Saturday, June 6th 2009
Looking Sessy?
My eyes haven't gotten an erection for Jude Law in a long ass time, so it was a pleasant surprise to feel them perk up while looking at these pictures of him in London last night. Jude is playing Hamlet, but in this version the Danish prince has a puzzle piece hairline. Speaking of, I'm beginning to accept that shit. Now, I'm not going to start a Facebook fan page for his "Lombard Street" hairline anytime soon, but I'd still run my ass all over it.
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HE LOOKS A TAD MALNOURISHED AND LIKE HE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE PLASTIC SURGEON.
THE PEOPLE WITH ALL THEIR CAMERAS AND CELLPHONES OUT LOOK INFINITELY PATHETIC.
definatly an improvement in a while.
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I lost the hots for him ever since I saw his pathetic little dick.
Fuck that hairline bullshit, I'd climb on top of him and ask for more before he pulled out!
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"Lombard Street" hairline!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.
Yet another celebrity with an inscripted arm. How very original. To express their individuality and uniqueness they stampede towards the tattoo shop. This scene from Monthy Python's Life of Brian says it best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1LIrzsgqA
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I have always thought he was a cutie, but he looks much better here than he has in awhile.
He's always been a hottie. But he kinda has a Lance Bass gay face going.
Nothin' wrong with a little thinning of the dome. The tan IS working for him, but I can't say I'd jump him given the chance (just from these pics alone).
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i always thought he was hot. even when he was looking scruffy and acting like a man whore.
He looks YUMMY in these pics.
Definitely the best he's looked in a while.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "...Then I took a look around and saw the ugly people on dates..."
See? Even ugly people can find love. Mr. Hekki worked with a guy who looked like Jabba the Hutt. Seriously. He was VILE. And had a habit of bringing 'escorts' as his date to social occasions. Oh yeah. But eventually he married and had a kid. I never saw the wife, but she supposedly looks like Shrek.
I know some attractive single women out there who make a lot of noise about not "settling". Which I understand. But when we're talking about looks alone, it's rather foolish. These women are holding out for GQ handsome, rich doctor/lawyer/banker types. What's wrong with dating a teacher or electrician?
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What's wrong is you gotta fuck that shit...I mean for what? What the fuck do you get out of fucking a fugly electrian when you can pay your own bills and stick a vibrator up the no-no? Huh? HELL 2 THA NAW! You ain't got sumpin' ta bring ta da table? FUCK YOU! Dude... We can get our freak on if you all hot and shit, but then you need to get your no good ass outta my life, MAN SKANK! m'mmmm...Dat's how I roll....
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Submitted by louise_brooks: "...Then I took a look around and saw the ugly people on dates..."
See? Even ugly people can find love. Mr. Hekki worked with a guy who looked like Jabba the Hutt. Seriously. He was VILE. And had a habit of bringing 'escorts' as his date to social occasions. Oh yeah. But eventually he married and had a kid. I never saw the wife, but she supposedly looks like Shrek.
I know some attractive single women out there who make a lot of noise about not "settling". Which I understand. But when we're talking about looks alone, it's rather foolish. These women are holding out for GQ handsome, rich doctor/lawyer/banker types. What's wrong with dating a teacher or electrician?
But I digress...
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:56pm.
And good for him and us! After all the ugly we see, it's nice to rest the eyes on him & Jason Isaacs today.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:41pm.
UGH! I wonder if Jude started working out because of his role as Hamlet.
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Maybe...maybe it just took him a while to realize he was losing his hot and put his back into it...
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ESCANDALO, Jude!
I guesss that's where Sienna learned it!:
Hollywood actor Jude Law apologized to his fianc�e Sienna Miller for cheating on her, after a newspaper reported the actor had an affair with nanny Daisy Wright. Law confessed that the reports are true and he had a romantic relationship with the nanny who cared for one of his three children.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:41pm.
UGH! I wonder if Jude started working out because of his role as Hamlet.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Ew. He looks a hundred times better than when he was WITH her!
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:37pm.
Deb & TB: he looks better than he has in quite a bit.
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Same. Mebbe that's why I keep getting him mixed up with Wakeem...
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Deb & TB: he looks better than he has in quite a bit.
Mmmmmm, Jude Mojo. Yesplease kthxbye.
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You are NOT alone. It looks like he got his mojo back. What a pleasant surprise! He had seemed tired and droopy ever since Sienna Miller, (a whore of the female variety, herself), was through with him.
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He sort of has the same hairline as Dave Letterman with that little tuft in front that's kinda a separate piece from everything else. I'd still hit it even if he's not as hot as the Talented Mr. Ripley/Gattaca Jude of the past.
Every time I see Jude Law, I instantly think...
British Manwhore
Am I alone?
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he looks much better without sienna.
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but, then again, what do i know?
lewd jaw. spacey eyes. what's he on? i'd still do him though.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 2:55pm.
For some strange reason we have always believed jude to be a 'real man' - that is, we feel that Jude fucks ONLY fish and 100% of the time.
Are we correct?
And yes, Jude does give us 'the vapors'.
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I'm sure he only fucks fish too...
Looks good; clean and lean.
hey jude ...refrain
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This clown is STILL around???
Since his career is pretty much in the ground, he should consider being a maitre'd at Tony Romas or Applebees.
IDK, in person, looking into to his big blue eyes, his soft British accent, I'd probably just ask "Wanna fuck?"...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ahhaha... oh MK, you are so damn funny.
He's disgusting.
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Douchechill!
He's been in recovery ever since he got rid of a 105 lbs worth of pure skank, aka Sienna.
British bread pudding with caramelised sugar.
Bit like creme brulee.
We drown it in creme.
Mighty fine, Devilgirl. Hope you have a fab day!
Am making desert now for my man and me. Yumm!
This is one I've never understood. He just looks sleezy to me.
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For some strange reason we have always believed jude to be a 'real man' - that is, we feel that Jude fucks ONLY fish and 100% of the time.
Are we correct?
And yes, Jude does give us 'the vapors'.
devilgirl!
dr.funk, there's bday sluts, scroll down.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 2:51pm.
DEVILGIRL!
Big hug! You look stylish as ever ;)
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Why thank you M.S! Spidey owes it to his stylist *wink*
How are you?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He's looking surprised & refreshed. I'm thinking a subtle brow lift?
DEVILGIRL!
Big hug! You look stylish as ever ;)
His hair matches Fishy's greasy legs!
Yeah, I know it's prolly wet, let me have my fun!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ samo
That's every where, not just London. When I broke up with my ex after about 10 years, I thought, "Who is ever going to want me???" Then I took a look around and saw the ugly people on dates. I thought hell I'm at least as good looking as these people and they are on dates. So, I stopped worrying.
yeah, poor guy only had one owner.. I feel aweful, but he never would have made it at the pound, he's not a kitten, he's mature..... poor thing.
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Fucka doodle-do.
jude's looking kinda gaunt and awfully ... clean
i've never liked v-necks on guys. my personal taste, just looks dorkish
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 2:33pm.
I took him in after his owner died, I got him this am
his name is joshua and he looks a lot like puss in boots from shrek, only tabby, not yellow.
huge lovely eyes and he looks like he's wearing white eyeliner.
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he sounds purdy. hi to joshua! he's prolly sad cuz his owner died. he'll love you for rescuing him
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The bar for cute guys is pretty low in London. 90% uggos 10% pretty boys with little in between.