Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:33pm.
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CAN I COME??? lol
Stoney, OMFG! I remember that!!!
*barfs*
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:32pm.
Wow, and I thought Duck butter was going to be the low point today. Who's winning here?
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LOL.
EVERYONE is Jazzfish!!
It's been a hilarious day. Damn! I have to cram about 6 hours worth of work into 3. Lawd hep me!!!
Yeah exactly, those mentally ill people totally deserve to be homeless.
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You know, I live about 55 min away from Ft.Leonardwood Military base in Missouri, I think since I am now single, I am gonna head up there, cougar that I am and fuck every guy with a buzz cut I find, because I KNOW his dick is sterile like a scalpel in an operating room and I KNOW I am safe from any and all disease!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:31pm.
(.) (.) cept nicer.
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LMAO!! They look like really surprised eyes.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:27pm.
I dont even want to think about military guys having stuff right now....now you guys are making me queasy...ugh.
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You do get tested on a regular basis, right? Cuz sometimes those guys have stuff and don't know it.
OMG stoney I remember that too!
it was our introduction to her world of horrors
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Wow, and I thought Duck butter was going to be the low point today. Who's winning here?
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:24pm.
Now I kinda feel bad for the homeless part of my story.
*volunteers at soup kitchen to fix karma*
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A lot of homeless people are criminally insane, mentally ill in some other capacity that makes them unable to function in society or just plain lazy street kids.....dont feel too bad.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
(.) (.) cept nicer.
Snowy, har de fucking har. Seriously going away next weekend. Showed me how big the saddlebag was for my stuff. Made me cry. No room for SHOES, make-up or hair stuff.
p.s. I want to know about the gd desert too.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:27pm.
I dont even want to think about military guys having stuff right now....now you guys are making me queasy...ugh.
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You should be thinking about it.
The world is not divided up into people who have STDs and the military.
People in the military are just like everyone else just with more camo and guns.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:26pm.
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How can HAWT be invisible? ;-) bye nah!
Actually, I think I kinda remember when EH first came up in here as la cuca she had a story about how she blew a dude with a cold sore and was freaking out about it. ROTFLMAO
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And I love how she says she's smart and in the next breath claims she's less likely to pick up the syph with guys with short hair.
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I havent seen EEG all day....I wonder where she could be?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
I dont even want to think about military guys having stuff right now....now you guys are making me queasy...ugh.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
I miss EEG. Anyone seen her lately? I think she rode off into the sunset on the back of her man's bike,,,,, ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
EEG - show me yer tits.
Well you were until just then! xxoxoxoxox
Teehee.
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Stoney - she likes audiences apparently.
I'm loving the theory that just because a peen isn't dripping pus that it's not raging with disease.
Am I fucking invisible bitches?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:16pm.
No...im a smart ho. I only mess with dudes who are clean cut, attractive and gainfully employed...dosent mean im safe from STDs but, ups the odds that ill be safe!
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Uh yeah. No one in the military has STDs? News to me.
u guys are a hoot and i don't need to work out cos just by reading ur posts i get all my tummy muscles working out like crazy.
yeah, a lazot will always find an excuse, i know!
Wait.
One last thing before I leaveth....I think its HILARIOUS that a childhood PICTURE of Ryan S. turned into an all out macabre Sweeney-Todd-ish kind of Open Post.
I guess he has that kind of affect on people.
Now I kinda feel bad for the homeless part of my story.
*volunteers at soup kitchen to fix karma*
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:18pm.
Brenda was PSYCHO!!!
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remember when the drain backed-up in the morgue?? plenty of potentially dried blood there. lol
ok. i gotta get crackin' on these 5,000 photocopies. See y'all later!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:19pm.
Yes, because only dirty homeless dudes get the herp/HIV/AIDS/crabs, etc....
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LMAO! so true
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:16pm.
@Stoney--
*dies* actually really dies laughing that was so funny!
No...im a smart ho. I only mess with dudes who are clean cut, attractive and gainfully employed...dosent mean im safe from STDs but, ups the odds that ill be safe!
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Oh I know, because the first thing they teach you in sex ed is that if the girl/guy is clean cut, they are free from STD's and the chances of AIDS is really slim!
Now if a guy/gal has a swarthy look to them, they are full of disease! Grizzley Adams=Not okay to fuck cuz he isn't clean cut. Military Guy with buzz cut= RIDE ME BARE BACK I AM CLEAN!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
You want more people around to hear your fuckery?! LOL
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:16pm.
I sowwy. I was trying to be funneh.
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U iz, girl! that's why my tummy hurts. :P
Yes, because only dirty homeless dudes get the herp/HIV/AIDS/crabs, etc....
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:04pm.
LMFAO.... encouraging.
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Crap. I'm gonna be in trouble if she posts it, huh? Cuz you KNOW she's typing it as we chit-chat while we wait to see if she will or if she won't. She probably just goes to some sick Prawn site and lifts stories from there.
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Im all genuine baby! Ill tell it early tomorrow when more people are around, besides..im gonna have to run in a few so i dont really have time to write it anyway...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Brenda was PSYCHO!!!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:04pm.
LMFAO.... encouraging.
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Crap. I'm gonna be in trouble if she posts it, huh? Cuz you KNOW she's typing it as we chit-chat while we wait to see if she will or if she won't. She probably just goes to some sick Prawn site and lifts stories from there.
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I was thinking the same thing. EH has been silent for the last few, so you know it's coming. I know a few "ladies" like her or... HIM? (please God, no!). Typically, the stories are completely fabricated in order to attract attention, whether it be negative or positive... fuck em.
OMG...clean cut means no nasty cunt cooters.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:11pm.
LOVED that show. Favorite show EVA!
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Ya, well, remember that time Brenda was so out of it she randomly hooks-up with the two stoner dudes at the same time...f'g weird episode
@Stoney--
*dies* actually really dies laughing that was so funny!
No...im a smart ho. I only mess with dudes who are clean cut, attractive and gainfully employed...dosent mean im safe from STDs but, ups the odds that ill be safe!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
I sowwy. I was trying to be funneh.
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KD - funnier? The fricken Comcast center is the building IN FRONT of my neighborhood. Yea. I can't just fucking WALK over there or anything.
*rolls eyes*
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:08pm.
why u're doing this to us?? my tummy hurts now.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:04pm.
LMFAO.... encouraging.
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Crap. I'm gonna be in trouble if she posts it, huh? Cuz you KNOW she's typing it as we chit-chat while we wait to see if she will or if she won't. She probably just goes to some sick Prawn site and lifts stories from there.
Why am I intrigued to hear about the desert story?
*kicks self*
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:11pm.
LOVED that show. Favorite show EVA!
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Edited:
Page 865 of EH's diary:
Dear Diary,
Tonight I was walking down the alley in my best Baby Phat and a smelly toothless homeless guy with a veteran's hat offered to rape me. Cool, said I! Where should we go? Right here? No, somewhere remote with no telephone, he slurred. Perfect! I've been itching for anonymous sex with a veteran, thought I. So I jumped on the back of his pink huffy and away we go! Six hours later I find myself bent over a cactus while homeless man rams my ass, and I moan in true whoredom. This is the life! To my pleasant surprise, he taped the whole thing! Life couldn't get any better. Leaving me naked and bloody with a cacti up my wide cooch, homeless veteran man rides away into the sunset on his tiny pink huffy. I wipe myself off with my favorite sweater and hitchhike my way back to the city, more adventures in store!
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Submitted by westlaguy99 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:08pm.
What a handsome young lady.
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HHahahah! Welcome westlaguy99.
I just clicked on your 'I got it at Ross' comment - thumbs up!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:03pm.
GD Comcast is pissing me off. My remote is not working very well anymore, I need a new one but the GD phone bitch (automated) won't give me the right options! GAH!
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I bet maybe you could ask for one from the next Comcast istallation dude you see parked along the side of the road.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:08pm.
Page 865 of EH's diary:
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Did you ever watch Six Feet Under? Brenda was such a freak.
so, who got choked and raped besides stoney?
raise your hand.
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Fucka doodle-do.