Sunday, June 7th 2009
Bret Michaels Almost Decapitated At The Tonys
Poison performed with the show Rock of Ages on the Tony Awards tonight and the theater gods were not amused with the idea of the keeper of the whores on Broadway. They gave Bret Michaels a warning by practically decapitating him and knocking him on his ass! HAHAHAHA! Who ever said the Tonys didn't bring laughs?! I wonder if his "fine European extensions" survived? And I also wonder how long it took them to mop up all the douche water that splashed out of his ears? What a beautiful moment. Totally rock and fucking roll.
And here's some pictures of Poison with Constantine before Bret almost got beheaded. I guess C.C. Deville couldn't make it. It was nice of Phyllis Diller to fill in for him.
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That's what he gets for being an attention whore; notice how everyone else ran off the stage...
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This is what happens when an aged rock star doesn't know when to leave the stage, literally and figuratively. Bret and Poison should have went the way of the rest of the eighties hair bands, along with their power ballads, twenty years ago. They helped to almost destroy metal back then, so, pay back's a b!tch! Where's an unstable tower of Marshall stacks when you need 'em?!
It's official then, i don't like any Poison songs.
guess i always have mixed up Brett Michaels and Vince Neil.
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My son woke up this morning asking to see that video again. LOL
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I met Bret twice at celebrity softball games back in the late 80s and he is one of the nicest people on earth. Each time he stayed until everyone who wanted an autograph got one. He was really sweet to everyone, and I became a fan for life because of it.
Poison at the Tonys? that in itself is so random I am not surprised this happened...looks like he crashed the show...why in the world would he be there? Was it that they could not afford a more fitting musical act?
Damn that gotta hurt to be hit by a backdrop right in the adam's apple and thrown to the floor like theater roadkill for Stockard Channing to step on.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 11:07am.
M.E.: look at this one:
Submitted by sonne on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:04am.
Here is a better clip where you can actually see the douche go down!! Muahahahahahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQ5imhw_3U
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Way better! THANK YOU!
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We'll get you next time, my pretty. And your little extensions, too!
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I love me some Bret Michaels but that is hilarious!
M.E.: look at this one:
Submitted by sonne on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:04am.
Here is a better clip where you can actually see the douche go down!! Muahahahahahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQ5imhw_3U
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I must be blind. I didn't see him almost fall or lose his head.
Damn. I loved Poison back in the day.
Sweet Memories.
OUCH!
Vive la revolucion!
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haha...loving it!!!! Too bad it's only a second
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I can't stop looking either, CeeCee looks like Phil Spector. I play it and then I pause just when the hat gets it. lol
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
I cannot stop laughing at the tag: Bitch goes down. HAHAHAHHAHHAA. amazing.
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I can't stop watching this... And I can't stop laughing.
Sooooo, did his extensions survive?
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That. Was. Awesome! Although, I wish the headline would say, "Bret Michaels Decapitated".
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Submitted by peaches on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:41pm.
So did he bring Taya?
LMAO and was she wearing her Penthouse tank top?
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:06am.
Hahahaha! I didn't finish cleaning the alley, so a Spice Girls CD might be under the old rotting Depends and mysterious yellow liquid filled bottles.
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OMG that other clip, LMAO I could watch it all day!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 8:51am.
I remember the time time when Poison was the SHIT back in the 1980s. Then I remember the day I cleaning trash out of my alley and found their first CD under a pile of decomposing leaves and beer cans.
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Bwhahaha...Been there, done that. Classic. Last time that happened to me it was a Spice Girl's CD.
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Holy Fuck, I had this shit on while I was cleaning last night and walked over to the TV for a sec and couldn't believe the awful lip synching job he was doing. I can't fucking believe I didn't keep watching and see this shit live.
I can't stop laughing!
The only thing that could have made this better is if he managed to pull his head through before the wall came down, but his hat and hair was left stuck under the wall.
I would have loved to see him run around the front of the wall all bald and try to rescue his head ornaments from under the wall screaming "THEY ARE THE FINEST EUROPEAN EXTENSIONS! HELP ME!!!!"
Sorry Bret, you are NOT our rock of love and we don't want to stay and rock your world baldy!
I guess I won't bother giving credit to Dlisted the next time I post something from this site.
I feel like I should say rebanndel posted the great youtube link. Sorry I forgot to add your name to the quote. :(
OT...karma. For all the nasty things he's done, he finally got a little bit back. Gonna go watch them lipsyncing (I was too busy waiting for the decapitation, lol).
I remember the time time when Poison was the SHIT back in the 1980s. Then I remember the day I cleaning trash out of my alley and found their first CD under a pile of decomposing leaves and beer cans.
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Submitted by Monalicious on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:21pm.
I still remember the first time I ever saw Poison. It was in a record store in the Mall
, summer 1986. I was with my buddy (who 9 years later I married) and he saw the cover of their album first. He said,"She's fine, she's fine, hey, wait a minute........... it's men???"
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And you married him?
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Submitted by Monalicious on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:21pm.
I still remember the first time I ever saw Poison. It was in a record store in the Mall, summer 1986. I was with my buddy (who 9 years later I married) and he saw the cover of their album first. He said,"She's fine, she's fine, hey, wait a minute........... it's men???"
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And you married him?
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I laugh HARD everything I watch the clip.
Funny,funny shit.
I know the women on Rock of Love are skanky losers, but the way he treat them is appalling. Just desserts.
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How embarrassing to be stuck in the 80's and think it still somehow makes you look cool. I mean, fuck, even Molly Ringwald moved on. Perfect ending to perfectly shitty careers.
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WOW....they're worse at lip synching than Brit and Asshole Simpson.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Look at those pathetic old farts. Who the hell is that grandpa in the Rod-Stewart-ca.-80's-'Baby Jane'-wig? And that crypt keeper with the bad dye job? Don't they have enough money left that they can afford a good hair stylist, who mixes a brown hair color, which looks remotely natural?
In the 80's it was hot chicks and a bong lay waiting for them backstage and now it is a hot tub and bengay.
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There is nothing worse than four old, washed up has-beens who still think flipping the bird is cool, standing with a future member of their douche club.
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To think they lipsyned in front of Broadway performers... apparently they suck so bad, they couldn't even risk singing live. There's nothing worse than watching aged rockers still trying to reclaim their long lost youth. Pathetic.
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And here I am thinking I hate Mondays, that was the best start to my week ever!
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Submitted by Monalicious on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:21pm.
I still remember the first time I ever saw Poison. It was in a record store in the Mall, summer 1986. I was with my buddy (who 9 years later I married) and he saw the cover of their album first. He said,"She's fine, she's fine, hey, wait a minute........... it's men???"
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LMAO!!
They suck
But he's not saying "Pruuuuuuuune" in any of those pics!
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Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:30am.
And to think they were having the time of their lives, lip-syncing like they've never lip-synced before. Bummer.
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*sigh* So sad.
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They were never particularly good looking guys, so they have aged fairly poorly...Bret so should have been scalped...Who knows, he probably already looks that way under all the fake hair & stupid bandanas & hats...
He must have the sweatiest, smelliest head ever, its been so smothered nothing will ever grow there now.
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Stockard Channing should've won the Tony just for not breaking out in paroxysms of laughter.
And wtf was Phil Spector doing with the band?
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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:03am.
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My thoughts exactly.
Ugh, this douche was born in the same damn county I now live in.