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:14pm.
Being dirty aint all that bad. its better than being prissy and uptight like you sluts. Seesh, just cuz youve never smelled a little blood and vomit you think your so much better than everyone else....
Actually, people that shower are better than people who don't. I'm looking at you hippie guy at the park in the pajama pants.
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:20pm.
i really liked her little sis! i was sad when they sent her away.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
what do you guys think of Kat? She's one person I don't mind that my BF thinks is hawt...cuz I lubs her.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:14pm.
Being dirty aint all that bad. its better than being prissy and uptight like you sluts. Seesh, just cuz youve never smelled a little blood and vomit you think your so much better than everyone else....
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If you think no one here has smelled their fair share of blood and vomit, well, you just haven't been paying attention.
Further, no one thinks they are better then you because they are clean. We think we are better then you because we don't walk around with spooge in our hair for 3 days and then tell everyone about it.
*edited for spelling
OH- and one of my dance teachers took a workshop with Mia this year and learned the choreo that they did on the show, and taught it to us in class- I did that dance! :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Blood and vomit? WTF? WTF did I just walk into???
*runs away!*
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Snowy- I like her too. I don't remember them all, though. I like Gabi Rojas, so I don't really know. I don't think I like that Capono guy, though. I think he has an ego problem. I don't like Kaitlyn either, for some reason. I didn't think she was that good.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:15pm.
Hysteria - my FIL uses that upside down tomato grower. He's quite happy with it.
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interesting. might try one. they do look convenient
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I am in love with Shane Sparks but he's not on anymore. Anyone remember when I first started on dlisted he was always my avie.
EH we are talking about So You Think You Can Dance
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
i think i like some of the guys the best on SYTYCD this year
i like the asian girl too, but i feel like i haven't got to see her dance that much this year.
the two blonde girls bother me, tho i think they are great dancers
i'll have more opinions after they review the top 20 this week.
mia michaels is a BITCH. i had no idea
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I'd like to order one duck butter and dried blood panini, please.
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Eh: is that the same damn sweater?!?!?! the one that used to smell like jizz?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:59pm.
What do you think of those upside down tomatoe-grower things??
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i was just thinking about those. i've never tried them but i'd be wary. the weight of the tomatoes and plant could break the stem off, imo. too bottom heavy
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Thanks for the head's up. I won't try it. If I had one of those it would likely end up on the ground and the dog would poo on it and the cat would walk over to smell it. I'm having hella times lately managing the dog and cats. The dog has taken to peeing WHILE HE'S WALKING so there's this 6 ft long zig zag stream on the back patio after he pees. Then I have to go out and hose it down before the cat steps in it and tracks it in the house. The dog gets his paws wiped before he can come back in the house.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:15pm.
K.D. ME TOOO! who is your fave, mine is the Asian girl, Oscar, or whatever her name is
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W\hat chu talkin bout? What show is this?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Peen beatdown!!!
Ok that's kind of awesome and skanktified all at the same time.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:14pm.
Are we talking SYTYCD?!?!?!?! I love, love, LOVE that show. I have a huge lesbian crush on Mia Michaels (don't ask me why) other than the fact that I think she is the shit.
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I used to really like her, but now I think she is being a real bitch since she is so much more well known.
I like Sonia, the weirdo with the mohawn. She is just so strange yet cool.
Miss Jane: OMG really!?!? I think Mia is such a cunt, I haaate her and her emotional choreography. LOL But one of my friends took a class with her and said she's nothing like on the show, she gave them all hugs and everything, LOL, don't be jelly!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
that duck butter might go well on texas toast with some asiago cheese. and some nice asti
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Hummm...dried blood smell.
I'm thinking it may smell a little like right after someone has surgery?
Oh god I just grossed myself out really bad!!!!
*runs to bathroom to barf*
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:08pm.
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Wow. That's a lot to process at one time.
I believe everyone has an inner censor that stops them from saying things like their clothes smell like blood and vomit.
I believe yours was killed sometime in 1991.
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HA! I think that peen beat down I received back in 97' is the real reason. I tried to fight them off, but I wasnt strong enough so...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
EH:
BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just quit while you are ahead.
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She's flat and that's that!
K.D. ME TOOO! who is your fave, mine is the Asian girl, Oscar, or whatever her name is
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Hysteria - my FIL uses that upside down tomato grower. He's quite happy with it.
BUCKET!
Are we talking SYTYCD?!?!?!?! I love, love, LOVE that show. I have a huge lesbian crush on Mia Michaels (don't ask me why) other than the fact that I think she is the shit.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:55pm.
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_12480261?nclick_check=1
List of proposed Parks to be closed.
Sucka! they are planing to close Chino Hills and they are not taking reservations ugh!!
DD- I don't know, this is my first year trying them, and honestly, I've never tried growing a garden before. Well I have, without much success.
I have these containers that fit on the windowsill of my front porch. The first year I tried it, they were flooded by the rain. last year, I forgot to water them so they all wilted, this year, so far they are a-ok, knock on wood. But I'm not growing any tomotos. I'm going to put cucumbers and peppers in the "topsy turvy's" when they get big enough to transplant. *crosses fingers*
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:08pm.
"Ive gone months without washing my clothes and many many days without showering..."
I knew I smelled a dirty whore in here.
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Being dirty aint all that bad. its better than being prissy and uptight like you sluts. Seesh, just cuz youve never smelled a little blood and vomit you think your so much better than everyone else....
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:08pm.
"Ive gone months without washing my clothes and many many days without showering..."
I knew I smelled a dirty whore in here.
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ROFL.
BTW, have any of you ever smelled DRIED BLOOD?? I had no idea it had a smell. I know it has a TASTE, like when its coming out my nose and then I want to vomit, but DRY??
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:59pm.
What do you think of those upside down tomatoe-grower things??
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i was just thinking about those. i've never tried them but i'd be wary. the weight of the tomatoes and plant could break the stem off, imo. too bottom heavy
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*reads comments*
Wow. I feel I need a Hazmat suit. STAT!
*douces monitor and keyboard with bleach*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:06pm.
Bitchette - You would think we'd get to vote on something like this.
IDK. I hope it doesn't go through.
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It seems that state parks are at the top of the list of things to cut when it's time to balance the budget. We're having the same problem in AZ. We were good when we had Napolitano, not so much now. The really bad thing is that sites that are protected - like those with petroglyphs - lose funding and they get vandalized and looted. National treasures on the black market and in people's houses.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:51pm.
Ryan's photo should be submitted to Woe and Tell:
http://www.getmortified.com/woe/
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That shit is funny!!!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:04pm.
I can smell it on my sweater right now!!!
Speaking of guys and their funky smells, I was over a dudes house this week and the smell of musk was unbelievable in his room. Ive gone months without washing my clothes and many many days without showering, but I have never created a smell like some dudes make...like an overheated bear, uck!
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Wow. That's a lot to process at one time.
I believe everyone has an inner censor that stops them from saying things like their clothes smell like blood and vomit.
I believe yours was killed sometime in 1991.
"Ive gone months without washing my clothes and many many days without showering..."
I knew I smelled a dirty whore in here.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:56pm.
'mators already! that's great. the punkin blooms might take a little longer, but i'm sure you'll have some nice scary jackolatterns by fall. it's fun to watch em grow
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DD- They look interesting growing that way. I think I am sticking with the traditional way though.
I might try it next year for fun!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:01pm.
Don't make your own. They now sell generic ones for only about $5. I found them at Menard's, but I'm not sure if that is a national company or not.
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We don't have Menards, but I'll look around.
How did yours turn out? Are they better or the same as growing them on the vine? I guess they're always better from the vine, huh? I don't know FRACK about gardening
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:01pm.
getting a DVR changed mah life. we got it free too!
i usually have the tv on while cooking and cleaning, generally the TV is on from the time i get home to the time i go to bed between the man and I.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Bitchette - You would think we'd get to vote on something like this.
IDK. I hope it doesn't go through.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:44pm.
I dont even recognize any of the other dudes outside of London. They all look like theyd be sticky if you touched them and smell like dried blood and vomit.....uck. Not my type of dudes!
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Dried blood and vomit smell? Okay that was kinda funny. Do you speak from experince on that blood and vomit odor?
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I can smell it on my sweater right now!!!
Speaking of guys and their funky smells, I was over a dudes house this week and the smell of musk was unbelievable in his room. Ive gone months without washing my clothes and many many days without showering, but I have never created a smell like some dudes make...like an overheated bear, uck!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Bitchette-SYTYCD is like 2 hours a week. I have no idea what I'm doing with my time but I never seem to have enough of it. some of it is just watching whatever is on TV and the rest is doing stuff around the house, or playing Xbox. Oh, and working out and making dinner. And for some reason, I can never watch that show when it is on. I'm always busy doing something. I usually workout at that time.