Don't Eff It Up, Lucy
A little while ago, George Clooney was not happy about his latest cocktail waitress/model/dumb bitch girlfriend running her mouth all around town about how she's nibbling on his man cooch. It looks like George has forgiven her, because he has apparently asked her to move into his Los Angeles mansion.
The Globe (I know, I know) says Lucy has flipped her nose in glee and can't wait to be George's live-in taint licker. A source said, “Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way. They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months. Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”
Heart broken? Who said anything about love?! Seriously, Lucy has a winning lottery ticket in her hands and it's up to her to cash it in. She better not be another Sarah Larson, because that one was just an embarrassment to respectable gold diggers everywhere! If Lucy plays George's peen (and prostate) right, she'll have a money baby growing in her cash oven by July! I know it's a little baby's life I'm talking about, but don't you worry. George will pay Lucy off and then give the baby to Brangelina to raise. Everyone's happeh!
What am I saying? Lucy's stupid ass probably doesn't even know how babies are made. And that's just how George likes 'em.
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George reminds me a lot of those secretaries who are desperate to marry the billionaire while the billionaire dates the heiress/businesswoman and bonks the secretary on the side.
He wants a woman in a prestigious field and won't settle for 'less' because in his mind he deserves better.
He at one point was desperate to date Fatima Bhutto, the niece of the slain Pakistani Prime Minister, but it didn't work because he tried to get her to come to LA the same way he does with waitresses and bartenders. But she (Fatima) isn't the sort that has the schedule a person can just drop for him.
", he can do waaaaayyy better than that..."
I don't think he can do better than a skeevy waitress or party girl bartender. His career also cripples him because a lot of women in the diplomatic/political field he is desperate to climb into have a reputation to maintain and it would kind of make them look bad to be seen dating (seriously) someone like Clooney who is in the end, merely an actor.
He might be Mr. BMOC in Hollywood, but in the rest of the world he's no different than a male prostitute, the same way actresses are viewed as mistress, not wife material.
kitten 666 where are the pictures of her on the back of his bike ? where are the pictures of them holding hands on the beach ? if this was true some pap would have snapped some photos of them . that man keeps his crap off the street . he would never put up with a woman who talks too much . think about it this is crap
Larson does have a facebook page. She's on the third page of the search, she has her picture up, one that's never been published.
Larson does have a facebook page. She's on the third page of the search, she has her picture up, one that's never been published.
She looks totally Jappy.. and not in a good way.
Submitted by itsjustme on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:49pm.
I think George just really wants a normal relationship which will probably be his downfall. I don't buy that he is gay at ALL. If I didn't have a super good guy I would pursue him 10000%.
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honestly I don't think he's gay either. I think he has certain qualities people tend to attribute to attractive gay men like blatent narcissism, but I believe he's straight. The only Man George Clooney has ever been in love with is George Clooney! I think that probably is problem, too in love with himself to sustain a relationship. I think His Narcissism is so bad, the Narcissistic Actresses won't date him because they can't compete. maybe it's not so much he doesn't want to be with an actress, as that he just can't! They don't wan't to put up with him! Most Hollywood Actors are Narcissists and only think Actresses are worthy of them, but I guess they have some ability to let others come before them sometimes, and the Actresses can walk on the other actors!
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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 12:12am.
Well, besides being unattractive, this chick is nothing but a baby! When is George going to start dating WOMEN?
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It takes a MAN to date a woman! but than again, George's buddy Matt Damon managed to land a woman for a wife, and he can be a stupid hebitch too sometimes, lol!
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 12:18pm.
But this is a guy who travels the globe speaking up for the hungry and mistreated in 3rd world countries. -------------------------------------------------------------
Much Good he did there! Likes to do things the UN way, and made things worse for those poor people in Darfur! Got sanctions put on the dictator, or convinced the UN to declare him a war criminal, and the dictator threw out all relief workers from the country, and now those poor people are even worse off! Sorry but UN diplomacy doesn't work, never has, never will! You don't threaten rogue dictators with putting them on trial if they leave their own country, or by scolding them, you get rid of them by FORCE if you want to get rid of them! It's a hard pill to swallow, but the truth usually is!
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Well, besides being unattractive, this chick is nothing but a baby! When is George going to start dating WOMEN?
I think George just really wants a normal relationship which will probably be his downfall. I don't buy that he is gay at ALL. If I didn't have a super good guy I would pursue him 10000%.
Damn, I'm suppose to be listing a fuckload of shit on eBay...
Someone ought to create a Sarah Larson Facebook account and friend this girl. lol
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Let's hope this gold digger wanna-be gets it right.
The last few Georgie has dated totally f-up the Clooney ATM jackpot.
Georgie better get an iron clad contract for her services.
He never dates anyone of his stature? What does that mean? He's an actor with a high school education. Although he gets paid more than a waitress, she IS someone of equal stature.
He's a playa, straight up.
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I think most chicks in Hollywood knows he won't commit, so they don't bother with his ass. I mean back in the 90's he went through the A-list of actresses and other assorted hot chicks in the industry. The new millenium hasn't been kind to him with the exception of Teri Hatcher, Lisa Snowden and Krista Allen, he's been attached to too many wanna be chicks.
Or he could be looking for his Luciana ( Matt Damon's wife) he just want someone with a normal lifestyle to kick it with. His problem is he meets these up and coming wanna be celebs and his personal life gets all in the tabloids. I mean who heard of Matt Damon's wife until they were married? No one, Lucy kept her trap shut and now she's living the life.
I just don't think George is gay, I think he likes being the prettiest in the relationship.
Homegirl has a case of the nose fugs.
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The more he dates women like this, the more I believe those gay rumors. I used to think they were nonsense, but seriously... What self-respecting straight man (especially one as handsome & famous as George) would continue to do this shit??? I feel like all the actresses in Hollywood know he's gay, so he is stuck dating nobody waitresses... If he was dating a hot "nobody" rocket scientist or even a hot "nobody" teacher, I'd get it - but going for these fugly waitress bimbos?! WTF.
George falls for anything with an apron who can take an order. Surprising really. No disrespects to waitresses; this is an honest profession after all. But this is a guy who travels the globe speaking up for the hungry and mistreated in 3rd world countries. Yet, he **only** prefers waitresses?
Closeted Gay men often choose ugly women because they want to be the 'prettier' one. I've known many a gorgeous closeted gay man who was 'married' to a 'dog' because they don't want competition for the 'men'. lol Gay men are catty times a thousand ad infinitum. Meowwwwww. PFFT! PFFTTTT!
Team Georgie Boy...Filthy man-slut..
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We need to elevate this bitch to the lofty heights of complete wanker. (TH when asked his opinion of Spencer Pratt)...
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She looks like a Khloe Kardassian Strap-on beast
uh duh, he rotates through the wannabe bimbos because he is a closet case
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:49am.
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Ta Slim Trick! ;D
OnT: George has officially crossed the line from cool to sad.
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Foxy Humps is in your tower, ringing your bells.
The more I look at this girls nose the more she reminds me of this friend I used to have. She had a hook nose. No matter what she changed: Hair, body, clothes, tanning - there was always that hook nose staring at you.
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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:21am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:08am.
Cosigned. Good Morning, MK♥ and day shift hookers.
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Morning Nit et al!
I feel like I was just here...*looks at post of less than 9hrs. ago*...oh.
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C word! 9 hours ago was technically yesterday, so you're good ;p Diggin' your siggie, btw.
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can I get an amen?!
I swear to God, they placed Clooney in show after show, no matter how bad the previous one flopped until finally...FINALLY, he had a hit and they could start the PR machine.
A la Nicole Kidman.
And people that find him so sexy have fallen for the trap.
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Wow. Yeah George seems to be having issues w/ women in "service" positions...HAAHHA but yeah,she's pretty fug and he lost his hot years ago. I'm getting an "I HAVE HERPES" read all over his face.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:10am.
Oddly, Clooney, imo, does not exude sensuality or sexuality: I find him rather asexual.
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Indeed. Even at his ER "height", I was left pondering what my friends were talking about.
Afternoon all. MK better have had a fan-fecking-tastic night to have left this post up.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:10am.
Guten Tog, MK - WAKE UP!!
Overrated, nepotism at work again.
He's a man with deep insecurities since he NEVER dates women/men of his "stature".
Morning, Miz! Maybe it's because George really believes that there isn't anyone of his stature!
Gotta admit again, that I think he's hot and a very good actor. However, sometimes his "Aw shucks" modesty comes off as a bit fake.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:03am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:18pm.
I'm with George on this one, why would he possibly want to be involved with any current female celebrity?
Totally! Why any showbiz type would want a relationship with another showbiz type is beyond me. You're doubling your chances of being scrutinized by gossip mags/paparazzi. Of course, maybe that's the point.
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And that's about the only thing I agree with Clooney on, and I'm gonna leave it at that!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:08am.
Cosigned. Good Morning, MK♥ and day shift hookers.
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Morning Nit et al!
I feel like I was just here...*looks at post of less than 9hrs. ago*...oh.
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Guten Tog, MK - WAKE UP!!
I can't look at his face anymore, and I want to play.
Oddly, Clooney, imo, does not exude sensuality or sexuality: I find him rather asexual.
Overrated, nepotism at work again.
He's a man with deep insecurities since he NEVER dates women/men of his "stature".
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 9:03am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:18pm.
I'm with George on this one, why would he possibly want to be involved with any current female celebrity?
Totally! Why any showbiz type would want a relationship with another showbiz type is beyond me. You're doubling your chances of being scrutinized by gossip mags/paparazzi. Of course, maybe that's the point.
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Go back to Lisa Snowdon, looser!
Ok - so can we move on now?
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Hekki - I was home with my two sick kids the last couple of days. The little one was running a 102 fever and projectile vomiting for 2 days - but no congestion, which is weird because he's prone to that type of thing. The older one was running a fever but had congestion, cough and diarrhea. Mass. is no longer testing for the pig sniffles unless the patient is hospitalized. Dr's office said it's just a stomach bug. I don't know what they have, but it's nasty. I've been spraying everything with Lysol and washing everything with hot water. That seems to work because my husband hasn't been sick.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:18pm.
I'm with George on this one, why would he possibly want to be involved with any current female celebrity?
Totally! Why any showbiz type would want a relationship with another showbiz type is beyond me. You're doubling your chances of being scrutinized by gossip mags/paparazzi. Of course, maybe that's the point.
George could do way better than her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has awful taste in women.
George could do way better than her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has awful taste in women.
Aw fuck. The Ho and the Pepaw are still up? Guess I'll bbl then.
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Submitted by KaosAndMe on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 8:45am.
Michael K wake up!
I am bored with Clooney and the Tranny..
I second that!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Michael K wake up!
I am bored with Clooney and the Tranny..
Take care, Hekki!!
The swine flu is in about 10 schools here in my area..
lots of children affected..
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Hekki,
Take zinc with vitamin C and give your kids some too [on full tummies of course]. I beat three colds and a flu this season by taking zinc and C together. Zinc lozenges are great too. You need to boost your immune system and zinc coupled with C is a proven immune booster.
Get well and wash your hands a LOT. Ugh. -And, I was just joking about the swine flu yesterday. Yikes.
I am really not attracted to Clooney at all, but is that the girl in the pic because she is kind of ugly looking...I may not like him, but c'mon he is still George Clooney, he can do waaaaayyy better than that...I think he probably got himself a vasectomy, so no baby friends accidently make an appearance.
Damn Stoney, now I'm checking the small of my back, never thought of that before. *does a twist and turn* Good thing I'm blond.
Hekki, hope you and Mr. Hekki get better! *reaches for Purell*
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