Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
VIA ONTD
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the shit and fart post. pass. my 10 year old talks about farts enough.
I had gas yesterday, does that count?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Whoever had direar say 'I'!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Poo, The Big D, gas, it's all great convo topics!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:30pm.
LCT- That is why I told you to talk about it on Open Post because there was no poo talk! It needs some!
By the way, your avie creeps me out! It is so real looking!
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Because it IS real. Where do you think she stores her enormous ego? Her uterus fills up her whole body. It's all in the hair.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
LCT- That is why I told you to talk about it on Open Post because there was no poo talk! It needs some!
By the way, your avie creeps me out! It is so real looking!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
ah she pussied out and apologized bah
I hope Janice loses her shit and throws one of them into a river.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
BAHAHAHAHAHA im watching im a celeb get me out of here and heidi was singing and janice told her she sounds like a drowning cat hahahahahahaha
shes terrible! heidi that is
DG, I don't see the word 'poo' anywhere in that post.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
I already said this on Twitter but it bears repeating:
I was brushing my cats, and one of them with fluffy "pants" in the back I decided to sing to and the song I made up was this (think peppy beat)
"Gonna get a combing on your butt,
Gonna get a combing on your butt"
Repeat several times, add Caribbean tune and you have my cat pants combing song!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:58pm
*gives herself sign of the cross* Sorry you had to see that, Freebird. But there's nobody more hateful than Fred Phelps. Not even us callous, disgusting, hateful DListers. We're all jellis remember? WE ALL WANT TO BE ANGELINA!*rolls eyes*
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There's someone that has a "God Hates Signs" avie. Now I know that's from an anti-fred phelps rant. Too funny!
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:58pm
*gives herself sign of the cross* Sorry you had to see that, Freebird. But there's nobody more hateful than Fred Phelps. Not even us callous, disgusting, hateful DListers. We're all jellis remember? WE ALL WANT TO BE ANGELINA!*rolls eyes*
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"Yeah, but we are all HOT looking Monkey fighters and funny Monday to Friday people!" Devilgirl 6/8/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:56pm.
Oh, by the way, I do know how to spell expense, but my fingers did the walking and I was too lazy to correct the typo. Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Dun dun dun dun....dun dun dun dun....
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You were...what was I typing?
Oh yeah, you were stoned.
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:37pm
ZOMG YOU'RE SO CORRECT!!!
We're all so stoooooopid and ignorant. God forbid you had to stoop to our level and inform us of how hateful we all are. You sure told us. We are awful people. Fred Phelps sure did steer us wrong.
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Ew. I just googled Fred Phelps. *splashing holy water on self*
Oh, by the way, I do know how to spell expense, but my fingers did the walking and I was too lazy to correct the typo. Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters. Dun dun dun dun....dun dun dun dun....
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:37pm
ZOMG YOU'RE SO CORRECT!!!
We're all so stoooooopid and ignorant. God forbid you had to stoop to our level and inform us of how hateful we all are. You sure told us. We are awful people. Fred Phelps sure did steer us wrong.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:40pm
PLEASE, let me use that as an avi, DG. I'll make you brownies!
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Use away and I don't even require the brownies!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:45pm.
Oh I giggle, but I giggle at other people's expence! I have the best time when I smoke the herb!
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It is fun. I hope they legalize it soon.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:37pm.
Dlisted- where ignorance and hate spread like weeds
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Yeah, well, I got banned from jezebel.com the other day for suggesting other commenters were being too hard on another commenter who made a valid criticism of the site. Here I can comment without coming up with intelligent arguments to support it. And if I really wanted to, I could tell someone to fuck themselves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:50pm.
there used to be a speakit here who I thought was nice......I guess something happened? she used to have a little frog as her avie.
OK bitches, I"m outtie, be goody good.
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'night Snowy! Way to be like Kelly Ripa's belly button.
there used to be a speakit here who I thought was nice......I guess something happened? she used to have a little frog as her avie.
OK bitches, I"m outtie, be goody good.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:45pm.
Oh I giggle, but I giggle at other people's expence! I have the best time when I smoke the herb!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:37pm
ZOMG YOU'RE SO CORRECT!!!
We're all so stoooooopid and ignorant. God forbid you had to stoop to our level and inform us of how hateful we all are. You sure told us. We are awful people. Fred Phelps sure did steer us wrong.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:40pm
PLEASE, let me use that as an avi, DG. I'll make you brownies!
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:43pm.
Speaking of weed, I wish I had some! I am so much more hateful when I am stoned!
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Really? I'm a giggler and I start doing skits. It's fun. For me moreso than anyone else.
Edited to add: moreso is now a word. Like therefore. But better!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:44pm.
jinx freeeeee!
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JINX YOU OWE ME A TOKE!
jinx freeeeee!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Speaking of weed, I wish I had some! I am so much more hateful when I am stoned!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
mmmmm WWWWEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD~!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:37pm.
Dlisted- where ignorance and hate spread like weeds.
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We do love weed. Mmmmm. Weed.
Why are you trying to spread hate with your post?
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:37pm.
Dlisted- where ignorance and hate spread like weeds.
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Yeah, but we are all HOT looking Monkey fighters and funny Monday to Friday people!
Sorry you can't be part of the gang! Not everyone can be!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Dlisted- where ignorance and hate spread like weeds.
Sumpthin in the panty pudding aint clean.
Poor Ryan. He looks like the chubby chap James Haven sat next to in Math. Everyday Stewie would take out a bag of Dorito's and chomp his troubles away. James Haven often wonders what happened to the little boy with the cherub cheeks and greasy fingers. He can't be doing as bad as James Haven still living with his sister and her spineless boyfriend and six crazy kids.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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snowy - I was keeping it tame. LOL
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:15pm.
When they asked EH if she wanted to take tests for STD's, she thought they meant the SAT's and said "Thanks but I had that in high school"
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OMFG!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
*falls off chair*
*whacks head on desk*
*rolling on the floor, bleeding*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
this proves my theory that ugly children turn out good looking...and maybe a little gay
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:04pm.
Extra dried blood for spice!
ewwwwww LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
When they asked EH if she wanted to take tests for STD's, she thought they meant the SAT's and said "Thanks but I had that in high school"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Miss Jane - yeah, Jared does naughty things to my mind!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:54pm.
LOL I figured :) atleast it keeps things interesting. Your avie is drool-licious by the way...
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Can I have the all night eatery at my vagina please?
Extra dried blood for spice!
EH: just as long as we can't smell it!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Polish snausage and kraut!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
HO SWEATER...
Ha HAAAA!
Im so gonna take a pic of that sweater when i get home and post it as my avie so all you hoes can see that sh*t up close and personal!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Bangers and mash.
(tink about it)
stoney beat me to it
all night eatery of a vagina, OMG ROTFLMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I dunno, I think I am on TEAM STIFF JIZZ HAIR!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ EH
Tuna casserole for sure.
HO SWEATER FOR HSOTD!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 4:55pm.
OMG, all night eatery of a vagina! I think I just peed me pants.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............