Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
VIA ONTD
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First, Michael I have seen your Barbizon pics of you as a child. Don't you dare burn any of your childhood photos because you were a doll.
Second, this is devine. "Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian."
Oh, I love you so!
Do you think he was one of those kids who looked at his boogies and sang, "First I'm gonna getcha, then I'm gonna EATCHA!"
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
o and no wonder he is such a douché!
Hell, most lesbians cannot get that kind of swirl and volume on their hair!
He is and was the master of mousse! Or at least his mom was!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
bawahahahahahh Joel McHale LOVES fucking with him...he 'rides' him at least once on The Soup.....LOVE Joel McHale!
Submitted by KD on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:20pm.
LOL, I saw him on E watching the clip of McHale making fun of him and he couldn't even come up with a good comeback.
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That's because his brain only processes cue cards.
Having said that.. he looks like the fat kid from stand by me.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
OMG! I as so tired today! I had to work last night, waitressing. To start my shift, I had a party of 30. Then a party of 12, a party of 7 and another of 11. The 11 didn't fucking leave till almost 10pm. And then I had to do all my closing crap. I didn't get home till almost 11.
I am so exhausted. I am seriously contemplating napping in my car at lunch.
I bet he played dress-up in his mom's closet.
Wow. I wouldn't show that around if I were him.
STORY TIME!!!
I was in the "Reading Section" at the drugstore with my daughter yesterday...and she points at a picture of Kate Gosslein and says: I know her!
And I say: No, you don't!
And she says: Yes, I do! She was in White Chicks! What's her name...?
And I say: You saw White Chicks?! (ah, the joys of living communally) Kate Gosslein.
And she says: Yeah! She was the mean one. Cuz you know how movies always have to have a mean person. She was that lady.
(she doesn't know Kate Gosslein, btw - that's the power of the magazine cover, right there)
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Look at the dents those glasses are making! This photo explains everything but I still hate him. He srsly makes me stabby.
That pic sort of looks like this girl I went to school with back in the day. When she posed for her school pic, a fly had landed on her forehead and ended up in the pic (you know there are no "do overs" in school pics). She immediately became known as "Fly Girl" and spent the rest of her school years having people scream "Help me! Help me!" at her. I think she ended up in a trailer park somewhere. School pics cause lifetime trauma.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
GIVE ME YOUR PIZZA YOU FAT FUCK!!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
meh
you should see my driver's lisence, I look like the wicked with only fatter. seriously, they use distored cameras on purpose in ohio. people look at my lisence and laugh.
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Fucka doodle-do.
LOL, I saw him on E watching the clip of McHale making fun of him and he couldn't even come up with a good comeback.
M.E.- Can't you just hear him going "I-I forget the secret knock, let me in!"
Somewhere inside there is a little Clay Aiken crying to get out.
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
Oh. My. GOD. hahahahhahahahahaha
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"They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig."
-Kate Winslet
Look at his sparkling eyes, he knows he's a hot gayelle! Werk it girl!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Twinkly little piggie eyes!
Uvula, I was thinking the same thing! VERN!
My friend L. used to live to beat up kids such as this. Ahhhh, fond memories.
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I like shopping at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual. I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Ok, my gayar just went haywire!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe he willingly showed this on TV!
Someone prolly already said this, but isn't this Rojo Caliente's school photo?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It's like the real-life version of Vern from Stand By Me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
NO WAY. NO. WAY.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
That photo explains everything.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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BWAAAHAHAA!! I'm shocked that he didn't burn the photo and kill anyone who might own a copy!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Koestlich!
Seacrest looks hilarious!!!! :D
Happy Monday y'all!!!
I KNEW HE WAS A GIRL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Are you sure thats not a picture of Chastity Bono?
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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.- Daria
he looks like such a little shit!
also ghey.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same
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It's comforting to learn that i'm not the only one who's had these very thoughts, MK. Only mine include eliminating all remaining living witnesses.
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Bottom-feeder.
Way to good to be true! lol
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
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Where's the flannel?
I have a feeling this is going to be the backdrop of Talk Soup. Joel McHale has this thing to zing it to Seacrest. He must be such a prick at E!
Most likely he is such a prick like in the cameo he did for Knocked up.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
LMAO!!!! LOVES it! haha.
Ryan Semencrust must die!
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Do you think he got beat up alot at school? Hmmmmm, i wonder! OINKY 4EYEZ!
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I'm tired of waiting for a prison pic of wigless Phil Spector.
Holy Fat Kid!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I had to actually firmly tell my husband that NO! He cannot get fucking Twinkies at the grocery store.
Aaarrghhh!! He is not a hottie now or anything, but that is a serious fugly phase he was going through...Almost everyone has one...I think its usually between the ages of 9-14.
LOL @ 'middle-aged fat lesbian'.
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I would find this really sad if Seacrest wasn't such a fucking douche. But since he is...
Bwahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!
He has a nose for truffles.
WOw. I would have never guessed that Gaycrest was the bracefaced, geeky fat kid.
Pissing My Pants!!!!!