Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
VIA ONTD
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Bwah ha ha ha hahah!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by westlaguy99 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:08pm.
What a handsome young lady.
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OMG. I was just staring at that picture thinking, Why, that could just as easily be a girl!!!!
What if he was a hermaphrodite??
Stoney- you forgot to say that he was a retire military man, or something like that. Because a regular homeless person would have aids, but not military men. They are completely immune.
What a handsome young lady.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:04pm.
I'm just going to call it a 'louise_brooks' when I spit on my computer from laughing.
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I am flattered. LMAO
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:06pm.
They should make whoopie cushions that look like that frog. Then people would be like 5x more freaked out when they accidentally sit on it. ROFLMAO! Yeah, I can have a really immature sense of humor.
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Love it.
Edited:
Page 865 of EH's diary:
Dear Diary,
Tonight I was walking down the alley in my best Baby Phat and a smelly toothless homeless guy with a veteran's hat offered to rape me. Cool, said I! Where should we go? Right here? No, somewhere remote with no telephone, he slurred. Perfect! I've been itching for anonymous sex with a veteran, thought I. So I jumped on the back of his pink huffy and away we go! Six hours later I find myself bent over a cactus while homeless man rams my ass, and I moan in true whoredom. This is the life! To my pleasant surprise, he taped the whole thing! Life couldn't get any better. Leaving me naked and bloody with a cacti up my wide cooch, homeless veteran man rides away into the sunset on his tiny pink huffy. I wipe myself off with my favorite sweater and hitchhike my way back to the city, more adventures in store!
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CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:01pm.
He kind of looks like this girl I used to work with. She wasn't hallucinogenic. She was just 5'1" and about 400 pounds (not exaggerating).
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You worked with Jabba the Hut?
At least I've curbed my appetite for fast food so for the most part, I only have one chin that hair can grow out of.
They should make whoopie cushions that look like that frog. Then people would be like 5x more freaked out when they accidentally sit on it. ROFLMAO! Yeah, I can have a really immature sense of humor.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:58pm.
Ill tell that desert story its pretty good but only if youll promise not to hold it against me for the duration of my time on D listed like you did the other story. Thats why im so effing hesitant on hear. You think that sweater story is something...you have no effing idea!!!
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I AM BEGGING YOU WITH EVERY OUNCE OF POTENTIALLY DRIED BLOOD IN MY SYSTEM. TELL THE STORY NOW!!!!
Email it to me if you have to.
Lolz.
I'm in trouble now for encouraging it?
EH-I thought you already spilled about your desert story.. Now I'm confused. No not today, it is almost 5 and I'm going.
Uvula - I have a stray black hair that grows out of this freckle I have on my chin. I pluck it everytime it starts to sprout again.
Still just one random hair, same thickness.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:58pm.
I will jump on that thread change!
OMG that is a cute frog! I would totally kiss it. I wonder if its a hallucinogenic froggie? (bonus) He's cute!!!
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He kind of looks like this girl I used to work with. She wasn't hallucinogenic. She was just 5'1" and about 400 pounds (not exaggerating).
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I'm just going to call it a 'louise_brooks' when I spit on my computer from laughing.
GD Comcast is pissing me off. My remote is not working very well anymore, I need a new one but the GD phone bitch (automated) won't give me the right options! GAH!
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:59pm.
I'm not sure if frogs are dumb, but this froggy needs to give up already.
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ROTFL!! Maybe it thinks the cast iron frog is it's god.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:56pm.
ok so what are your opinions on hair removal? Is it true that when you pluck hairs they grow back thicker?
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I don't think that's true at all. Just look at all the very old persons in this world who have NO HAIR.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:50pm.
Here's a silly frog from cute overload:
Yes, I'm desperately trying to change the subject.
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How cute! Here's my frog story.
I have a cast iron frog on my patio and there is a real frog in the yard that always hangs around near it. I'm not sure if frogs are dumb, but this froggy needs to give up already.
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That is SO cute!
really? Cuz I swear mine get thicker and darker but I have heard that has nothing to do with plucking, just getting older, IDK the older you get the hairier the situation, I remember my mom telling me this when I was about 13
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
NAIR!!!!
Or that electroshcok removal crap. Itll stay of longer and grow back finer...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:58pm.
I will jump on that thread change!
OMG that is a cute frog! I would totally kiss it. I wonder if its a hallucinogenic froggie? (bonus) He's cute!!!
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He kind of looks like this girl I used to work with. She wasn't hallucinogenic. She was just 5'1" and about 400 pounds (not exaggerating).
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:50pm.
I just found an errant hair growing out of the underside of my chin.
I feel so haggy.
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pluck that bitch! :)
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Pluck it! I hate when that happens, I always wonder how long its been there until I finally caught the fucker in the right light (I'm blonde). I knew this blonde girl with about 20 half inch hairs all over her face. She kept her legs shaved every day, sometimes even twice a day she sais. But still those face hairs grew. She knew they were there! Weird. I'd rather have hairy blonde legs than a hairy blonde face. Except I'm smart enough to do both!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:37pm.
"Please don't breed"
LMAO...
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:58pm.
Yes, because I'm sure 0% of military men have aids. They might be tested in the beginning, but after that, you never know.
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Stop it!!!!
Youre freaking me out!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:56pm.
ok so what are your opinions on hair removal? Is it true that when you pluck hairs they grow back thicker?
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*pauses tweezing*
Whassat now?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:50pm.
Here's a silly frog from cute overload:
Yes, I'm desperately trying to change the subject.
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How cute! Here's my frog story.
I have a cast iron frog on my patio and there is a real frog in the yard that always hangs around near it. I'm not sure if frogs are dumb, but this froggy needs to give up already.
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She's flat and that's that!
KD: I know, those kids are sooo much more talented and work sooo much harder than the American Idol kids.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
@ snowpiece
Not in my experience. They grow back thinner and thinner after plucking.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:56pm.
ok so what are your opinions on hair removal? Is it true that when you pluck hairs they grow back thicker?
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there comes a new topic a lot better than duck butter and dry blood.
Ill tell that desert story its pretty good but only if youll promise not to hold it against me for the duration of my time on D listed like you did the other story. Thats why im so effing hesitant on hear. You think that sweater story is something...you have no effing idea!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:53pm
:P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Yes, because I'm sure 0% of military men have aids. They might be tested in the beginning, but after that, you never know.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:50pm.
Here's a silly frog from cute overload:
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/000836ez.jpg
Yes, I'm desperately trying to change the subject.
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I will jump on that thread change!
OMG that is a cute frog! I would totally kiss it. I wonder if its a hallucinogenic froggie? (bonus) He's cute!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:53pm.
oh boy! haahha
ok so what are your opinions on hair removal? Is it true that when you pluck hairs they grow back thicker?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I wish MK watched and posted about SYTYCD so we could all dish in one thread, but I guess maybe not that many of us watch it. Or maybe he doesn't watch shows with people who have real talent.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:37pm.
@KD- well find me a site where the commenters are all big whores like me then....
I think you know when to stop being gross and you choose not to stop. Seems like you are just looking for attention. How gross can I be to get everyone to reply back to me?
We gave you a safe word, BUCKET, and you ignore it.
People get many chances on DL, but you're throwing all good will away . . .
Maybe you should try meeting some friends on Craig's List?
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I had no idea BUCKET was my safe word....you whores needed to make make that sh*t a little more clear!!!
I dont want AIDS which is the only thing anyone can find on craigslist. Ill take my military guys instead!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:50pm.
I just found an errant hair growing out of the underside of my chin.
I feel so haggy.
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pluck that bitch! :)
Good God, isn't there another guy in the military that will date her, choke her and keep her from posting on Dlisted!
ATTETION ALL SINGLE MILITARY PERSONNEL:
Free to bad home, a sexually perverse woman (I think woman) who loves to be choked, spermed on and watched by other people while being sexually humiliated. Race, religion, political affiliation not a problem. Will do anything, especially if it will lead her to the brink of anal prolapse. Please send resume to: Whore@Dlisted with crusty spern sweater.
Opening are currently available, anytime, anywhere.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
ISMU, that sucks.
*checking magnified pocket mirror*
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:41pm.
There is a cash prize and usually the winner gets to perform in some show. One year they got to be the principle dancer in Mia's Celine show...which was an emmy winning show.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Crest is the biggest dork in "hollywood" he swears he's such good friends with all the celebrities....what a loser....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:50pm.
Just one??!?!
I'm Greek. We practically grow goatees if we don't pluck/wax.
Here's a silly frog from cute overload:
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/000836ez.jpg
Yes, I'm desperately trying to change the subject.
I just found an errant hair growing out of the underside of my chin.
I feel so haggy.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:41pm.
Just so you know, that Wrinkle Release stuff doesn't work on yer face. So unfortunate.
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Well, ya. If I vomit, I take a shower and brush my teeth. Or brush my teefs and take a shower.
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same here! brushing muh teefs comes first though! that yucky taste in my mouth after puking is unbearable. ewwwwww and then afer brushing there comes LISTERINE to the rescue.
Ten dollars?
The dollar is dead.
Do I look like a cheap slut?
(don't answer that!)
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:37pm.
@KD- well find me a site where the commenters are all big whores like me then....
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I'm sorry, but I don't think that is really my responsability! A journey like that could possibly scar me for life. I'm sure they are out there, though, so good luck to ya!
Monkey Fighter! I mean really, are we back to the fucking Jizz hair, hands and sweater story!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:46pm.
DiamondDawg:
I did not see it.
Please send cash to ease the pain.
I accept credit cards too.
Swipe *here*
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Will $10 American do it? Lolz