Friday, June 5th 2009
Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day
One of my favorite philosophers, Megan Fox, on movie kissing:
“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day.”
Kid?! That perverted bitch! But seriously, why is hogirl acting like her palette isn't used to salty substances. What kind of mega slut grosses out over that? For shame! You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role!
VIA Showbiz Spy
I used to think she was really pretty, but that was before she got all swole on her own hype. Now it seems like every picture I see she has her tongue out. It's kinda gross, like slimey escargot hanging out of her mouth. Ewww.
Anyone choosing to emulate the insane n' addictified Angelina Jolie deserves all the crap they get.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 4:51pm.
I hate when people talk like that. It's one thing to find someone attractive, but when they start going on like that, I try to tune them out to be honest.
And LOL at "goddess". I see prettier girls at Wal Mart. The fact that everyone seems to rub one out to this hosebag kind of negates what little faith I had in humanity left.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
The minute she opens her mouth, her insecurity and rudeness flows.
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Who IS this stupid bitch anyway?
I honestly can't believe that this creature is praised as "the hottest woman in Hollywood". I look about 30 times better than her and I'm not wearing makeup, have wet hair, and have been sitting around the house eating ice cream all day. But then, that might be because slut doesn't "ooze out of my pores." Needless to say, I would sooner call Jocelyn Wildenstein "the hottest woman in Hollywood" before Megan Fox.
Her nose looks diseased, like either she's been having too much fun with cocaine or it's more surgeried than Courtney Love's.
Some dumbass I know said TMZ had an segment the other day saying this chick and Shia were out somewhere and Shia didn't open the door for her. He was shitting himself about how could any guy not open the door for this goddess. He said even if his hand was hurt he'd open the door with his nuts.
Dumbass.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
TY somebody for saying she has f'ed up eyebrows. I always notice her f'ed up eyebrows and always wait for someone to say it and I never see anyone say it. I don't get it. I think some people think she's beautiful, and the rest just think so because they were told to. That's how it seems to work with people. I wouldn't call her ugly, I just don't think she's beautiful, and certainly not the best looking girl in the world/hollywood. I know it seems you can brainwash people into thinking a size 6 is fat, when just ten years ago people thought that size was ok and some thought it was thin.
@TheBreakdown - it's a little late for this posting, but thank you for the birthday shout-out. It's been a wonderful day, thanks to my friends here, and at home...
Love & Peace--and many happy adventures in peen!
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
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?!?!? Is she going into a coma in that pic?
Megan should just keep her mouth shut and open at the same time...well it makes sense to me.
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breaktheleash:
Happy Birthday!
I refuse to get FaceBook. As it is, I have MySpace because I have to. It goes with the job(s). But if we have not spoken in ten years, it probably means I don't want you popping back into my life via FaceBook now.
Hell, 42 ain't old.
When I get in my 40s I will just be getting started!
OMG, she called me a kid!
Now quick...Someone grab the Dlisted stripper pole!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
not cute...I Met My True Love At blackwhitemeet.com. It is a wonderful dating mecca for black and white singles to have fun together! Love is color blind here! It can help you find your ideal match easily.
@the Breakdown - I'm old, kid - 42 today in fact. I don't have or go to MyFace or SpaceBook--no time because I'm a busy doing work here in the US, in my community (some volunteer, some cash-paying hustles)... I've been trying to keep up with YOUR posts here at the Dlisted tho, when I can... Anyway, I never assumed you were "old"... But I KNOW you're talented as hell, kid. And I don't judge nobody--over here, we're the Reading Rainbow of love.
Over and out.
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
breaktheleash, anastacia:
I guess I need to update my MS! Read a blog slut and then you will have an idea.
A young Breakdown? Are you trying to call me old?
Security!!
I have not been to Bulgaria yet, and I have not even imported, so I have to try some fuckery in the far east!
I have no idea everywhere I will be this summer. I am going to play it by ear (and peen).
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
@TheBreakdown
Jus' doin' a lil' drive-by here...
Baby, I have SO much in my heart for you--hope all is well, wherever you are in the world.
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
@Breakdown
Pfft. Drug dealers, can't trust em, right? lol It's these little times when I miss NYC where you can call up a ho, and an hour later someone is at your door. I'm laughing, I can't picture a young Breakdown going to Spain all innocent and shit. Next your going to tell me that you were also a virgin until you partook in that weekend orgy in Bulgaria. (kidding!) I guess I should get myself over to yur ms to see yur schedule. If you are coming to anyplace I might be this summer, I will have to come support a ho. All kidding aside, I think you are a very unique talented slut. And with those kind words, I'm out. It stopped raining for the moment, so I should try to be productive. Bon Samedi!
Paris is for stoners.
anastasia beaverhausen:
Germans are alright. You just gotta be as direct as they are known to be. Which suits me just fine!
I finally found a competent (at least for Berlin) dealer in Berlin, and I don't have to get dreg crap from my backup, Mulan Green, anymore.
I lived in Barcelona for two years, and before I moved to Europe I had never smoked grass. In Spain, it is expected, and I hated to let them down. Now that I am a bonafide green sugar connoisseur, no way am I stopping, especially since I have more stress in Berlin than anywhere else I have ever lived.
My go-to dealer in Berlin is like 19, has never worked, no intentions of ever working and insists that I come over to get it. And every time I am there, I am like, "You call yoursefl a dealer but you have every drug from A to Z in your house just LYING here, and you do most of it?!
You don't have to be a dealer to know that's just ignunt!
I am debating growing some in my little terrace, but I think the kids in my building may take it and flee. And I would hate to open a can of whoop ass on a teen over some bud!
Chitlin circuit! I am doing some performances around the EU, so I am trekking through the EU this summer, expanding bitches' HOrizons one city at a time!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
@Breakdown
LOL you always got some drama, love it. But I'm about to be feeling your pain. You know these French types love to flee the country starting right about now and stay gone for the whole summer. I just returned from two weeks in Spain, so I'm running low on that sweet sweet bud. My person that lets me pay him for weed is leaving tomorrow, but he doesn't have any left and he isn't able to give me a go-to guy in the interim. Until late August. AUGUST!!!! WTF, when my coiffuese leaves for holiday, her sister cuts my hair, know what I'm sayin? You can't just leave a bitch without pot for the whole fucking summer, you could get hurt doin somethin like that. I guess I've got to turn on my "making new weed friends" face and get on with it eh?
German bitches, got to put them in their place sometimes. Same with these Frenchies. People need to chill the fuck out. As for chitlin circuit, explain please.
Paris is for stoners.
anastasia beaverhausen:
I am actually just getting my day started here. I had to cuss out some German bitches yesterday.
I am staying in this really nice communion type dwelling while I am here. And I had a whole section to myself for some days. And then these German bitches come in and interrupt my level of comfort.
"What are you donig her?" they ask me, a look of absolute disgust on their faces.
And I was like, "Excuse me? do you have a problem with people that look like me or men in general?!"
And then they fled downstairs to get an explanation from the lobby-type person.
They came back up and I let them have it!
Bitches. I seriously had one of them in tears.
Of course, I had not eaten yet, I am out of grass, and thank GOD I am back in Berlin in about 48 hours. I get a refill, fight my landlord, and then I am back in Vienna and then off on my chitlin circuit tour.
How YOU durrin`?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Breakdown! I was just smoking a fattie with my morning coffee and then you show up! Watch'u got, weed sensors? lol And before you even say it, I am aware that it's not the morning, but I had a long one last night and it's raining like piss here so I just got my lazy ass out of bed. How you doin?
Paris is for stoners.
I am not going to hate on Mega, because she is not ugly. She has a certain "hookers on the point" attraction and I understand why people go ga-ga over her.
But in all seriousness, go out to any club and you will see this same skankonia look on about 3/4 of the skanks in the club.
It's not always who you know.
Ask Megan...
It's who you blow.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Oh, so not only is she stupid, slutty, whiny, and tries too hard, but she's also a catty fucking bitch. I'm not complaining...just one more reason to take the piss out of her skank ass. I hope whoever the guy is reads it.
Also, the more I look at her, the less pretty she is. It's not a bitterness thing because if some annoying chick looks hot, I'll admit it, but I actually realized that she's sort of...ugly from the neck up. I hate her nose (I'm guessing nose job), her hair's greasy, her head's ginormous and appears misshapen, and she has fucked-up eyebrows.
I don't feel guilty dissecting people's appearances when they're:
a) Bitchy
b) Overexposed for being "hot", when in reality are average or below average looking.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
the vibrating echo of the white queen
Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
She's starting to resemble Katie Price aka Jordan both in appearance and quotes. Not hot.
swallow it ho!
we get payed less
kaka pipi
c'mon spoogelina....probably a bit of turkey neck skin
from a chance encounter in the train station
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
A piece of cum crust probably broke off her lip and found its way into her mouth.
Yuck. I disgust myself. Apologies to all.
MICHAEL, why did you have to post this picture of Megan. You KNOW you wrong. So mean..lol. But on the real, I really want to like her, but you make it so hard lol.
...still mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
she's sorta funny, though..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
"You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role!"
Salty and chunky.
Overrated vapid twit
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:25pm.
"Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross"
I hate kissing screens too. I've kissed the floor a couple of times before staggering into my house.
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LOLOLOLOLLL!!
How hard did she jam her tongue into the kids mouth that she loosened food from between his teeth??? Someone forgot to inform her that you only use tongue with the casting director.
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I saw her standing next to vanessa hudgens during the mtv movie awards, before the show, and vanessa look so much better. I don't say it much, but I never thought this girl was that pretty if really at all either. But lately she definitely is looking better than jolie since jolie is looking old lately.
That is gross.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:45pm.
Am I the only one who doesn't think she is that pretty? Not to mention she is a fucking retard. I hope she doesn't think she got famous because of talent. Talk about fucking your way to the top.
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Well, no one can compare in beyoootay to your avie...
I mean, MAYBE if Megan got a Cuntadoo, she'd be able to compete, but I'm thinkin' no...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She has the most beautiful face. I would be a lesbian for her.
Am I the only one who doesn't think she is that pretty? Not to mention she is a fucking retard. I hope she doesn't think she got famous because of talent. Talk about fucking your way to the top.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 5:17pm.
Does she ever stop talking about herself?
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Um, no...but in her defense...um,....Well...*looking at fingernails*...*whistlin' in the wind*...uh...
She's purty???? Is purty a defense? Cuz if not, I got nuffin'...Why won't Purties just stop talking? Purties ain't sposta talk wif they moufs!That ain't sposta happen!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross"
I hate kissing screens too. I've kissed the floor a couple of times before staggering into my house.
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Uggh, I don't know....I thought Angie was cool until she started with the Ma Theresa crap wanting everyone to believe she was better than they were. Especially people that did waaaaay more than she did. Personally I can respect a slut for being a slut if she's owning it. Maybe Megan can finally just be herself and enjoy life like we are supposed to. But the first kid she adopts while attempting to do the "mother Theresa".....she's gone!!!!!! I'm not saying I only respect sluts (haha, can't stand most of them), I'm just saying that if that's what you are wanting us to buy.....be it and enjoy it. Coco (cough, cough) doesn't have this trouble, even with her camel toe. And you KNOW that shit is painfull!! She would probably make a better action figure than AJ because she actually has an arm that can hold that hand gun that AJ wants us to believe she holds in the movies that's made of plastic and weighs about an ounce or less. Puhleeeeze get some salt ladies!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I used to think this ho was OK but now shes starting to like the sound of her own voice too much....
Hey-great eye brows though....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Sashimi on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 6:33pm.
Not too shabby for an 'O' face.
I don't doubt I look like a perverted idiot savant when I orgasm. If someone walked in on me during the big 'O', they'd probably call for a young priest and an old priest. My sexy self times are that good. You're welcome.
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That does sound good.As long as there's no rotating heads and projectile pea soup.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:43pm.
I was scanning the contents of my spam filter this morning and found a message saying, "Megan Fox raped a criminal!"
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Hahaha, all mine said was, "YOu cAn gro YOUR peniz 6 inchez."
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Both are totally true by the way....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mike on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:43pm.
I was scanning the contents of my spam filter this morning and found a message saying, "Megan Fox raped a criminal!"
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Hahaha, all mine said was, "YOu cAn gro YOUR peniz 6 inchez."
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...'he's putting horsey sauce on my Arby's sandwich'...
~Courtesy of dreamhypnotique
I was scanning the contents of my spam filter this morning and found a message saying, "Megan Fox raped a criminal!"
It never ceases to amazed me how MK find the Best pics ever!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Sounds to me like you picked the wrong career, dumb ass.
Submitted by Rockwell
The fact that this happened is a reflection on the very low caliber of movie roles she can somehow get. I doubt that a true professional would go into a love scene without having brushed his/her teeth.
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I totally agree.