Goldie Hawn Wants Her Daughter To Stop Being Such A Slut!
You really wouldn't guess that Kate Hudson passes her vagina around like pork dumplings at dim sum, but bitch is a mega slut. If I was her mother, this would bring tears of joys to my eyes, because she would be following in my footsteps. However, Kate's mother is crying tears of SHAME! The Daily Mail says that Private Benjamin has begged Kate to give A-Roid's peen the pink slip. Goldie thinks it's time that Kate curb her pussay, put a lock on it and let it breathe a bit.
A source said, "Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it’s always the same pattern – she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again."
Kate's vagina is howling too loud for her to hear her mother's pleas, because she's taking her relationship with A-Roid to the next level. Kate has apparently already introduced A-Roid to her son.
While I agree with Goldie that Kate needs blow a goodbye kiss to A-Rod's roid rod, I disagree that she needs to stop her whore ways. If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community. Kate just needs to learn that just because her chocha is smiling, doesn't mean it's true love. Bitch probably falls in love at first dick tip. She needs to work on that shit.