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Back when Brit Brit's crazy was out in the open (those were the days), she shot a video for Gimme More that was financed with a couple of WIC coupons. It was the video where Brit looked like a professional twat shaker who accepts Camel cash and bags of Hot Fries as tips. Well, the News of the World claims these are "NEVER BEFORE SEEN" pictures of Brit from that video with her uncensored Cheetoronis out. It's Cheeto vu for me, because I feel like I've seen this before. Or maybe I'm just confusing Brit Brit's chichi knobs with the roasted corn salad I had last week. Herm.
It was a smart move for Brit to cover up her nipples with those classy fake rose tattoos. It just makes the whole look much more elegant and sophisticated. Ka-dooz to Brit for that!
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Those tittays are terrible! They resemble the warped shape of a water balloon immediately after it has been launched and just before it splats onto the ground. Most unattractive!
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I'm too sexay for my fur, too sexay for my fur, so sexay it hurts...
At the risk of sounding like a broken record...
Would Ameruca puhleese put their clothes back on.
@ Submitted by Pennyroyal on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:31pm.
She must be high to show those ugly tittays off. If her nips get any lower they will disappear under her boob fold. Her fake boobs look terrible and have a very weird shape. You'd think she could afford a semi decent pair. She is one NASY HO!
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WOW you're dumb, you realize that if someone gets implants, they automatically perk up!
Meaning that these low "boobs" are a result of two kids and breast-feeding.
Do your boobie research, bitch!
OMG look at her eyes in pic 6 of 17 ...she looks lost? I don't know, it's creepy, whatever it is...
Looking back that entire time in her life is so...
Just no words to describe! Seriously.
Like the contrast is so incredible from the small girl on MMC, to that cutesy naive girl in Baby One More Time, to K-fed, to her shaved hair, hospitalizations, sleazy exploiting men...
And now, wherever she is at now...
It's like this beautifully tragic story without a proper ending.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:25pm.
Can someone PLEASE tell me what's wrong with those tittays?
They're attached to Britney?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:29pm.
I don't know, maybe if it didn't look like a half eaten Arby's Beef n' Cheddar that had been in the dumpster for 3 days, I wouldn't see the connection either. Damn, now I'm hungry.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She must be high to show those ugly tittays off. If her nips get any lower they will disappear under her boob fold. Her fake boobs look terrible and have a very weird shape. You'd think she could afford a semi decent pair. She is one NASY HO!
@TV:
Ew! How does Britney's pussy always go back to beef. She don't seem to get that much...EW! Now I just made myself think about her fucking Sam. EW! I betcha she did!
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Submitted by Am on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:25pm.
Can someone PLEASE tell me what's wrong with those tittays?
Bad boob job?
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Lack of support when she had kids?
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Maybe she looked to K-Fed for support. They should be at her ankles.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Can someone PLEASE tell me what's wrong with those tittays?
Bad boob job?
OR
Lack of support when she had kids?
OR
Bad boob job PLUS lack of support when she had kids?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Wow, she is tooooooo hot !Then it is not strange why her hot photos were posted at the forum of _ClassyMingle.com __ the poster said he was her neighbor, she always enjoy in dating to different men online
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:12pm.
Yes, and if I staple my eyes shut, her pussy doesn't look like a 4 day old roast beef sandwich.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She is one tacky dildo bitch.
Cheeto vu! So funny. Anyhoo, those are klassy rose pasties. Why are her nips so sad? Maybe because she had pecs installed instead of boobs when she was 16. Y'all.
Her boobies look pretty good when she holds them up with her arms...and the blur is really good for hiding all them stretch marks.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:54pm.
omg that made me spit out my drink. i love that carla got a shout out. LOL
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:07pm.
Her underboob sweat probably smells like rotting jizz.
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What does rotting jizz smells like?
I bet it has the consistency of sludgy lotion.
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Her underboob sweat probably smells like rotting jizz.
@Provolone: You so klassy, boy! It makes sense you're hot for a klassy girl like Britney:)
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I'm just amazed that she found pasties that could stick to her greasy titties, that's some kind of miracle adhesive right there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tacky Pretty on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:57pm.
You know what? I take back what I said earlier. You really are a fag.
Because I've been sucking dick since you were a stain in your daddy's pants, and those tits look yummy to me.
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How about yummy x 3...+1....Oh, yeah, you know you want some tiger tits...Don't front....*licking paw, rubbing 7th nipple*...HWAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@tigerlilly, yo make sure nobody comes a lookin'
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Oh, my. Our little cheetoling is bringin back the pasties.
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You know what? I take back what I said earlier. You really are a fag.
Because I've been sucking dick since you were a stain in your daddy's pants, and those tits look yummy to me.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:54pm.
Its times like these that I wish my room had a floor drain for me to masterbate into
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Go Provie! Beat that I-talain sausage 'til Alfredo sauce come out...we won't tell no one you scrubbed one off to Shitney....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Its times like these that I wish my room had a floor drain for me to masterbate into....HOT!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
She is so damn high in those photos. I miss Cheeto days, 7 days a week. And Carla too. Good times.
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Yep, she got that STANK ASS air about her...You know, on a bad bad she smell like cat piss, burnt hair, B.O., stale beer, cigarettes and boiled eggs.....On a good day she smells of stale bear, cigarettes, B.O. and white trash....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:48pm.
Sweaty...musty smelling boobs. HAHA.
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YES! THAT EXACT SMELL! SWEATY MUSTYNESS!
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:45pm.
Diet. Help.
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:42pm.
Sweaty...musty smelling boobs. HAHA.
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@ DG,
*smiles sweetly* I'm sure your eyes are lovely!
@ TITS
lmao,nah, I would've posted "Sluttttt!"
I joke! lol
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All I'm saying is thank God she doesn't have those scary long National Geo nipples. I think I might have scooped out my eyes with big ol' toothpick-like sporks.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:38pm.
DAE, WHAT IS WITH YOU AND NAKED FATTIES??!!?!?!?! *ROFL* Bitch, you need to get that shit checked! XD
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!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
lol she's got goat tits. eww
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After I'm finished throwing up from looking at those pictures, maybe I'll have the body of Tori Spelling I always dreamt of?
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Sean & Jayden (grown up) have bodies like mommy's...
NSFW!!
http://rupyb.com/dbimg/images/gallery/rupy/171_fat%20and%20ghey__600_x_7...
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
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I can't explain why, but I imagine her boobs really smell bad. Like crotch smell. Or really old milk. Not because they're boobs, but because they're her.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:38pm.
WHOREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I saw that in the comments section to the right on the main page and thought someone was calling me!
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:38pm.
DAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
WHOREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never before seen pics of Brit (NSFW)
http://www.fatgirlxxx.com/fatgirlx4.html
http://wgwag.fuckeduppornsites.com/images/2008/03/bigfatwhore.jpg
http://www.msp-phonesex.com/photos/albums/bbwshelby/shelbybbwps0173.jpg
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Not nice tits.
Those nipples are ...wince... rather low.
icky.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
honestly! what purpose was that going to serve in a music video!?! i think it's worse that she painted, seemingly, everything but the nipples. not sure why i'm so grossed out...beyond the obvious.
The second thumbnail in the second row really sums up this period in her life.
"Hi y'all!! Here's my crazy jugs!"
Fake boobs!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 8:06pm.
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You avie made me do a double-take. It looked like something Nick Rhodes (Duran Duran) and Bea Arthur's lovechild would wear.
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MUST HAVE...WANT!!!
She's got more talen than PP but she still needs to just go away.
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Yum.
That sounds good right about now after looking at these Rock Of Love tittys.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:57pm.
OT: (Because the Tony Awards are on in the background). Mr. Hekki told me they are re-making "Fame"!!!! Another travesty in the making...
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I thought High School Musical was already a remake of Fame...like, four times...
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