New Album, New Baby
Whitney Houston's got a new album and Bobby Brown's got a new baby! I think we're supposed to do the doody bubble boogie for the first one and cry for the second one. Let's cuddle up to Whitney first:
KISS MY ASS' first album of music in seven years will be released on September 1st. That's all the information that the studio released. They didn't give up a title or say how many tracks she sang while on the wrong stuff. JOKES! As far as I know, Whitney has ended her long affair with the pipe. However, I think she's still kissing on Ray-J's deformed dick, so I'm not sure which is worse. Ponder for a second.
Now on to Bobby Beeeeeeeeee! While leaving a night club in Las Vegas last night, Bobby told TMZ that he's a father for the fifth time! Bobby's manager/fuck time partner gave birth to their son, Cassius, a few days ago.
That's nice and everything, but when are Whit & Bobby B going to get to work on the project everybody has been waiting for: Season 2 of Being Bobby Brown! Doody bubbles have been waiting to be popped! Just look at this remix FourFour did of the show. I know Whit & Bobby B aren't knocking it anymore, but the world of reality TV is depending on them to reunite for more fuckery. They really don't make 'em like this anymore.
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So I was in Starbucks on the UWS (94th and Broadway) in NYC last Fall, when I overheard a conversation from a guy who was recording the Whitney album. While still sounding very, very good (better than 99.9999% of the world), he said, her voice was no longer perfection. He said that she kept on apologizing to people about her voice: "Boys and girls, this is what happens to your voice when you smoke SOMETHING day in, day out for years." He said that she was a trooper, stayed extremely positive, and was really committed to doing the best album possible, but everyone, including Whitney herself, knew that her voice was never going to be the same. I'm sure as a recording engineer it must have been torture for him to listen. Kind of sad to know that some things are ruined forever due to drugs.
Whitney is the GOAT.
Imma go listen to "It's not Right" in honor of Whitney and her scandalous ex.
I'm not doin this wit him todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
God she's one awesome HAM! I can't help but love cracky Whitney! KISS MAH ASS!!
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I'm sorry but I love Whitney. I miss that show with her and Bobby. That shit was gold
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Man, I still love Whitney. For so many reasons. Her ridiculously amazing voice, the Bobby fiasco, the crackieness. How can one woman entertain men in so many ways!?
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love whitney's crack dancing...
and for real, bobby b is only on baby number 5? who are these broads that willingly lay under him? even when he was sober, he was never sexy...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I just survived 7 minutes and 59 seconds of mind numbing craziness; I think I can officially make it through anything now.
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MK you're hillarious. hahahaha always getting the great pics of these celeb fools.
Coma Caca!!
It was about the biggest trainwreck ever! But it was so sad to see Whitney fall like that.
Can these ugly fucks stop making babies already?
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:09pm.
Whitney Houston and Bobbie Brown look like the sort of couple who would loudly make racially insensitive comments at a Benihana and make the other guests feel uncomfortable, before Whitney yanks a hair out of her own head and flings it onto the plate after already finishing the food, and Bobby throws a tantrum about wanting the food to be free now.
Then "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston comes on the PA and Bobby says he prefers the Dolly Parton version, and Whiteney says she prefers crack.
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Um, are YOU directing a future "Being Bobby Brown" episode??? Cuz if you are, FABULOUS premise...And if you aren't, AW HELL 2 THA NAW you ain't judgin' some DOODY BUBBLE ROYALTY like dat....
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Whitney Houston and Bobbie Brown look like the sort of couple who would loudly make racially insensitive comments at a Benihana and make the other guests feel uncomfortable, before Whitney yanks a hair out of her own head and flings it onto the plate after already finishing the food, and Bobby throws a tantrum about wanting the food to be free now.
Then "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston comes on the PA and Bobby says he prefers the Dolly Parton version, and Whiteney says she prefers crack.
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I'm sorry, I refuse to believe these two icons are done wif each uva! HELL TO THE NAW! These two people were MADE for each uva! It was a beyoootayful lub story before that skanky ass BRANGELINA got up in yo' DListed conciousness! BUT I ask you, what SMELLS...er, I mean, SPELLS...D-E-V-O-T-I-O-N more? Buyin' some discount bargain import baby OR popping a doody bubble...????Which one touched your DListed hearts more...DON'T FRONT...You whores got tears in your eyes when Bobby showed Whitney some "black love"...but you rolled your eyes when Brangie bought/hacked out they latest photo ops baby spawn!
BOBBY AND WHITNEY ARE THE NEW BRANGIE....
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:07pm
OMG!!!
I just passed a doody bubble laffing @ that !!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THank YOu !
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
@Dj Tenn.!!!
YOu'll do me?
OK, but what about the avitar? LOL
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I fucking mourn their break up... I swear I was so excited waiting on the 2nd season of "Being Bobby Brown" I remember that show so clear.. Thursday nights in the summer.. .
I can't recall anything other television show since, that had me that excited..It was xmas...
The whole relationship..Him in jail, her running up and jumping in his arm as he walks out the jail, her having a girlfriend Robyn she was fucking , him getting into a fight with that girlfriend before the wedding..The drugs, the fights, the bad ass kids I'm sooooo depress... I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!!
YOu'll do me?
OK, but what about the avitar? LOL
thanx, darlin lol
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oMG I cannot stop laffin over everyone's avatar has the Kate Gosselin HairDONT on it.
Can someone do this to my beloved Bea? I's rightly ignunt in the ways of Photoshop
and BTW Whitney looks older than her mother in these pics..
Sad...
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True story, Whitney Houston was my first REAL concert. I was I think 9, maybe a little younger. McNichols sports arena, it was one of those round stages, 11th row. Whitney sang REALLY great live. Her downfall gave my inner child a major case of the sads.
What is bejeweled?
I hope her new album will be good. I still enjoy her songs from her last album (My Love Is Your Love). Go Whitney!
M.E. I love that game, very addictive
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at least whitney's pits aren't all wet like joker-face diaz.
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Oh, label me retard. I have been off playing bejeweled.
*lights crackpipe*
LOL M.E. gotcha, i was trying to be slick
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 6:23pm.
Snowpiece - it's called a Bindi
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No, hon, it called a DOT. See below.
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Snowpiece - it's called a Bindi
Eminem admitted that shit like yesterday. I guess he likes balls in his face.
oh ok .....
what do Indian's have in the middle of their forehead?
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yes! the original hot mess returns.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it. - Sugaroo when son was three years old.
Eminem just admitted that the SBC stunt at the MTV awards was rehearsed and planned.
In other news, dog shit smells.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
This pic is weird. She looks like she's having another doodie-bubble attack and he looks like he's goin' in. Really, how romantic these two are.
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What happened to their daughter. What was her name? Bobbie too right? Is she a crack head too?
Submitted by Snapfish on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:18pm.
Shit is such a hot topic here bcuz it is.
Hope that answers your question.
What would you enjoy discussing instead of poo?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Even high on crack I bet she sings better then 99% of the artists out today. Hell, Chaka Khan once got onstage high as a kite and still hit those damn notes on key. Since my girl Christina Aguilera wants to waste her talent on this goddamn "electronica" "dance pop" shit she's doing I'll have to depend on Whitney to bring singin' back. Beyonce,Leona, and Mariah can rot. Team Whitney!!!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:29pm.
The guy doesn't have a pot to piss in, and he's busy making more babies.
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Which is why its so amazing that he has a coochie to cum in . . . seriously, hos really need to raise their fuckin standards.
I suppose it would be the height of foolishness to suggest BOBBIEEEE get a vasectomy, or discover that miraculous invention called condoms. The guy doesn't have a pot to piss in, and he's busy making more babies.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:57pm.
Every time I see these two, I can't help but think of the story how she suffered from constipation and he 'helped' her by shoving his fingers up her arse.
That story is about 4 years old, I think.
Why is shit such a hot topic here?
Whitney will never get it together.
Isn't that Qween?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I thought Tila Tequila was the current fuck whore of RayJ?
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That video was funny but I didn't get much past a minute and a half.
Two crack heads!
I hope she gets and keeps her act together.
As for Bobby, put a damn rubber on, dumbass.
Who gives a shit about this crack head anymore?
I don't believe she's still with Ray J.
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