Already Living Like A Married Couple!
In today's holy Brangie news, they are getting married and also sleeping in separate bedrooms! The two go hand in hand. Let's start with the latter.... And we're off!
The Daily Mail says that St. Angie and Willy Pitt have been not only sleeping in different beds (early I Love Lucy-style), but in different houses! The holy family has been living at the Seacroft Estate on Long Island, NY while St. Angie films that movie about paprika or whatever. The property has an enormous main house and 8 surrounding houses. While Brad prefers to stay in the main house with their child army, St. Angie prefers to sleep in the beach house. A source said, "They would often sleep as far away from each other as possible, not even in separate bedrooms but in separate houses. Angelina spent most of her time in one of the annexes while Brad lived in the main house with its ten bedrooms."
The source went on to say that Brad is hardly with his family which doesn't help his toilet floater of a relationship with Angie, "Angie has been working really long hours on her movie and Brad hasn’t been there (on Long Island) all that much. It’s put a huge strain on them."
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation as to why they are sleeping in separate houses. I'm guessing that Jesus likes to visit late at night on the down low and gossip with Angie about the other saints. They make cookies, braid each other's hair and giggle. It keeps Brad awake. And when Angie is ready to go to bed, it's hard to fall asleep with Brad's no-nut area whimpering at all hours of the night. Or maybe their egos together is too much for one house to handle.
On the other side of the coin, The Daily Mirror says their relationship is all kittens and rainbows, because they are getting married this summer in New Orleans! Well, maybe it's not all cupcakes, because Angie only wants to make it legal to end the break-up rumors. A close friend said, “Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angie. An aide sent them all the Press clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married to put an end to the stories. Brad’s face lit up – he was thrilled.”
Well, they can't stand to sleep in the same HOUSE together, so marriage seems like the logical next step! They're already living like they've been married for years.
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They're happier than ever!
Just because you want them to break up and be unhappy doesn't mean they will, and they aren't going anywhere! They love each other and have the best sex ever! The body language says it all!
Okay, I can't even keep a straight face anymore.
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Apparently most human beings possess a penchant for useless butterfaces.
My god, another picture of Pitt squinting at Jolie. Like he's trying to decipher whether she's real or a recent inhabitant of a wax museum. I hope it gets it figured out.
I will say that I have never seen someone as cunning as AJ. She went from C list to A list overnite simply from getting Pitt to divorce and have children with her. She really does push her career along through it all. So I do wonder if she is where she can go a lone fairly soon. By the way what is NE that debfromhell referenced?
Her lipstick suck...
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Damn, not a good picture. Work that fivehead, Angie. Work it girl.
Her red lips look pretty hot at least.
@Missy - the capitalization of every word shows their true dedication!
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"Love Angelina For the Beautiful Lady she has Become.Blessings to This Precious and Beautiful Lady.May God Always Hold You in The Palm of His Hands.Thanks Jared, For This Thread.Have a Beautiful Day Jolie-Pitt Fans."
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From the US Magazine comments (old Angie Ho quotes)...PAGING MEGHAN FOX, PAGING MEGHAN FOX, we have new interview material for you.....
[I forgot this bitch was such a fucking attention whore. Yeah, and all this 'saving the world' bullshit is totally authentic. Not a media ploy. Riiiight.]
"Honestly, I like everything, boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny." - Angelina Jolie
"I am so in love with my brother right now!" - Angelina Jolie
"I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free." - Angelina Jolie
"I love doing lesbian love scenes. Before I did my lesbian scenes in Gia, I talked to actresses who said love scenes are easier with another woman than a man. Bound's Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly said they'd lie there and discuss the sale at Barney's between takes." - Angelina Jolie
"I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me." - Angelina Jolie
"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world." - Angelina Jolie
"I never like being touched, ever. People used to say I held my breath when they were hugging me. I still do." - Angelina Jolie
"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet." - Angelina Jolie
"If I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up." - Angelina Jolie
"When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble." - Angelina Jolie
"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire." - Angelina Jolie
"Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else." - Angelina
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:06pm.
SmOOches TITS! James Haven can tell you from experience that using a non greasy suntan lotion is the way to go but be sure to use a high SPF! With skin as lovely as yours, you must take proper care in the sun!
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SmOOches snowy!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:49pm.
Did anybody see this article from Harper's Bazaar?
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oh ick.
I couldn't get past the headlines!
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Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:37pm.
What a treat! A post from James and a nice juicy long one at that.
I love your posts.
James, I'm a fair skinned red head - lately i've been finding my sunscreens are antagonizing my skin, making it break out even! Any tips as we slide into summer?
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Brad & Kate Hudson should do a movie......
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 2:42pm.
SmOOches NoW! James Haven has the day off and decided to visit his favorite crazy daisies!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Did anybody see this article from Harper's Bazaar?
http://jezebel.com/5283374/prominent-feminist-explains-why-angelina-joli...
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lubs u James Haven! It's so good to see you!
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LMAO at the goings on
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I can see it all. I feel like I am really there at that house....thank you, thank you for the insider's view, James Haven! Oh, and...
SmOOches! (-:
Horsefeathers! James Haven would know if Brad was out of the house because then James Haven would get to sit at the big table instead of eating dinner at that tiny plastic table with all those crazy kids! James Haven would also get the big bedroom on the left that Brad usually sleeps in.
Angie doesn't like to tell James Haven too much because she fears that James Haven will say: "Told you so" and make a monkey face. But James Haven would never do that! Monkey faces cause wrinkles.
Lupita the nanny/maid told James Haven that she noticed "Mr. Brad walking around talking to himself". That's nothing new. Brad always talks to himself. Why he even interviews himself! One time James Haven walked in on Brad when he was in the bathroom and there he was perched on the bowl pretending to give an a interview to Barbara Walters. The mop was wearing a red Dolce and Gabanna off the shoulder gown and was holding a glass of wine! How Brad managed to do that still amazes James Haven.
But there has been some tension because Angie feels that Brad has been spending too much time with George Clooney. Last week George Clooney and Colin Farrell called on Brad for a guys night out. James Haven asked if he could tag along but George snickered: "its a GUYS night out" and slammed the door in James Haven's face!
George and Colin are notorious and it's only because neither one like to shower but for being manwhores!
Angie was not pleased that Brad would be going out with those two "alley cats" as Angie calls them.
Then there was the time that Mama Pitt blew into town. She told Angie she needed to eat alittle more and Brad chuckled. It took James Haven and Lupita 10 minutes to peel Angie off of Mama Pitt. Angie had Mama Pitt in a headlock and wouldn't let go! Brad was mad for weeks at Angie for taking his mama down like that. James Haven was mad too. M.P. was supposed to stay for the weekend but ended up staying one month because she was in a neckbrace and needed extra care. So James Haven had to play nurse to that old barnacle.
Then there is the tension form Brad calling Jen in the late night. Begging for her to take him back so he can get away from those "psychotic kids, off centered brother, and maniacal bitch". Angie has bugged every phone in the house and has Brad's cell phone calls traced! This house has become "CSI Angelina"! There is no place to hide cameras are everywhere, Mad frisks everyone that comes into the house and every now and then he hits James Haven with a stun gun!
James Haven begged Daddy Voight to let him come stay with him but he said "No way Bozo you're on own". Luckily, James Haven's dear friend Eminem told James Haven to stay at his crib for as long as he likes". If you think Pittsville is crazy try living with Eminem! The other day James Haven found a whip in the shower and you don't want to know what he found in the frige!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:40pm.
You forgot the most important proof of the breakup - the complete lack of hand-on-ass shots at Cannes.
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teriann - I see you are over at JJ ragging on dlisted.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:29am.
If you think a malnourished homewrecking tatted-up fame-whoring freakshow with a fivehead, bulging forehead vein, square midsection and a wrinkled old cheating gray-bearded bastard for a partner is the most beautiful woman in the world, there is really something wrong your brain.
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Yes! Beautiful (waxy, veiny) face, sure, whatever. I'll leave that up to individual interpretation. But I totally don't get why people think her square body with the stick limbs is so hot.
And when they break up Brad Pitt is really going to be upset with coming to terms that he aged like 15 years in their time together.
A close friend told the tale??? I didn't know they had any close friends!
Haha, over at JJ the loons are all creaming their mom jeans over this cover and story. All of the straight women over there agreeing that they would have AJ as their lover anyday. SHOCKING!! Haha
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**adjusts my WWAJD bracelet with matching watch**
Must get ready for work.
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Haha, the best part is when you scroll down to read the comments. You will find only a couple of people agreeing with Wolfe. 99% of them were insulted by her thoughts that other women look up to AJ. Really, scroll down and check it out. I knew that alot of women I know don't care for AJ but I didn't know it was that many!! Many were highly insulted.
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Angie looked way better before all that botox.
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Haha, thanks for the links! Isn't it crazy that Paltrow looks almost the same, and Pitt looks like 30 yrs. older now!?!
Madam S.
He did!!! He totally did. I forgot about that.
BWAHAHA:
http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bradpittandgwyne...
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/05/01-07/brad-pitt-gwyne...
http://www.watcherswatch.com/pics/bradpitt_gwynethpaltrow.gif
@Stoney
...feminist author Naomi Wolf examines Jolie's appeal, concluding that "women both identify with her and desire her."
It's "more than simply a physical response," Wolf says.
For the first time in modern culture, Jolie "brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation," Wolf declares.
*throws up*
You have got to be kidding me with this shit. She claims "All Women", really feminazi cuntpig?
Thanks for regressing Feminism back like 30 years.
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Never mind that they had to speed up shooting and get the hell out of there due to excessive force by their bodyguards.
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Brad Pitt used to have the Kate Gosselin hairdo! Look up pictures from when he was with Fishsticks Paltrow. He looked happier with it, too.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:01pm.
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Doesn't he look like he knows it's funny? ;p
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YES! LMFAO! Like he's all "it's me, bitches... sportin THE KATE..."
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/feminist-why-all-women-desire-angelina-jo...
Ok, how much money does it take to literally BUY a magazine? Probably just a drop in the bucket for Saint Angie. I mean, she already bought W.
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TerriAnn, nobody wants to see any child harmed emotionally. But if you loons pulled your heads outa your asses long enough you would see that the only people harming them are their over zealous parents wanting to microwave a family. To prove what?? What they have done is, at best, selfish. That is not to say that they didn't help these kids in their adoption. But if they did these adoptions out of purely wanting to help children they would do something along the lines of Oprah or the hundreds of other wealthy people who sponsor schools and better living conditions for ALL KIDS in these 3rd world countries. Not just the 3 that they picked up like new shoes or purses. What about the other kids? And when they were filming that Mighty Fart movie, they didn't do anything for those kids over there. You didn't hear from the JP's about how the country was in need of help and God knows they did too. Maybe it's because there was such a ruckus over there with the JP's bodyquards man-handling and shouting obscenities at the parents and kids at Maddoxs school.
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Submitted by Creepella on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:01pm.
Big deal. I sleep in another room. My husband snores like a dying moose
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Katie, how many times has Tom told you not to post on Dlisted!
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TeriAnn- Fuck that. Better a broken home than a miserable one sometimes.
Big deal. I sleep in another room. My husband snores like a dying moose.
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That picture... is making me laugh so fucking hard. I mean we all love the Gosselin Fro but to see David C. wearing it is killing me!
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Doesn't he look like he knows it's funny? ;p
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Submitted by angel_i
That picture... is making me laugh so fucking hard. I mean we all love the Gosselin Fro but to see David C. wearing it is killing me!
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:51pm.
First off if they split they split, no lost sleep here. For their childrens sake I hope they stay together at all possbile though. No child likes to be from a broken home and I wouldn't enjoy seeing children torn apart. These children are the innocent ones so quit being so damn mean.
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I know what you mean since I am the child of a fractured family too. I mean really, I can't think of the comforting times I had when having to be around two adults who could barely be civil to each other. And when arguements would invariably erupt, a sense of calm just pervaded the whole house...
(sigh)
I miss the good old days.
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Hell, I am from a broken home and I feel just fine about things. What is worse for children, to see the horrible relationship between their parents every day? Or is it better to see their parents happy with other people? What makes a better parent? A happy one or two miserable ones? It is more damaging for children to see fights and distance than it is to be from a split household.
Perhaps if they split for good, those children would have a fighting chance of having a stable home, where on parent has to put down roots and put those kids in a SCHOOL and have a normal, non-nomadic life.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I love the look he is handing her.............I am as tired of reading and hearing about these two as I am about Jon an Kate! Let it fucking go!
Submitted by TeriAnn on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:51pm.
First off if they split they split, no lost sleep here. For their childrens sake I hope they stay together at all possbile though. No child likes to be from a broken home and I wouldn't enjoy seeing children torn apart. These children are the innocent ones so quit being so damn mean.
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Ok, so just lemme say that these children all came from different homes, already. Even the ones that are related.
And also, yes: children much prefer the cozy warmth of hostility, frustration and disappointment to seeing there parents live separately. It makes perfect sense.
Also, I just realized: I don't even think they're breaking up, anyway. They say this EVERY WEEK! And then I say that.
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And TeriAnn plays the kid card.
Yes, the children, the POOR CHILDREN!
*tries to fake cry & worry like Teri*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey, where did the loon go? I never even had the (cough) or discussing at great lengths why I think that Brand-gie is a steaming pile of CACA.
Dayumitall.
Should edit for spanking (typo but I like it and it stays) too soon.
Hi, TA! I am DFH!
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First off if they split they split, no lost sleep here. For their childrens sake I hope they stay together at all possbile though. No child likes to be from a broken home and I wouldn't enjoy seeing children torn apart. These children are the innocent ones so quit being so damn mean.
What's all this hubub? And WTF is up with Angie Jo's hairs? Bitch is going BALD!
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Of course but then what would have become of JJ, TeriAnn and the rest???
It's funny you mention that because now all her fans are so "rabid" that if and when they break up. They will despise Pitt. They will take her side all the way and throw his ass in the chipper. Not that it matters, they are pretty useless and certainly powerless. Just look how much energy they spend on their hatred for JA. And she doesn't seem to be financially affected by it.
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For TeriAnn,
Sorry if it seems like a bible...
I think we have been seeing since last October the results of their separation agreement and the visitation rights that have been established for Brad Pitt. I have believed this since shortly after the birth of the Clomid twins. This falls in line with what has been reported by NE only now.
Certainly, the photo ops have changed. We saw them only at the awards functions together and that ludicrous trip to a grocery store. Other than that it has only been one of them with two of the kids at a time. His trips to Dunkin Donuts, Niagra Falls or the Star Trek movie day are always with the boys/his parents screams "Weekend Dad" to me. She takes them to art stores or shopping and it is with the girls. No one during these ops looks particularly happy to be there though they no doubt alerted the media where they would be at the time and the children seem to be in distress. Last fall, they were spotted as a family twice, The little Mermaids photo op and the Japan Airport for the TCCBB premier. I don't think they would have done the Japan thing if the media hadn't been questioning the health of the twins since no one had seen them in so long.
Cannes? They were barely alone in the 20 hours or so that they were together after being apart for months while she has been filming Salt. They spent the day around others to lessen the time they would have to spend with each other. Frankly, I just don't think they even like each other that much anymore and I must have missed all the shared "passion" others saw in photos from there. She wouldn't have gone at all if the financiers/QT hadn't insisted that she be there as not to distract from the IB premiere because of all the gossip floating around of a "pending" split, IMO. They jetted off relatively early the next day to parts unknown whether separately or together. We will never know. They traveled out by private jet and those ferry companys have strict NDAs to insure the privacy of the stars they cater to. Totally under the radar when they want to be and they had already filled their commitment for appearance purposes.
They have been done for a long time.
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