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Back when Brit Brit's crazy was out in the open (those were the days), she shot a video for Gimme More that was financed with a couple of WIC coupons. It was the video where Brit looked like a professional twat shaker who accepts Camel cash and bags of Hot Fries as tips. Well, the News of the World claims these are "NEVER BEFORE SEEN" pictures of Brit from that video with her uncensored Cheetoronis out. It's Cheeto vu for me, because I feel like I've seen this before. Or maybe I'm just confusing Brit Brit's chichi knobs with the roasted corn salad I had last week. Herm.
It was a smart move for Brit to cover up her nipples with those classy fake rose tattoos. It just makes the whole look much more elegant and sophisticated. Ka-dooz to Brit for that!
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Submitted by gia on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 7:08am.
She has never had very appealing breasts...
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You are so right, Gia.
Even with implants, she's managed to make her tits sag. Gross.
Not to mention one nipple points southeast and the other southwest. Yet she thinks that she's so sessy. Not!
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 6:16am.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Nice implants.
Shame they sag.
Okay, I give...MK is totally gay.
I've been sucking dick for 20 years and Brit's tits look delicious even to me...
Oh well...
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ZiggyStardust -
Are you friggin serious? Your post has to be a joke because you are defending this stupid adult like she is mentally handicapped victim of society. She is a trainwreck and she only has her shit remotely together because her daddy babysits her. She lost her kids!!! I have no sympathy for a mother who brings children into the world and doesn't take care of them. I didn't know there were such rabid Britney fans here and I've been reading dlisted forever. Are you sure you are at the right site??? This isn't the place to kiss stupid celebrity asses. I can't even imagine how fucked up your sense of taste must be to like this cows music. And for your information my avatar is a character I like, not an embodiment of my psyche you moron. The only thing that makes me full of hate is terrible music and the no taste douche bags who buy it.
Aww fuck I miss all the good stories! I totally want to make an avvie with Shitney's titneys both sporting a K8 skunk-do but it would prolly be too small to show up very well. Damn I wish we could have pic siggies! [Praying to the Dlisted Gwads]
FUCK I miss 2007, this nasty shit makes me all nostalgic *sob sob*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Um, didn't we already see this shit? This is the crappy video with the stripper pole right?
Fuck this twat. I wish she'd just go away, forever.
the cartoon is nice
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Her party hats are kinda cute. Don't be h8in'!
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She makes me physically ill.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:43am.
See? This is Britney. Direct to your heart from her soul.
Listen to the music.
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I'm listening...that was Gimme More, right...?
Bet you didn't see this one coming
The incredible Ligo
The lengendary Miss Britney Spears, haha
And the unstoppable Danja
Ha, you gonna have to remove me
Cause I ain't goin' no where, haha
Um...I looked up "Ligo" cuz I don't know what it means..."Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory"...and then "interferometer" threw me too: "any measuring instrument that uses interference patterns to make accurate measurements of waves"
Really? Are we sure she didn't mean to say "Lipo"?
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She has never had very appealing breasts...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:58pm.
I wanna know how these pics got out. Did Britters twitter her tatted titters?
Hehe.
If Shitters titters could talk what tattered tales they'd tell.
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If Shitney twittered her tatted titters, how many twitters of Shitney's tatted titters would a twit like Shitney twitter?
Answer: 17!
(that was a GOOD one M2C!:)
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Ugh. Britney. I can't even start on this muffin grindin retard. Did any of you sluts see this story? It's why dogs are so fucking great.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31153801/?GT1=43001
Paris is for stoners.
DAE,
Ha! So glad you are back with your fatty links.
We shouldn't make fun of speshul people.
Yeah right, yes we should.
This is a factual representation of the real shitters that her daddy is trying ever so hard to cover up.
People tend to forget/ignore that this girl is under disability. She is legally and officially too retarded to stand on her own two feet in life. Just don't recognize her as what she is not: a sane person.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:46am.
ROFLMFAO
anyway MORE unseen Brit pics NSFW
http://www.veronicabottoms.net/
http://www.angelsinstockings.co.uk/british-chubby/wp-content/uploads/200...
http://www.angelsinstockings.co.uk/british-chubby/wp-content/uploads/200...
http://www.bbwginger.net/images/ginger2.jpg
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
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Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 5:24am.
You're wasting your time sweet Rose.
These NASTY HOs don't understand human emotion. They have no capacity for compassion. They don't experience pain in the same way that you, I or Britney do.
They can only fake emotion and human experience through inane chatter. But see their comments.
The mask falls and behin d tham are serpets. Serpents of hate.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Pennyroyal on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:31pm.
Your avatar seems to be an accurate representation of your soul.
Why are you so full of hate? A NASTY HO?
Before posting that vicious slur, did you ever think how that might make Britney feel? Listen to her music, she's all there. She's Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
She's Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless.
She's Mrs. she's too big not she's too thin.
Unlike you, Britney is bare. She lays it all out there for all to see. And I'm not just talking about her perked tits and hanging pussay. It's her spirit. She speaks through her art. You speak through bad language and popular Japanese villains. Yeah, I've played that game before. Everybody has. Except Britney. SHe hasn't.
Who's the real nasty ho here? Why don't we just get all of your issues out on the table, and maybe we can get some closure on your h8.
Her tits are not nasty, nor are they fake. They do not sag, they do not invert when the moon is full, and they do not cast level three ice magic.
h8ers gonna h8 i suppose. Thankfully you can't touch her. Like everybody else, your eyes are on her. She commands you, like a ringmaster commands a circus.
All eyes on her in the center of the ring just like a circus.
See? This is Britney. Direct to your heart from her soul.
Listen to the music.
Like Jesus, she was born to make you happy. And like jesys, sometimes she likes to not wear a shirt.
Please, jesus wore adult dipars. You wanna judge me? okay, so sometimes She pisses herself. So did Jesus.
In conclusion, go FUCK YOURSELF.
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get serious, come on........duh, her manager was sam lutfi then. The same guy that was supposedly drugging her. You can't be surprised about these pictures?
really hot
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Um...who gives a shit? Everyone's already seen her vagina and her boobs falling out of her top back in her 'crazy days'. Old news.
Oh SLUTney. Look how happy you are as cameras took pics of you topless; you're actually smiling as though you think that the world thinks you're hot, and that all you have to do to get a man is to show off your floppy dried up titty bags. You're just as idiotically delusional & mentally retarded as ever.
SLUTney is an idiot, that's not in doubt. What I want to know is, where the fuck were her managers & others when she was happily twat flashing/tit flashing/stripping for a camera? They're responsible to make sure pics like this were never taken. Then again, back in those days, SLUTney did so many stupid things, and there was so much to cover up, that some of SLUTney's idiocy was bound to leak out...
These stills came from the uncut video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zpJQ9ddGmA
She needs Ty Ty to teach her how to pose without making goofy faces.
She should give Sasha Grey a run for her money; no telling who would win.
My unedited first reaction: EWWWWWWWWWW! Brit tits!
Are we sure those are fake tattoos? She was pretty crazy back then...........
Living well is the best revenge.......
Honestly if these pics are real, they don't look bad for breastfeeding two kids born a year apart from each other.
Submitted by Otolemur on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:18pm.
My life's aspiration is to be Gosselinateded before I die and you use my beautimous fur as a headpiece! I is so soft...
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*whispers* Its a wig... Kim Kolziac's days of getting haircuts are dead. And yes. You are soft... just stand still a minute...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:18pm.
My life's aspiration is to be Gosselinateded before I die and you use my beautimous fur as a headpiece! I is so soft...
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I'm too sexay for my fur, too sexay for my fur, so sexay it hurts...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:58pm.
I wanna know how these pics got out. Did Britters twitter her tatted titters?
Hehe.
If Shitters titters could talk what tattered tales they'd tell.
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A taudry tale of nibbling gritters and guzzling bitters.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:58pm.
I wanna know how these pics got out. Did Britters twitter her tatted titters?
Hehe.
If Shitters titters could talk what tattered tales they'd tell.
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Submitted by Otolemur on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 11:09pm.
Why, fank you. Has anytone told you you'd make a beautiful hat?
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Thank you lord.
"Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:58pm.
I wanna know how these pics got out. Did Britters twitter her tatted titters?"
Such poetry!
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Just when you thought she could not be more desperate for attention.
I wanna know how these pics got out. Did Britters twitter her tatted titters?
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Uh, not an expert, but those boobs don't look fake to me. They look sort of flat in some pictures. Does saline boobs leak water, because that look stuff looks real.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 10:33pm.
Shitney really is mentally unbalanced.
Do you mean before or after she shaved off all her hair...if only those tits could talk.
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Shitney really is mentally unbalanced. You can just tell she's unhinged and off her meds in these photos.
Errrg!
I hope that is some photoshop fuckery..cause if not.. then that's just sad :(
WOW you're dumb, you realize that if someone gets implants, they automatically perk up!
Meaning that these low "boobs" are a result of two kids and breast-feeding.
Do your boobie research, bitch!
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Jeez WTF crawled up your ass?!? Such hostility, do you talk to people like that on the street, or just get all big and tough behind a monitor?
I must have hit a nerve to get you all riled up like that. And you a wrong, not all implants automatically perk up. Good ones should but not all come out looking nice and perky. Check out awfulplasticsurgery.com if you don't believe me.
Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:59pm.
She paid a lot for those bubbies but never took care of them. You can't put something that heavy on your chest and not support them, she should have been wearing a bra all these years!
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Sam had them Scotchguarded so the Frap stains wouldn't set.
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Submitted by ribbontie on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:40pm.
OMG look at her eyes in pic 6 of 17 ...she looks lost? I don't know, it's creepy, whatever it is...
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I don't see six...but in 15 it looks like one eye is looking at me and the other one has wandered off...I did notice that earlier...
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She paid a lot for those bubbies but never took care of them. You can't put something that heavy on your chest and not support them, she should have been wearing a bra all these years!
Shitters looks like a chick with a dick.