Sunday, June 7th 2009
Put Your TV Brother To The Test
Evan Rachel Wood and Shane West played siblings on Once & Again and now they are bumping fuck parts. Cut to Sela Ward giving them a shank eye.
Last night, Evan and Shane left Bardot in West Hollywood holding each other's hands. This is a bizarre coupling, right?. If they didn't know each other from the past, I'd guess their drug dealer set them up. Evan looks like a rejected extra from the Chicago movie and Shane looks like he's been keeping busy giving hand jobs for crank money on Santa Monica Blvd. The two don't go.
That being said, a day shift gay hustler with a rock hard methface is still better than Marilyn Manson.
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I love this bitch, I don't understand why she gets to much shit from everybody, she's an amazing actor with an impressive resume. Her personal life is well, her personal life. Im glad she's not dating the freak anymore, maybe now people will take her more seriously. I hope so, she deserves it.
The dude is hot too, I had to google him because I didn't know who he was, turns out he's the guy from a walk to remember? anyway, yeah he's hot, druggie-hot. I'd hit it.
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The baddest ho in town.
He used to be cute. What happened? She looks good, but they don't go together. She's dressing as though she is still with Marilyn. She needs to change her look again to fit with this dude.
Both of these kids are pathetic -- Evan for being a poser and the pug-faced dude for being a washed-up teen movie actor.
Has he had a single acting job since "The Notebook" in like, 1999? Or has he just been doing copious amounts of drugs the whole time?
ERW HAS to have a huge drug problem to be dating sickening twatsacks like this guy and Marilyn Manson.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
They clearly have a love for drugs in common...He looks like he is doing a lot more of them than her though...I looked up more pics of him & he looks douchey & like he wants beat the living shit out of someone in nearly everyone of them. Moody.
Damn he looks good! He can be my brother anytime...
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I agree with you though. I think it's strange that her skin tone changes so quickly. It's possible to get more pale gradually, but hers was suddenly dramatically lighter.
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Apparently human beings possess a penchant for useless butterfaces.
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I totally agree with you, it seems Marilyn Manson has a double standard for his women. The two of them are just so nasty and fake.
I've been trying to get as pale as possible for years too. I avoid the sun like the plague, wear sunblock, and cover up even in the summer. I wear jeans and a sweater to the beach. I'm very pale compared to most people but I can never get as white as Evan and she seems to go from peach to pale in an instant once she hooked up with that creep. I wish I knew her secret.
Come to think of it, Manson's kind of a ripoff too.
She's clearly a sucker for self-glorifying identity crises.
Oh yeah, and at Pennyroyal: I wear a bit of coverup under my eyes, but it's very possible to become naturally that pale, is what I'm saying. But... I admittedly go out of my way to maintain my skin as close to vampire white as it'll get.
People ask me if I wear white cream makeup on my face too, and it shocks them when I prove it's 110% real, lol.
And Evan Rachel Wood conformed to becoming a "goth" to impress Marilyn Manson. No-one goes from acting in movies on Lifetime Television to music video exhibitionism overnight. And since Marilyn Manson whines so much about the "posers" and "fake people", you'd think he'd mind that Evan Rachel Wood deliberately reinvented herself for him, but I guess that since she conforms to his standards of beauty, it doesn't bother him as much. He's a hypocrite.
Marilyn Manson composed "The Beautiful People"(which if I'm correct is about fake people conforming to a precise aesthetic) but shapes the stupid girls he dates into replicas of each other. I'd consider that to be conformity.
I digress.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:06am.
They're a match made in heaven because they're both wannabes. This Shane West is a James Dean ripoff, and Evan Rachel Wood is a Dita von Teese ripoff...who's a Bettie Page ripoff.
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Submitted by icedcoffee on Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:51am.
They're a match made in heaven because they're both wannabes. This Shane West is a James Dean ripoff, and Evan Rachel Wood is a Dita von Teese ripoff...who's a Bettie Page ripoff.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
Counting down to Evan Rachel Wood's inevitable denial that anything happened: 5, 4, 3, 2...
Off Topic: Why can't any of these skanky girls just pose normal for these pictures? Their actions and facial expressions appear more staged than they do in "regular" pictures of them smiling. I hope they know that.
Evan Rachel Wood, Megan Fox, and all of the other twats try so hard to look "candid" in their photos and it's annoying. The only thing more annoying than a useless camwhore is one that pretends to hate having their pictures taken.
What a tool.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
I just can't deal with all of these wannabe James Dean guys in Hollywood. It's such a fucking cliche, it is BEYOND cliche already.
Fug couple alert. I agree that fucking Manson has made her damaged goods.
is it just me, or does her fucking Marilyn Manson make her damaged goods?
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:51pm.
No. Regular V-necks are fine. It's when the point of the V is level with the nipples (or lower) and the shirt is super-tight. Then I assume gayness.
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Haha, no, his aren't *that* deep. Good thing. But I don't find v-necks special in any way. I think he looks better in regular shirts. Each to their own, I guess.
Thanks, Hekki!
Fuck Evan Rachel Wood....we want to see the hotness that is her Across the Universe costar Jim Sturgess.
Jim has many a no-no hole drooling....
shane's tits look especially perky in that shirt...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I wonder if she gets bleaching treatments to make her skin Dita-Pale. I was all gothy (shame) in high school and never went in the sun uncovered and I still never got that pale. I had to use white stage makeup (this was before hot topic and the internet) to look like a ghost. It's like once she started dating that freak she suddenly became goth white overnight. What do you guys think?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:24pm.
ha! no time for pillow talk then, she better get her walk of shame on before the sun rises
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 9:13pm.
I like the pale redhead look in the face.
Hot looking! It's just that in sunlight she spontaneously combusts and poof..she's gone.
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I like the pale redhead look in the face. But when i see her arms and legs it just doesnt look good
this guy does not like vaginas
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He's NOT GAY!!! Ok, people??? He's simply a budding proctologist...
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OMG, Shane West bought that shirt from the International Male catalogue, didn't he? And he actually went outside in it, icky sparse chest hairs showing and all. Meth head indeed.
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Submitted by RisingSun:"So, would you all say that guys who wear v-necks are gay or complete douchebags?"
No. Regular V-necks are fine. It's when the point of the V is level with the nipples (or lower) and the shirt is super-tight. Then I assume gayness.
Submitted by carajoland on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:22pm.
So, a GUY I know gave Shane West a blow job in a hotel room years ago. Gay? You decide.
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See, that doesn't mean he's gay...No... I mean, that guy could have gotten naked and fell on Shane West whilst the Shanester happened to have his mouf wide open, perhaps a yawn...and in the struggle to get that undesired dick out his mouf, he made the guy cream...Hence, that guy believes he got a blow job, but it was TOTALLY unintentional...happens all the time...;-)
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That guy has serious meth face.
They are both nasty...
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Submitted by carajoland on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:22pm.
So, a GUY I know gave Shane West a blow job in a hotel room years ago. Gay? You decide.
Stay tuned to the Rocky and Bullwinkle show..."Shane meets a beard" or "Butt Pirates take a holiday"
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Damn that bitch shane looks to methafucking broke faced but ERW looks like I can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr6uvBICic0
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Ick. He looks completely drugged out and beat. And that shirt is doing it's own thing: it's like he's pigeon chested and mooby at the same time.
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In his IMDB bio Shane says "I'm not a big make-up fan; I like them to be natural." Hate to tell you bub, but you're dating someone who looks like a Stepford wife.
Looks like one big homo.
Submitted by carajoland on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:22pm.
Maybe he just really loves blow jobs?
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Submitted by carajoland on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:22pm.
So, a GUY I know gave Shane West a blow job in a hotel room years ago. Gay? You decide.
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It's only gay if he opened his eyes! *wink*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
So, a GUY I know gave Shane West a blow job in a hotel room years ago. Gay? You decide.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:26pm.
I prefer to think of Shannen Doherty as the fucking legend from Charmed.
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