Three Time Tittays
Denise Richards was on Howard Stern's Sirius show yesterday and he asked her the obligatory question: "Are your breasts real?" This ho was married to Charlie Sheen. Charlie won't fuck with a trick unless she's got silicone marinating in her chesticle area. The truest thing you'll hear all hour.
Denise admitted to Howard that her buh-bees had been touched by a surgeon's knife three times. Once, twice, three time fake titties....
Denise said, "Um, natural on outside, on the inside they are not. I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought, 'Whoa, you can just buy them,' and stupidly had them done!" Denise thought her new leased chichis were too big, so she went under again to get them downsized, "The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good -- they were a D!"
She went in a third time and now she's happy, "I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!"
Okay, I know Denise isn't the biggest anal bead on the string (that wasn't supposed to make sense), but what the hell kind of GD garage plastic surgeon did she go to the second time?! She wanted smaller, but he gave her bigger?! Did he inject crystal soil jelly from the swap meet into her chichis too?!
I'm also going to take a wild guess when I say that Denise's second booby surgeon is probably her current make-up artist and hairdresser. Here's everyone's favorite former pussy merchant out in NYC yesterday looking like Miss Piggy working the child beauty pageant circuit after a crash diet. This is not the look.
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Also, about the tits:
Real DD tits look way different from fake ones.
"The fifth simulacrum's sect will perish under
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Every sword is unarmed in the presence of the goddess's dagger
Every shield is smashed by the young witch"
Talk about opportunistic, social climbing, manipulative tramps...
I think Charlie Sheen's a bit of a superficial pig, but what she alleged against him was a despicable move.
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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 06/07/2009 - 12:45am.
Tell me again, why is this chick famous?
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THIS one is actually in movies and television.
Altho she is most often chosen for her rack.
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Tell me again, why is this chick famous?
orange much?
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She looks like a cross between Shitney Spears & Chestica Simpson...I don't mean it as a compliment.
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I'm sorry--she looks like someone, who, if spotted in a store, you would not make eye contact with--and pray she didn't see you either. She is about as sharp as a marble.....
Plastic surgeons do that shit all the time. So many patients go to the doctor and ask for reasonably small implants to be put in, only for the doctor to give them whatever size HE decides he wants for you while you're under the knife. Mariel Hemingway said they did that to her, and Dr Rey from Dr 90210 has told patients on his show that he'd prefer if they get larger implants than the smaller size they originally wanted.
It doesn't make any medical sense to me, unless doctors are getting a kickback on the side from the implant manufacturers for all of the extra saline and silicone they inject into clients..
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I'm not sure which I find more ridiculous...The fact that Stern is STILL asking retarded high school freshman questions like that?...Or her "answer"? Well the good news is that few people heard it.I have sat-rad...but Stern gets not a dime of my subscriber money.Enjoy IRRELEVANCY Howard.At least for you it pays well.
She's looking very Tara Reidish here, no?
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Denise is the perfect example of a naturally pretty broad that has gone overboard with the extensions, makeup, nose, tits, etc.
Lay off the MAACO M.A.C.!
Everyone knows that back in the day her madam got bigger tittays!
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That middle thumb looks like Aubrey O'Day. That's why she got kicked out of Danity Kane, you know - she wouldn't let anyone else where the weaves; she wore 'em all. Uh huh.
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"looking like Miss Piggy working the child beauty pageant circuit after a crash diet"
LOL - what an apt desciption. I love it!
She's definitely got crazy eyes and a fake grin. She always seems completely stoned.
3/4 of her hair are extensions! That's not normal.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 10:32am.
Don't forget she was a nuclear physicist (??) in "The World is Not Enough."
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Haha! I remember that! They put glasses on her and gave her a clipboard and made her learn words with more 2 syllables.
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Why does her expression in every photo look like someone is shoving something huge up her ass?
I remember seeing her as a model in 'Teen magazine (RIP) when I was 12 or so. She was gorgeous back then, and was exactly what I wanted to look like.
She has really changed. The only thing you can identify her by is her brows. She was pale, brunette and this was before she had a nose job too.
Bimbo!!!
Don't forget she was a nuclear physicist (??) in "The World is Not Enough."
Poor Irv.
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She didn't know that you could buy fake boobs until she was 19??? I know she is from somewhere sort of rural-ish, but I am pretty sure that even in trhe remotest trailer parks Baywatch could be picked up with a coat hanger and some tin foil.
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It's an OK boob job. They always looked natural. I remember, she was naked in Wild Things and her boobs looked like they were her own.
Still doesn't distract me from her miserable character. ;)
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:14am.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:29am.
ITA with everyone saying that Denise used to be hot as all hell during her Wild Things days and now she looks like that crazy eyed runaway bride bitch. Them eyes is as big as watermelons in the summertime, chile!
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That's what will happen to ya when you're with a guy like Charlie!
It seems like always the really pretty ones end up looking used and abused before they turn 40.
What is wrong with these bitches? TAKE THE RIDICULOUS FUCKING MAKEUP OFF. And the fake blonde hair looks awful too.
in tha old countray we used to call this lovely lady jesus, she is so virginal and blessed it makes me wanna fart! god bless ya'll
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:14am.
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Remind me again, why is she famous?!
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-Starship Troopers
-Fucking Charlie Sheen
-Fucking over her best friend
-Fucking Richie Sambora
-Being completely fucking crazy
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Ha ha!! That about covers it. Oh, and the Playboy photo shoots.
The only good thing about this skank is her pepaw.
That is all.
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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:38am.
If a doctor gave you bigger boobies when you went in for a reduction, isn't that grounds for malpractice? Or was Charlie paying for it so he got to pick the cup size?
Hehe, reminds me of the Roseanne episode where she goes in for a reduction and dreams that Dan had the docs give her implants instead.
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JillyPoo, you're so right about the blond hair & crazy eyes.
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She's flat and that's that!
you mean this ISN'T miss piggy? my bad...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
If a doctor gave you bigger boobies when you went in for a reduction, isn't that grounds for malpractice? Or was Charlie paying for it so he got to pick the cup size?
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What's wrong with having Ds?
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Absolutely nothing. My hands will back me up on this.
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You see, that's the problem with those bitches who overload on plastic surgery: they end up looking like dudes.
And why the fuck does this hooker always look surpised? Is she on coke or is that a bad facelift?
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Nothing's wrong with D's or double D's, they would just look fucking crazy when bolted onto the ribcage of such tiny girls...like picture the Olsen twins suddenly getting huge boob jobs.
ITA with everyone saying that Denise used to be hot as all hell during her Wild Things days and now she looks like that crazy eyed runaway bride bitch. Them eyes is as big as watermelons in the summertime, chile!
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:17am.
Denise does not look good as a blonde. She used to actually be pretty back in the day, but now the crazy in her eyes is just way too apparent.
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You totally called it JP. She has crazy eyes.
Natural on the outside? What a dumb fuck! Um, Denise, everyone who has their tits done have them 'natural on the outside' you twat!
I'm just amazed she admitted it. What an uptight ho. Can't wait for the new season of Denise Richards: It's Complicated. That POS trainwreck is simply capitivating.
I used to think Denise was so hot in Wild Things. NOw? Nah
She looks like shit with all that makeup plastered on her mug. 'member! Less is more!
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What's wrong with having Ds?
I guess real Ds are better than bolt-on Ds. I used to hate my Ds but fuck it. Whatever
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:16am.
How is that she has 2 yellow teeth?
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her show is back on e! starting sunday. go irv!
Her hair and skin tone are the same colour. ick. One more reason to diss this twat ..like I needed one.
dur!
she was on the WPIX morning show this morning (yes I watch that show - so!) and i had to change the channel - i can't stand the way she speaks - bleh
Master Blaster on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:14am
Don't for get "Wild Things".
I still love that movie.
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yuck, she looks all wrong!
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She must really hate herself to not have anything that isn't fake. Fake skin, lips, nose, hair, tits. Fuck me and validate me.