Thursday, June 4th 2009
Conan In The Mushroom Kingdom?
Conan took over The Tonight Show earlier this week (or maybe last week) and I haven't seen him yet, but I have to tune in tonight just to see his set at work. Anybody who uses Super Mario Bros. as their inspiration for anything is gold in my book. I'm assuming that this is intentional. It has to be. I think. I hope.
And when it comes time to redo his set I hope Conan somehow pays homage to the greatest video game of my childhood, OUTRUN:
That blonde slut in the passenger seat was one of my earlier female idols.
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loved this game. so weird i totally forgot about it!
I've always sucked at racing games like that; that person is awesome. On another note, it's incredible how you'll pass the time when you're waiting for laundry to finish washing...
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i don't like gingers, but i absolutely love conan.
i think whomever finds him unfunny is used to a different kind of humor. IMO, leno's humor is like bland dad humor, i never found him funny in the slightest, but obviously some people did.
did Conan have Pearl Jam on or was I imagininggg?
*Spyro still rules =^D
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That's my tooth. Why do you have that?
Conan is hilarious! can't wait for jay's show, though..
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Conan was absolutely unwatchable:(( Friends saw his first nite monologue and said it was horrid. I watched the 2nd nite and ewwwwww. Just not funny. Missing Jay.
Oh my god......OUTRUN!!!!
I had a ghetto version with only 3 colours and no choice of music, and I sucked balls at it. But oh the memories.
We didn't have Outrun, but I swear we had a game that was just like it. Except you couldn't see the people in the car. Meh, I was all about Mario.
I love Conan!!
Thats why his ratings are so low.
I love me some CoCo.
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How can all of you forget "Zelda"???
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As if I needed a reason to love Conan even more.
I love Conan. I loved Mario Brothers. My game was Mike Tyson's Punch Out. I could play that all day.
I don't remember Outrun. I spent the 80s gelling my short spiky hair, wearing RayBans, and getting drunk.
I do remember the original video game, which the kids I babysat had: PONG. Yes, a dot bouncing back and forth on a DOS start-up screen was the epitome of technology.
A little later, I used to play Ms. Pac-Man and Frogger in bars. And I learned Tetris on my honeymoon. Don't judge!
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My fav was Paperboy and Dr. Mario. I kicked ass at both those games.
I still had my nintendo up until about 7 years ago. My ex brought over all his nintendo games and we always played them.
To bad that when we broke up I gave him his games back but accidently gave him all mine too. DAMN
I actually love gingers, but he just looks too Max Headroom-ish for me...Maybe I will check him out sometime since lots of you think he is funny.
The set looks like the one from the Arsenio Hall Show. Can I get get a ruff-ruff from the dog pound??
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
ha ha I never liked video games but I remember this one!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Outrun. That's the name of the video that made me laugh every time the dumb blond thing would fly out of the car. The laughs my brothers and I would get just from that was worth it. We'd crash just to laugh. Simple people we were...
Miss Priss - I totally forgot about "If they mated"! I liked when he paired celebrities with animals.
I missed the In the Year 3000. I need to stop going to bed so early.
@ Sensimina:
I just can't do rusty pubes. Blech.
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
I know it's nasty, but Conan's kind of hot. I'm not going to step in line to get teabagged by an orange brillopad anytime soon, but he's cute for a ginge.
When I have kids I want to trap them in time. I'm saving all my shit so they will grow up believing that VCRs and Sega Genesis are current technology.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
At the risk of sounding like a complete jag-off:
That set is NEAT-O!!!!!!
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
Conan needs to start wearing overalls and white gloves.
I love Conan, or Coneykins as I like to call him.
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MK your memory is sickening! I do not know how you keep all of these gems locked away in your head. Damn did I forget about this game. I used to play it everyday during the summer at the arcade.
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I LOVE CONAN!!!!!!!!!!! He's a funny ginge and I am such a ho for the funny.
Conan actually did an 'In the Year 3000' last night. He called Spencer Pratt a douche, so it was basically a double-whammy of awesome.
Hahaha, awesome!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Um, ok, I do not recall being able to choose music for outrun. Did my arcade have the ghetto version?
LOL! This made my freaking day!
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
that is too amazing.
that is too amazing.
Dee,
I agree. Conan is funny as hell to me.
I loved when he used to parody The Governator that was some funny shit.
"If they Mated" was pretty funny too
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Super Mario Brothers ruled. And I SUCKED at Outrun. That poor blonde slut died evertime.
I like the Latin freestyle soundtrack
Conan's a funny bitch. Mr. Flatsy went to school with him. Always been funny.
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She's flat and that's that!
I love Mario. I wish I could go home and play Super Mario World on SNES. But I don't have one. I feel sad about this all day long.
Re: Outrun....MK, you never fail to reference such random stuff from childhood. I love it!! I loved that game.
I love Conan O'Brien! "In the Year 2000" and his "Walker, Texas Ranger" clips are comedy GOLD!
OUTRUN is waaaaay more hi-tech than my favorite driving game, Pole Position!
Funny.
The Chive posts almost all 'Caption This' pics just before MK uses them. They also posted this Conan piccie just a few hours ago, bit they never get credited...everyone nicks from everyone else I guess, hehehe.
OMG! Outrun!
Man, the original Nintendo was the shit
MetalGear, Cobra, etc...
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Someone at Nintendo is, at the moment, tickling their own balls in ecstasy.
Personally, I was a 'Duck Hunt' man myself. Outrun was ok, but shooting ducks and laughing dogs...now thats a good time.
Not neeeearly as badass as Rock'n'Roll Racing.
I used to play Outrun too, I really sucked bad at it though. Probably a very close approximation to how I drive in real life though...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I am not a fan of Conan at all, but people must like him to kept his scary looking ass on tv for this long...He has one of the creepest faces I have ever seen.