Friday, June 5th 2009
Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day
One of my favorite philosophers, Megan Fox, on movie kissing:
“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day.”
Kid?! That perverted bitch! But seriously, why is hogirl acting like her palette isn't used to salty substances. What kind of mega slut grosses out over that? For shame! You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:15pm.
Funny, we don't hear Megan crying about all those pubic hairs she swallowed on the way to signing on the dotted line for those 'Transformers' movies.
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Ha ha ha!!!
Every time I see Megan, I just know she's going spit out comedy gold. Love her!
Quick! Somebody put the Gosslin Beaver 'do on Megan Stat!
I bet if he had passed a piece of WEED into your mouth you would have liked it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:39pm.
(p.s. I'm editing with free software too)
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Which one are you using? I've got Paint.Net and almost smacked it until I finally figured that shit out. It was a frustrating morning.
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Gimp.
Sounds like limp and Forst Gump, I know.
I used PhotoImpact and Photoshop before (for my job and for hobby), but have changed now ....virus problems on my laptop gave me some problems..
Submitted by M.E.: "OH SHITBALLS!"
M.E., I am convinced that you are me. I say "shitballs" all the time and I thought I made it up.
This bitch probably still uses her fingers to count ten but that still doesn't take away from her hotness. Luv her.
Hahaha fanks M.E. You really can Gossify anything.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:18pm.
Kissing with surprise food is the best part of making out! What's that? That's leftover nachos baby! Eat up!
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That avie! That siggy! LCT for Hot Avie Slut of the month!!!
OH SHITBALLS! Your avvie LCT!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHA!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:39pm.
(p.s. I'm editing with free software too)
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Which one are you using? I've got Paint.Net and almost smacked it until I finally figured that shit out. It was a frustrating morning.
She's a 10!!! Barring a hairy bush, beefy curtains or either too large or too small aereolas its staying that way...(til the age of 30)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:37pm.
It's dangerous when you find a free photo editor program.
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Wow again.
Best avvie ever on dlisted.
Ah what.
Best avvie EVAAA!
(p.s. I'm editing with free software too)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they keep a file for actors so they can seem experienced and knowledgeable...that one, of course, is filed under "Screen Kisses"...she could have also told the onion breath story or the the story of being embarrassed "well, we got really into it *giggle* and, you know, there's a whole camera crew watching you!". But I guess she's saving that one for right before she breaks up some home somewheres.
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It's dangerous when you find a free photo editor program.
I hope that whoever she kissed, gave a bj before, licked someone's arm pits and feet to make it salty on purpose!
Well done, whoever you are! :D
She just needs to crawl into a hole and stay there. What a moron.
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OMG LCT's avie BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I am sure she was referring to Shia...what other "kid" has she kissed on screen? Besides, kissing Shia must be gross even if his teeth are flossed and disinfected with Listerine. He makes me hurl. Now, if she feels that strongly about movie making she sure chose the wrong career path. Is not like she is Meryl Streep who can have movies where no kissing or sex-related stuff is required.
gorgeous girl, fucking idiot. you can't have everything.
Yeah, She's the kind of chick anyone would like to have sex with and dump her the next day. Just imagine the embarrassment she would be if you take her along to social events.
She's so tacky and brainless, she doesn't even make good Trophy Wife material.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Alexandra_Diamonds on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:33pm.
oh my god, LOVE CARROTTOP, that is the most horrifying and GREATEST avatar I have ever seen!
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Want to touch it? Come on, you know you want to. Just rub the belly. Give it a little tickle. It might bite.
Think she's referring to Shia LaDouche? He still seems like a "kid" to me.
i take it that since megan isn't into salty tastes, brian austin green must be more on the sour side...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
oh my god, LOVE CARROTTOP, that is the most horrifying and GREATEST avatar I have ever seen!
My guesses are:
1) Shia
and
2) Gefilte fish
Oh wait this isn't a blind item.
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BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! Snowy!
I think if I was drunk & she was being quiet I would make out with her.
she'd say anything to stay relevant. anything! not that i think she's lying. she could keep that to herself though. i don't need to know someone passed a piece of salty crap into her trap.
BLACKS! CARLA! OK WOW!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I hate her twattiness, but I cant deny her beauty...I think her face is kind of gorgeous & her body is pretty hot too, minus the moronic tattoos. Everything else about her ruins it all though.
Oh, and I don't know if it's the whore in me, but I'd totally fuck Megan Fox, no brainz and all.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:23pm.
LMAO @ tipsy M.E.♥♥♥
next she'll be explaining BOOT MOVES AND TENNIS CANS to us and trying to call the county on our asses.
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I don't know WTF they put in that fucking drink! Damn! I'm a drinking whore, but that one kicked my ass!
BLACKS!
MEGAN FOX DOES THE BOOT MOVES IN BRIAN'S TENNIS CAN SLOT OK AND TOILET BATS GOT COUNTY ON THE PHONE AND SLAP CHOPPED THAT FETTUCCINI LINGUINI MARTINI BIKINI BEYOTCH OK WOW
She was a bitch for the rest of the day or the rest of her life? Megan Fox is officially female John Mayer to me.
@ LOVE CARROTTOP ........ LMFFAO. Your avie is fucking priceless!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
I have no real clue who this skankarella is, but I LOVE her eyebrows. I want mine to be like that.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
LMAO @ tipsy M.E.♥♥♥
next she'll be explaining BOOT MOVES AND TENNIS CANS to us and trying to call the county on our asses.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
You just know that kid is going to be running around now saying "YEA! I shot something salty in Megan Fox's mouth!"
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I wish I could understand why men find her so attractive.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:19pm.
ahhhh, the good ole days.. boot moves and toilet bats.. sofa batteries... blue cars in hills...
i need a moment *cries*
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U tell her mk *pumping fist in the air*
snowy ♥ Thought maybe that at lunch cocktail was talkin for me.
*blushes*
Ok that officially made me nauseous. yuck!
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"I was a bitch for the rest of the day." translation "I spent the rest of day sucking cock to get the taste of being kissed out of my mouth"
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
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M.E. I understood ya perfectly babe.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Yes, "roll" spelled incorrectly in honor of shitney spelling "role" as "roll" I did the opposite.
Nevermind.
LOL Farrah
I heard David Silver's sliver is real SALTY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Kissing with surprise food is the best part of making out! What's that? That's leftover nachos baby! Eat up!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Porn Star. she looks like one and even has the name for it.
yet i still like her. *shameface*
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MK is on a ROLE!!!
And foods being passed accidentally. Gross.
I think I would deal with the half eaten food for millions of dollars. But not Brian Austin Green.