Friday, June 5th 2009

Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day

One of my favorite philosophers, Megan Fox, on movie kissing:

Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day.”

Kid?! That perverted bitch! But seriously, why is hogirl acting like her palette isn't used to salty substances. What kind of mega slut grosses out over that? For shame! You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role!

VIA Showbiz Spy

Posted by: Michael K


kittenkeane's picture

Greatest.pic.ever.

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E.A.P.'s picture

This bitch.

Michael K went from loving this chick to showing goofy pics of her in like a millisecond. She deserves it.
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gia's picture

She is a twat & really killing us with the TMI & dumb ass quotes, but I have to agree with her on this one...If its not your husband or boyfriend, something like that would bring me to the verge of puking.

TheBreakdown's picture

Funny, we don't hear Megan crying about all those pubic hairs she swallowed on the way to signing on the dotted line for those 'Transformers' movies.

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B-J-B-J-B's picture

Not sure if her tongue had anything to do with the magnificence of her brows but I'm giving her a standing ovation.

Provolone's picture

Yea she put something salty in her mouth, Lays Kettle Cooked Salt & Vinegar chips...not what youre thinking MK, not my megan!

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Farrah's picture

it seems her day never ended, cause she's still a bitch
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