Monday, June 8th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Seacrest's Childhood Photo
Ryan Gaycrest was on Conan last week and brought this precious picture of him as a child. Yes, Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian. Please tell Joel McHale has already tattooed this picture on his ass. I'm about to do just that, because this is too beautiful for words. Why do celebwhores look so much more interesting as kids. Now that is a dude I would share a box (or twenty) of Ring Dings with.
This picture also makes me want to break into my elementary school and burn every yearbook and piece of microfiche containing my picture. You should do the same.
VIA ONTD
Can't wait for The Soup this week
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:07am.
Thank you TITS for feeling embarassed for me, because I feel the same way about you too!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wow, this photo explains SO MUCH....
xo
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Pooooooooooooo!!
Its the other white meat.
I love poo
I love you
*flings poo and farts*
lct = mrs. poo. no? devilgirl = queen poo ? tough call.
easy call = sad.
poos up
farts down
Loose stools for feline fools.
fartalicious!!
That is shitastic!
*cleans litter box*
That was poorific and fartastico.
assing leads to pooing.
*wags tail*
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 12:40am.
here i am kissing the ass of tits, lct, devilgirl and all the great dlist sluts
*MUAH!*
goodnight and good luck
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and angel too!
*MUAH!*
nite!
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I am a poomanizer!
Nite, Hysteria!
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here i am kissing the ass of tits, lct, devilgirl and all the great dlist sluts
*MUAH!*
goodnight and good luck
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devilgirl or lct? poo pick.
I am Mrs. Poo C. Cat
*licks paw and lays in pillow*
Who are you? I am Poo Queen step off!!
POOLISHNESS!
UNPOOLEAVABLE!
Poo is like a fine wine. You have to swish it around the toilet bowl to get the aroma.
queen of poo, you are sad. you want to talk shit, runny shit, farts, you are sad.
tits, i will say that queen of poo, is either lct or devilgirl. either one has the mentality of a 2 year old.
TITS that comment made no sense. Is that you talking or maywest? Why make it so pooing confusing. What are you saying poo fartster?
Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:58pm.
clicked on your comment from the main page which took me here.
those types of comments are precisely why i don't read the open post comments, but am REALLY happy there is an outlet for this sort of thing.
i feel kinda embarrassed for them.
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My poo does not stink. Gosh darnit poo is a funny word. Fart Fart Poo Poo.
queen of poo, member for 1 hour 1 min. devil, pitiable.
tv, are you female? gay male? are straight men here?
"In my rear view mirror the sun is going down
Sinking behind bridges in the road
And I think of all the good things
That we have left undone
And I suffer premonitions
Confirm suspicions
Of the holocaust to come.
The wire that holds the cork
That keeps the anger in
Gives way
And suddenly it's day again.
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done.
Two suns in the sunset
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Could be the human race is run.
Like the moment when the brakes lock
And you slide towards the big truck
"Oh no!"
"[scream] Daddy, Daddy!"
You stretch the frozen moments with your fear.
And you'll never hear their voices
And you'll never see their faces
You have no recourse to the law anymore.
And as the windshield melts
My tears evaporate
Leaving only charcoal to defend.
Finally, I understand the feelings of the few.
Ashes and diamonds
Foe and friend
We were all equal in the end."
just drinkin' and spinnin' a cd... that's all
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Great! What is your favorite Poo?
I prefer lots of farts when I poo.
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 10:57pm.
I voted for you!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I am Queen of Poo. There's only one and that would be me.
Fart poo (always so funny)
HAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *choking HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! This pic is fucking AWESUUUUM!!! This better be on the green screen at every friggin event Gaycrest hosts from now on!! Hell they should just make a billboard out of it and lay it down as the new red carpet=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
LMFAO @ "Gaycrest used to be a middle-aged fat lesbian"
HAHAHAHA Only Michael!!! Only fucking Michael!!
Oh yeah?
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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no lct. no sugar. no bully back up. sorry devilgirl. a peaceful open post for the night. goodnight.
Holy crap! He musta gotten his lardass beat a few times! Poor little porker!
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Britney's Twitpic of the day! I really can't think of a better name for it:
http://twitpic.com/6xra6
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devilgirl, you are not mistaken, you and lct were in the open post. i was in the open post. comments are comments. not a conspiracy. you are queen of the shit thread. good for you.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:09pm.
Aww thanks Farrah! I owe the softness to shea butter and lanolin!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:06pm.
devilgirl, anyone who doesn't kiss your ass here is a "shit stirrer", but i will leave you to you fart thread.
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I have never wanted anyone to kiss my ass here May. Everytime I have posted, you have made some nasty little snide comment to me or about me.
If I am not mistaken, LCT and I were in the OP thread talking amongt ourselves when you made the little jab at us that you did. CDon't think that it is lost on me why you always feel the need to attack me, but after ignoring you for the length of time that I did, you had to know one day I wasn't going to take your brand of b.s any longer.
Avoid me and I shall avoid you. Simple as that. When I see you in ANY thread, I will gladly ignore you and hope you do the same.
Let's practice now, shall we!
(((hugs))
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:06pm.
devilgirl, anyone who doesn't kiss your ass here is a "shit stirrer", but i will leave you to you fart thread.
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i have tried, but my lips just can't quit the softness of Devilgirl's ass cheeks.
You can't fight the sexi.
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devilgirl, anyone who doesn't kiss your ass here is a "shit stirrer", but i will leave you to you fart thread.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:57pm.
and yet i did. please continue to have the conversation of two 10 year olds.
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Well you seem to like to stir up so much shit when you arrive, it stands to reason you would want to participate in a conversation about it.
Why don't you stir the pot up elsewhere since you don't like this topic, leave the open post and take your ultra mature self to another thread or perhaps another site all together.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
and yet i did. please continue to have the conversation of two 10 year olds.
childhood always is beautiful
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Submitted by MayWest69 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:42pm.
the shit and fart post. pass. my 10 year old talks about farts enough.
Oh, I know you are so above it all, with your advanced level of maturity and all/ Your avie and name just oozes maturity and high brow upbringing!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
No one asked you to join in MayWorst!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:39pm.
I had gas yesterday, does that count?
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Hahahahaha... gas is underlined. I want to click on it. I'm glad direar wasn't.
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