Friday, June 5th 2009
Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day
One of my favorite philosophers, Megan Fox, on movie kissing:
“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day.”
Kid?! That perverted bitch! But seriously, why is hogirl acting like her palette isn't used to salty substances. What kind of mega slut grosses out over that? For shame! You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role!
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I was just reading the new tabs, and in the coverage of the MTV awards, there was a page featuring Megan Fox. Every single other bitch on the page was prettier and better groomed than her. By far. She looks like a piece of trailer trash in Penthouse when shown next to her peers. She should trash her stylist - though I'd be shocked if she actually had one. She should fire her handlers while she's at it, because they would have wired her jaw shut months ago if they were worth what she's paying.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
She is a hot looking piece of ass. Unfortunately, when she opens her mouth, she pukes "STUPID" all over herself. When her looks go, she'll have nothing to fall back on (her "acting" is laughable; she can't act to save her life), and will have to resort to fucking random strangers for rent money...
"why is hogirl acting like her palette isn't used to salty substances"
Oh, MK, you DO make me laugh!! : )
@ Mae
Oh I agree totally! The minute she opens her mouth, her insecurity and rudeness flows. Beautiful girl though. But, she is making a fool of herself and that loses points big time (not just with fans but the people who hire her).
Not too shabby for an 'O' face.
I don't doubt I look like a perverted idiot savant when I orgasm. If someone walked in on me during the big 'O', they'd probably call for a young priest and an old priest. My sexy self times are that good. You're welcome.
@zappy, megan is one of the hottest things to hit hwood in a while, but the more shit she spews, the more hot she loses.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:06pm.
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Well said. And just as a warning, I may have to once again snag part of your post as my siggie. :)
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Someone make me an avie of that pic of Megan with Cunty Gosselin hair stat.
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@ Mae West
Excellent point.. so true!
LMAO @ pinkdoo
Thing is, when that popular 12th grade mentality has kids of her own, they still behave that way. Fifty plus year old popular kids who can't get over themselves..(see it in town oh boy)
And on a cheery note...Love the pic..looks like she slurped a gelatinous glop of goo!
I hope she enjoys life right now, because for Megan Fox, with her limited skill set and obvious "popular girl in twelfth grade" mentality, there can only be a rapid, painful introduction to reality. For the popular high school student, it's called "the rest of life outside of the high school bubble." For Megan Fox, it will be a fun cycle of cellulite, stupidity, and irrelevance as she retraces the steps of Jennifer Love Hewitt/Sarah Michelle Gellar to find that people weren't kidding when they said looks fade, but stupid minds and tattoos are forever.
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Beautifully said. I fail to find the appeal of this skank. She looks like a victim of frequent money shots.
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She is so pretty but everytime I see her dumbass tattoos and hear what she has to say her hotness go down a few notches.
As much as I'm annoyed by this dumb skank. I totally gagged at the anecdote. I would have thrown up right back in his mouth.
Her entire desperate, obvious, attention-seeking persona and attitude is endured by the world precisely and only because Megan Fox is, as of right now, young, reasonably attractive, and the "interesting hot thing".
Like other untalented, dimwitted flavors of the month -- both male and female -- that have been in the same position either in the past or presently, she has let this present success go right to her head, to the point that she believes everything she says to be the pinnacle of wisdom and importance, not realizing the simple fact that people only listen because they want to bask in her reflected, ephemeral fame, or want to blow a quick ribbon of semen on her face before dumping her and moving on to the next hot young thing in a bikini.
I hope she enjoys life right now, because for Megan Fox, with her limited skill set and obvious "popular girl in twelfth grade" mentality, there can only be a rapid, painful introduction to reality. For the popular high school student, it's called "the rest of life outside of the high school bubble." For Megan Fox, it will be a fun cycle of cellulite, stupidity, and irrelevance as she retraces the steps of Jennifer Love Hewitt/Sarah Michelle Gellar to find that people weren't kidding when they said looks fade, but stupid minds and tattoos are forever.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:02pm.
Tigerlilly on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 5:53pm
I thinks she is purdy to.
But ho needs to shut the pie hole.
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And STEP AWAY FROM THE TATTOO PARLOR! Daynum, that bitch got some fugly ass tats to be a Purty....That shit ain't right neither....
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Tigerlilly on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 5:53pm
I thinks she is purdy to.
But ho needs to shut the pie hole.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
STFU, you stupid Angelina-wannabe.
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Megan is purty...and I like her cuz she's purty, but purty peeps should NEVER, EVER speak...When they've aged badly and gotten fat, they may speak. Whilst still purty, they may not...I don't know why the purties of the world have not gotten this memo, but it's been floatin' around some time now...Purties can read, right?
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No issue here, Morrissey: most men want to bed her and just hear moaning and maybe their name screamed out - you know I'm right! lol
I simply thought she was beautiful way back when but now, I don't.
It's like I want to bed John Stamos, but I don't want to talk to him.
Sorry Megan, it was a dingleberry bitch!
everytime she opens her mouth she loses hot points. be quiet and look hot.
@Mizro: I never said she was pretty, I just said I wanted to *bleeeeep*.
hehe.
but, therein lies her inherent charm. she makes that feeling come out in people, even the most unlikely of people... so, she's bankable, for that.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Is that supposed to be a "sexy face"? ugh... can't wait for HOHAN to try that one now...... (with only one arm, she won't be able to do the dirty finger in the mouth...) hahahahaha!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
dandifiedviolence (love the moniker): I agree.
I've met physically beautiful people and when some open their mouths, it's ruined - the "beauty" is only skin deep and two layers of epidermis at that.
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, I'm to sexy for my tongue to stay in my mouth, I'm too sexy to keep my eyes open, blah, blah... I used to think she was pretty but she's a skank and will be in porn by age 30, mark my words.
It's one thing to be a moron, it's another to pretend like you're not.
What a stupid ugly bitch.
You know how people say a bad personality can make a person ugly? I never believed that bullshit until now.
Also, how much surgery does this skank get daily??
I've seen the before pictures and she is quite average. In fact, she looks worse now.
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I was about to say, what's the difference between the kiss and a guy just finishing having sex with her ready to pass some salty substance into her mouth? It's not like she ain't used to it.
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Damn...everything is all about *her*, isn't it? She's like the bitch witch in "Sleeping Beauty" who was always all up in the magic mirror's face asking who the "fairest in the land" was.
What'll she do a few years and sequels on, when the mirror shows her a hotter, younger and--gasp--talented version of herself? Will she finally shut up then?
@ kanderso: why do you say? she revvvvvs me. like, i want to pin her against a table or something.
yes, i need a lie down. something's malfunctioning.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Her alleged hotness went to her head, and now she talks like her reputation is invinsible.
Hee hee. This should be a fun one.
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They really should put an age limit on Botox, if you're under a certain age and if you're not always partying or on drugs you probably should not be doing it because you'll look like a wax figure by the time you're 30.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Does she ever stop talking about herself?
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She must be half-retarded or something...I guess it's more fun to interview someone who says stupid shit all
the time 'cause then everyone can say that she's a dumb whore or whatever and makes them feel 100 times more smart in the process. I just find it really annoying...but that's just me I guess.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I hope this isn't MK's last post of the day - she's kinda boring.
The first time I saw her she was being compared to Angelina Jolie and eating it up. But then the other day I saw her mentioned as "The Budget Jolie" and thought that was hilarious. However I would wager she does not.
Or she could be called "Jolie Light". She thinks she is such an intellectual giant. She needs to shut up because the more she talks the more she proves otherwise.
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 4:57pm.
Who keeps interviewing her? Why don't they stop?
Besides being incredibly stupid, all this crap she keeps talking about is BORING.
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I guess she really is trying to follow Jolie's footsteps. She's a bore. This chick isn't very bright, but she is pretty. Let's see how far she gets in Hollyweird.
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Now she knows how it feels to watch her "act."
If her goal in life is to say the dumbest things imaginable, then she is a raging success. What magazines are interviewing this cum dumpster? She obviously has nothing remotely intelligent to say.
The fact that this happened is a reflection on the very low caliber of movie roles she can somehow get. I doubt that a true professional would go into a love scene without having brushed his/her teeth.
She is but a mere blip on the idiotic Hollywood radar. In a few years, she won't even be able to sign on for a Lifetime movie of the week.
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By the way, and I've said this before, but this bitch is going to look like total shit in 5-10 years (or will be botoxed/pulled within an inch of her life).
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Fuck snowy we're sharing a brain space today, I swear.
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Who keeps interviewing her? Why don't they stop?
Besides being incredibly stupid, all this crap she keeps talking about is BORING.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
There should be a constitutional amendment against Megan Fox voicing her thoughts.
night Mama S.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Good night, everyone!
Shweeeet dreams! I'm super-tired! Need my beauty sleep. Have to work tomorrow.
Ciao
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Gotta love how she's always saying "fuck" so she can look like a badass chick.
She totally lost her appeal once she started talking.
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
Okay, that WOULD be totally disgusting. But she is STILL dumb as a box of rocks.
Hekki - LMAO! We can be eachothers alternate personality! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!
Shut up, whore!
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