Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:37pm.
@KD- well find me a site where the commenters are all big whores like me then....
It's called MYSPACE.
Lol
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:44pm.
is that thousand??
in that case.... no people who dance always do it because they love it, not because they are going to make a lot of $.
plus i thought it wasn't for professionals?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
DG: yes. more Tales of the Sweater.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Well, I was going to come to OP and visit but I have a really sensitive stomach, so....
*runs off before nasty smells waft up*
Yeah, I was thinking I wanted to know about the desert for shock value purposes, but I totally changed my mind.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:37pm.
@KD- well find me a site where the commenters are all big whores like me then....
I think you know when to stop being gross and you choose not to stop. Seems like you are just looking for attention. How gross can I be to get everyone to reply back to me?
We gave you a safe word, BUCKET, and you ignore it.
People get many chances on DL, but you're throwing all good will away . . .
Maybe you should try meeting some friends on Craig's List?
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She's flat and that's that!
DG- yeah, pretty much. I sprayed some air freshener. It didn't really take.
DiamondDawg:
I did not see it.
Please send cash to ease the pain.
I accept credit cards too.
Swipe *here*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
snowy- LOL, carlton! Brandon, you mean. Yes, he is pretty good and I don't think he is cocky at ALL like she says! I just think he is kind of weird looking. But seriously, he's not smiling to be disrespectful or anything, it's probably because he is just shy and awkward.
I am too lazy to scan through this thread, but why are people getting physically ill from reading open post today? Is EH up to her usual stuff?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:35pm.
you don't even really get a prize or a job from SYTYCD do you?
you get $250.000 if you win, and $100.00 for the other gender runner up.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:41pm.
Just so you know, that Wrinkle Release stuff doesn't work on yer face. So unfortunate.
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Well, ya. If I vomit, I take a shower and brush my teeth. Or brush my teefs and take a shower.
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:38pm.
i would say- i don't even care about the sluttiness, i like living vicariously through others now, so slut it up!
but i do not like the really sick shit, ie choking, raping, sex in front of friends, wiping cum on your sweater and NOT washing it, THEN WEARING it to work, and telling us about it. i think i'm glad we haven't heard what went on in the desert.
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I totally, totally agree.
EH, being serious for a second, please talk to a professional about these things. You need more help then anyone on a gossip blog can provide.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:36pm.
I seriously used to visit family members and destroy photos of me in grade school.
Some of them are potential blackmail material.
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Breakdown/Tristan,
Just in case you didn't see it last week, I apologize for disparaging (attacking) your opinion. I truly am sorry.
my laptop is one loud motherfucker! god, can't stand the piece of shit.
OT: RS's face looks kinda greasy in that pic. he looks like a donut. poor guy!
Submitted by Event Horizon: "...If I had kids, id make sure..."
Famous last fucking words.
Just so you know, that Wrinkle Release stuff doesn't work on yer face. So unfortunate.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:35pm.
he was amazing- but i was like WTF??? you have a job as a principle in one of the best companies in the country and you want to leave it to be on a TV show???? that's about the highest level you can get as a dancer, to be a principle in a renowned company, why would you leave that? i know he wants to do other types, but he can take classes. shit
you don't even really get a prize or a job from SYTYCD do you?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Although as much as I don't love cleaning, if I never cleaned because I knew it was going to get dirty again, that would be disgusting and completely unhealthy. Why would anyone ever take a shower then? Because they have self respect, that's why.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
Moving on to more pleasant smells....I have Sephora OPI hand lotion on my desk and it smells like roses.
{Spraying lavender and vanilla Fabreeze room spray to clear the air of the blood and vomit smell}
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I keep a bottle of Downey Wrinkle Release in my file cabinet for suspicious smells.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:37pm.
I missed the part about London...link? Is it a story about how hard they party? I read a story about New Year's Eve and how blasted ppl get...
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DD, I just love you. You make me giggle.
Not the city. The dopey wannabe rocker guy from Daisy of Love on VH1.
what about the dude that looks like Carlton, Mia was soooo mean to him. LOLOLOLOL
and she's always been a bitch, you all just never noticed it before
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
i would say- i don't even care about the sluttiness, i like living vicariously through others now, so slut it up!
but i do not like the really sick shit, ie choking, raping, sex in front of friends, wiping cum on your sweater and NOT washing it, THEN WEARING it to work, and telling us about it. i think i'm glad we haven't heard what went on in the desert.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
belated congrats on your beautiful, big boy! hope you are recovering well.
;D
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Um, you don't let children, or even adults sit in their own filth and or puke.
*shakes head*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:33pm.
Oh yes. Because it is so easy to tell when formula has been completely digested in a baby's tummy. Where do you come up with this bullshit? Please don't breed.
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@KD- well find me a site where the commenters are all big whores like me then....
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:25pm.
Apparently your inner censor also walked off the job.
Sheesh. I thought my thinking London was not hideous would be the grossest thing I would read today.
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Yeah, I sorry! lol
I missed the part about London...link? Is it a story about how hard they party? I read a story about New Year's Eve and how blasted ppl get...
But it can't be worse than Mardi Gras in New Orleans. There's this one part that's at the very end of the French Quarter. My husband who rarely talks about these types of gross-eties called it "Vomit Alley."
MissJane- YES! I ♥ Philip! He and his girlfriend looked sooo cute when they danced together. I was sad when she got cut.
What the fuck is going on in here?
I seriously used to visit family members and destroy photos of me in grade school.
Some of them are potential blackmail material.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
Awww....look at that sweetie!! Welcome back! I hope you are doing well.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
Ack!
lol
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
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Awwww....
Does he sleep through the night? I hear some babes sleep through the night right outta the womb...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:26pm.
man, it's getting gross in here for real...from duck butter to dry blood. anything else?? *pukes*
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Scoops some up and puts it on Stoneys panni for added flavor.....HA:p
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booohoooo!! *crying*
Mia was very nasty in this audition season and it really upset me...but she is still brilliant.
Kaityln is my fav girl (i was pissed her sister got caught) and Phillip is my fav boy. my heart broke for the miami ballet dancer...he was AMAZING.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:32pm.
ok, i will be watching for Kat, then
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
KD - I totally agree.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:27pm.
As a mother I've been puked on, pooped on, pissed on. Not something I'd say as pleasant experiences that I'd be proud of.
Oh, and I didn't keep those dirty clothes on. They were washed IMMEDIATELY along with myself and the offending child.
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Too much work. If I had kids, id make sure all the food in my babys tummy were fully digested and upchucked before I washed them. No need to wash the babe then have em poop and pee again immediately after....
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
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Welcome back chefcammi! BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!!!!
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:24pm.
lmao @ your dog walking and peeing at the same time! ahahhaha! that's quite a feat, i don't think i could manage it! haha!
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Seriously, Hysteria, it's annoying! He's like 10 years old. Why start NOW with that? And he's a boy dog! He's now peeing like a GIRL dog, too, by squatting at times. The last time he had weird pee problems I took him for a check-up. The Vet said nothing wrong. So I pretty much paid $75 for them to clip his nails.
bitchette: No that's Sonia
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
OMG, Cammi, Your son was 10lbs?!? I don't think I've ever heard of that!
Hysteria, DD - this will be the 3rd year my FIL has used the upside down grower.
He gets very sweet, ripe tomatoes off of it!
EH- I think I know why most people on here don't like you. If you haven't noticed, most of them say "Hi horz" and stuff like that, but in real life, they aren't really whores, or act all slutty, or at least they don't anymore. And if they do, they do all their sluttiness with their SO's, so that doesn't really count, or they maybe just don't talk about it. On the other hand, you truly do slutty stuff and although that kind of behavior may be somewhat "glamorized", it just sounds really gross coming from certain people. But I could be wrong.
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:26pm.
man, it's getting gross in here for real...from duck butter to dry blood. anything else?? *pukes*
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Scoops some up and puts it on Stoneys panni for added flavor.....HA:p
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Ack!
lol
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Moving on to more pleasant smells....I have Sephora OPI hand lotion on my desk and it smells like roses.
{Spraying lavender and vanilla Fabreeze room spray to clear the air of the blood and vomit smell}
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:25pm.
Apparently your inner censor also walked off the job.
Sheesh. I thought my thinking London was not hideous would be the grossest thing I would read today.
As a mother I've been puked on, pooped on, pissed on. Not something I'd say as pleasant experiences that I'd be proud of.
Oh, and I didn't keep those dirty clothes on. They were washed IMMEDIATELY along with myself and the offending child.
bitchette- yes, I thought the little sis was more talented, too and I think she knows that, too. Meh, oh well.