Already Living Like A Married Couple!
In today's holy Brangie news, they are getting married and also sleeping in separate bedrooms! The two go hand in hand. Let's start with the latter.... And we're off!
The Daily Mail says that St. Angie and Willy Pitt have been not only sleeping in different beds (early I Love Lucy-style), but in different houses! The holy family has been living at the Seacroft Estate on Long Island, NY while St. Angie films that movie about paprika or whatever. The property has an enormous main house and 8 surrounding houses. While Brad prefers to stay in the main house with their child army, St. Angie prefers to sleep in the beach house. A source said, "They would often sleep as far away from each other as possible, not even in separate bedrooms but in separate houses. Angelina spent most of her time in one of the annexes while Brad lived in the main house with its ten bedrooms."
The source went on to say that Brad is hardly with his family which doesn't help his toilet floater of a relationship with Angie, "Angie has been working really long hours on her movie and Brad hasn’t been there (on Long Island) all that much. It’s put a huge strain on them."
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation as to why they are sleeping in separate houses. I'm guessing that Jesus likes to visit late at night on the down low and gossip with Angie about the other saints. They make cookies, braid each other's hair and giggle. It keeps Brad awake. And when Angie is ready to go to bed, it's hard to fall asleep with Brad's no-nut area whimpering at all hours of the night. Or maybe their egos together is too much for one house to handle.
On the other side of the coin, The Daily Mirror says their relationship is all kittens and rainbows, because they are getting married this summer in New Orleans! Well, maybe it's not all cupcakes, because Angie only wants to make it legal to end the break-up rumors. A close friend said, “Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angie. An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married to put an end to the stories. Brad’s face lit up – he was thrilled.”
Well, they can't stand to sleep in the same HOUSE together, so marriage seems like the logical next step! They're already living like they've been married for years.
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She would have been playing Lara Croft or some friggin psycho freak for the rest of her days instead of making a movie with Eastwood if she didn't jump the Pittster.
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Pimpcessa on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:34pm
Of course but then what would have become of JJ, TeriAnn and the rest???
Skeletina is a SAINT! She saved all of US with her bagina!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:33pm.
Waffles?? OMG! I totally want Fraunch Toast now.
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Don't you know you can't help who fall in peen with? Don't you know The Brad fell in vagina with her?
I mean, sure Skeletina could have easily stayed away and been the Saint she is today,
She would ave been forgotten by today if she hadn't started the "TRIANGLE". She made the best move of her carreer by hooking up with Pitt and causing that shitstorm of a scandal. And I'm quite sure she knows it!
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Waffles?? OMG! I totally want Fraunch Toast now.
AJ is a whore. She persued a MARRIED man. Of you track her pregnancy with Shiloh, the Brad and Jennifer weren't even divorced yet, and maybe still even living together.
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You just know Maddox is gonna shank her and blame it on the ninjas.
Nawww, they will always blame the one and only....Jennifer Aniston. You know she has no right to live....dontcha?
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Considering Jolie's track record with relationships this is no big shock. Too bad she had to get all those kids involved in her nonsense.
DebFrmHell on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:23pm
LENNY!
Don't you know you can't help who fall in peen with? Don't you know The Brad fell in vagina with her?
I mean, sure Skeletina could have easily stayed away and been the Saint she is today, but The Brad is sooooo evil, he needed to make her like him.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Guess TerriAnn couldn't take the heat so she got the hell out the kitchen!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:19pm.
Just an FYI for the loon(s): if you google "most beautiful woman in the world", Aishwarya Rai comes up:)
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You just know Maddox is gonna shank her and blame it on the ninjas.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:04pm.
No she only removed them for Brad. Damn that was a hot scene. They have chemistry!
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I think there might be something to cross reference in the Ten Commandments or some tab like that...
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:18pm.
Being married has been the best part of my life. Not only am I married to some one who accepts me for my past, present and future, can deal with my bitch, I can be a complete whore and not have to worry.
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M.E., thank you SO MUCH for giving me hope about my future!!! XD
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Just an FYI for the loon(s): if you google "most beautiful woman in the world", Aishwarya Rai comes up:)
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Stoney - EXACTLY!
Being married has been the best part of my life. Not only am I married to some one who accepts me for my past, present and future, can deal with my bitch, I can be a complete whore and not have to worry.
Wait. Did I just compliment myself or degrage myself.
Pfft. Whatever.
freebird - are you trying to make me puke? LMAO!
Big deal. My sister and her boyfriend sleep in different rooms. He sleeps with the dog, she sleeps with the cat.
And Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter live in different houses connected by a tunnel, so if you're talking about wacko celebrities, there's already a precedent.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:09pm.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/angelina-jolie-seduced-brad-pitt-set
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That's totally not surprising. Typical whore move.
More importantly, WHY was Brandy's marriage fake? What was she trying to hide?
@ Stoney - The comments on that article are freaking hilarious. LOOOONIES. However one person did post the receipe for How To Make A Skank Pie. LOL.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:10pm.
Why do the tabloids, etc make marriage sound like a death sentance? Like your life is over when you get married? You become A sexual and have zero sex drive? The only interesting sex is with someone other than your spouse?
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:09pm.
That is so disgusting. If that's how I "fell in love", that's not the kind of story that I would want to tell my kids.
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!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
I don't know M.E., but it pisses me the FUCK off. Like men any needed any help justifying their unwillingness to commit.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:08pm.
*googles Salty Peter*
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Ooops, I guess it's Saltpeter. Salty Peter is something you get after a successful boner. *cringe* Maybe crusty, too. *grossed self out* Ew. I can't help it.
Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:09pm
SACRILEGE!
Don't you know USWeekly is an ebil TABLOID!!!
There, I saved you the trouble TeriAnn, still waiting for a FACT or two...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Why do the tabloids, etc make marriage sound like a death sentance? Like your life is over when you get married? You become A sexual and have zero sex drive? The only interesting sex is with someone other than your spouse?
*getting angry*
I had a TeriAnn once, but the doctor gave me some suppositories for it....I'm better now....
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*googles Salty Peter*
these two need to break up already. they're so bad for each other. brad lost his hotness and Angie gained 5 inches on her forehead.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:02pm.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:04pm
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I think I read that in here! Some of the crew apparently were shocked by her boldness. *googles story*
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I think it was NOT with Brad...it was on a whole nother movie set. *googles also*
TeriAnn
Way to change the subject, haha. That's another loontrait, when you don't know the answer or can show proof (after having implied you have the answer and can show proof), just change the subject. Or pray to hell "Cliniqua" or "Passing Gas" are available to come to your rescue. Tsk tsk.
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TeriAnn on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:00pm.
Bitch pleaz where the hell is your proof at?
- And Bingo was his namo! There it is, cunt please, you can't prove shit!
Your sources are the same as everyone else's.
But my proof is my eyes, what i don't see and i ain't seeing much with these two.
Hell, The Brad only gave his last name to the foreign kids, HE IS NOT THEIR FATHER LEGALLY!
HA!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:03pm.
Stoney - WOW! I find that totally disgusting.
How do they do sex scenes anyway. I mean, you're sitting there pretending to have sex with someone, making out and shit. Doesn't the little brain get excited? How do actors keep their boners at bay?
I am totally serious.
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It's called 'Salty Peter.' I know male strippers use it, too. I don't know if its taken orally or applied liberally to the peter...oh, damn I think I just got a ladyboner from that last sentence. But srsly, Salty Peter.
Actors are whores. I doubt they care about controlling their boners.
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I think I read that in here! Some of the crew apparently were shocked by her boldness. *googles story*
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No she only removed them for Brad. Damn that was a hot scene. They have chemistry!
Stoney - WOW! I find that totally disgusting.
How do they do sex scenes anyway. I mean, you're sitting there pretending to have sex with someone, making out and shit. Doesn't the little brain get excited? How do actors keep their boners at bay?
I am totally serious.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:58am.
Are you ever not funny? You crack me up every fucking day, FB.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:54am.
Well at least we wear underwear. Unlike Saintalina who removes her privacy garments during love scenes with married men.
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STONEY, IS THAT TRUE??? I know Angie seduced Brad on M&M Smith, but I didn't know to what lengths she went. TELL US MORE!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:58am.
WWAW? (What would Angie wear)
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Bitch pleaz where the hell is your proof at? We know tabloid speculation from a source known as chinnifer or huvain. You people are so funny. I bet most of you believe IUC too.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:54am.
Well at least we wear underwear. Unlike Saintalina who removes her privacy garments during love scenes with married men.
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HUH?? Wha??? Are we talking Mr. and Mrs. Smith times?
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:51am.
Aww pull up those big girl panties and fight your own battles. Kinda like I'm shocked and the world is shocked. bwahaha
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I'm wearing a thong. Are those big girl panties, or do you mean 'large ass panties?' I'm confused. WWAW? (What would Angie wear)