Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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St- you are one of the funniest horz. Please don't leave.
MK is here!?!? *faints*
"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:52pm.
I watched the White House special on NBC the past two nights, anyone else?
They have buckets of M&M's everywhere!
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Just the blue ones? Because this is Jlo and I only eat the blue ones. Or do I have the blue ones thrown away? I don't remember anymore.
Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:55pm
No damnit.
were they funny???
I am a full on President Obamaloonie, so i thoroughly enjoyed the past two nights.
RAHM EMANUEL WAS A BALLET DANCER!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:50pm.
That's what the forum is for ho! To talk about whatever the fuck they want.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:52pm.
Hey horz! Has everyone licked their wounds from the earlier threads and gotten back to snark??
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I haven't seen any death threats or anything so I think we can get the funk on.
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BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.
Wait...that's porn music....
Hey MK, how about a Jeremy Sisto post?
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
No complaints here. Just want to say I love you MK! You are the main reason I don't stab myself in the eye with a pencil at work.
And the reason why I say things like What In The Tranny Black Bear Hell? and get strange looks from my coworkers. You are greatness.
xoxo.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun....
Well it's like this. Migraine and I actually had the nerve to post our opinions on suicide in the David Carridine thread, at which point we got so verbally attacked migraine is now sobbing and I've basically thrown off the dlisted train forever, and apparently, even people that I thought were my friends like noanjl, actually hate my guts. I don't even really want to come here and speak to a single one of you two-faced bitches ever again. And from what I've been told today, that will make everyone very, very happy. So be it.
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CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
OMG, I just looked outside on this street in Vienna and suddenly it has come to my realization...
I am on the ho stroll.
There are hookers on the corner!
Maybe one of them has a bag she can sell me?!
I'm running low!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:46pm.
Hi whores! I know there has been some rumbling in the jungle, so I am here to read your bitch and moans. That's if you have any.
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Susan Boyle's still Hot Slut? She's in the bin and I think Male Barbie should replace her. Other than that, taint licks only.
Sure, MK has to come around and party with us when I have tons of work to do. *sigh* That is my complaint! Why can't this pesky need for work go away? CAn we all come and work for you, MK? Then it wouldn't be work, it'd be phun.
Why do people feel the need to inform you that you should be outside enjoying the sun when you're clearly stuck at work unable to leave?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:52pm.
I watched the White House special on NBC the past two nights, anyone else?
They have buckets of M&M's everywhere!
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Did you see the outtakes on The Today Show this morning?
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
WOT? MK in open post!??!? WOOT!
Hey MK!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:53pm.
topalina, what about poo babies??? we can talk about ppp babies, right?
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We damn well should! What's funnier than a lil brown poo baby with a mini bib on?
The painting of the lonesome doggy in the background= my birfday present.
Start saving.
Hi, MK!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:52pm.
Hey horz! Has everyone licked their wounds from the earlier threads and gotten back to snark??
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I haven't seen any death threats or anything so I think we can get the funk on.
Hola MK. I can use less Twit and Twat posts and more RDJ and RPattz posts. But I'm selfish like that.
These open post videos have been freaking hilarious the past few days. KEEP THEM COMING!
topalina, what about poo babies??? we can talk about ppp babies, right?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Moans as in a whoregasm? I could probably muster up one of those for some hot floozy in here.
Hey horz! Has everyone licked their wounds from the earlier threads and gotten back to snark??
I watched the White House special on NBC the past two nights, anyone else?
They have buckets of M&M's everywhere!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey MK *Waves*
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Yes I do Michael. I did not shit in the mods cornflakes and am a pretty unoffensive poster. So why the fuckity fuck am I being deleted so much?
p.s. love ya looser. yes that is deliberate unashamed ass kissing.
MK, I luv youssss!!!!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:46pm.
Hi whores! I know there has been some rumbling in the jungle, so I am here to read your bitch and moans. That's if you have any.
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Ruch Limbaugh is still alive. Can you help us out with that?
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
and she still hasn't gotten back to me.
but i'm all aflutter that your here, so i don't really care anymore.
and yes- Thank you for providing us with the funniest and most entertaining blog and an area where all bitches/hors/sluts and glittery no-no holes can come together!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
MK, I just totally did "The Lion" and got a tingle down below..Is that supposed to happen?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Hey Michael K. High five. Is it possible to open up a weekly thread for baby/parenting talk? I feel like this is turning into WebMD most days.
Morning? Afternoon? Hey MK! So who's ranting what today?
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGA ROO
she is a republican, ick, nast..
HI MK!
We always have bitching and moaning, that's why were here.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
OMG MK what do you think of our Gosslin avies?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Michael K! Good to see you! I think the mods have been working overtime...and I also think the Open Posts have been a rousing success. So...
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:47pm.
Thanks! That was very helpful!
I have no bitches or moans, only a big "Thank You" for your gift of the funniest, snarkiest whorefest that is dlisted! XO
the mod needs to chill the fuck out. that's my complaint.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
MK IN OPEN POST!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hi whores! I know there has been some rumbling in the jungle, so I am here to read your bitch and moans. That's if you have any.