Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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My tongue hangs lower that that!
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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MK, more Olivier Martinez posts please.
That's about it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Gotta go work for a few. Fuck. LOVE YOU MK!!! THANKS FOR THE DAILY LAUGHS.
2Di4:
Germans LOVE American Apparel, which they have only recently learned about.
Of course, there is no accounting for taste and they are not exactly known as being fashion forward anyway.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:03pm.
Yes! I also feel like I have to be on my best Catholic School girl behavior and show him how mature and non-confrontational I am!
*stops self from going off on Event Horizon*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
Look into it how darling? God any ideas. The only thing we can do is delete is as it comes in and ban their user name. That's part of the reason why you have to be registered to comment. A lot of them are manual. They sit in a factory somewhere doing that shit.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
So what you're saying is you want the spammers to take an English Composition class?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Someone didn't get enough negative attention yesterday and would like some more.
And I also want to complain that people get banned on here just for telling one little atrocious story 6 months ago that follows them to this day. People dodge and duck, but they just cant escape that reputation so everyone hates them and reports them for the tinniest little thing that they do! its unfair...
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
MK, I have a question! *raises hand*
Why I am like the only dlister to not be allowed in the forum? I am starting to take that shit kinda personally, like I am not cool enough to see what goes on in the inner sanctum!
I am just cue-we-us (Thanks socky)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:59pm.
2 things I'm really hating today: 1) fat people crushing me on the subway and 2) American Apparel ads
And as a bonus, 3) fat people wearing American Apparel crushing me in the subway
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I prefer the term well endowed and I crush up against you so I can go back to my apartment and sniff my clothing afterward. Number 7 train tonight, right?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:57pm.
I'd rather raise my own turds!
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Hot Slut request: That Progressive Insurance bitch named Flo.
Thanks whore.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Stoney- i luvs you. don't leave. everyone gets their panties in a twist once in a while. and admit it- you dish it out as much as they give it back. but don't leave.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Obama-infomercials...bwahahaha. you know your a reputable news channel when m&m bowls and how the prez. orders a cheeseburger are part of the 'news'. but i guess thats how a ex-microsoft employee got the job of computer czar...yea the employee from the company that has its programs hacked by 12 year olds...
Snowy,
Do I have to call you a mean bitch again?? I actually put it up specially for you yesterday.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:01pm.
What a day!
MK in da house!
Now I am all nervous!
Do I look okay?
Am I funny?
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Seriously, I can't think of anything funny to say now. I feel like Eminem when he can't rap in 8 Mile Road.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:00pm.
Tell that to the ones taking over the threads with their bebe talk! I'd rather raise my own turds!
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Keep up with that sweet talk and I'll mail you one of mine. ;) It's a toss up between the teething baby and the one who sobs on the floor every time someone looks at him cross eyed.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:59pm.
2 things I'm really hating today: 1) fat people crushing me on the subway and 2) American Apparel ads
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Ooh, yeah! American Apparel is lothesome. I had never gone in one before but wandered into their store in Berlin. I had to do a double take because I thought I'd walked into a thrift store. That joint makes H&M looks like Barneys. Nast!!
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
MK
you could look into the spammers who show up every day in every thread wanting us to date older, classy biracial or God knows what. and they write like they came to this country on a floating door.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Uh, no bitchin' an moanin' here MK!
Shia's lookin' sexay with his Gosselin 'do isn't he? You know he is!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
ha ha EEG, nice avie, was that right before yesterday's Crumbs pic was taken?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Don't have a complaint here, such a bootyful day here in Hurston. Uh, ain't!
Anyway, this is kinda old but gave me a giggle. This tranny must have a padded pussay or a busted pelvis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrW0kySM6CE
I was really expecting some Japanese guy to run in and drop his balls on her tongue. No luck...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:57pm.
I love Obama, too. Nah, they weren't that great although Brian Williams' comment about Sudafed and a banana were amusing.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
DiamondDawg called me out today. I may have to shank that ho.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
What a day!
MK in da house!
Now I am all nervous!
Do I look okay?
Am I funny?
Will he like me, I eman really like me?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I just realised we had a forum.
*goes back under the stone*
Any of you sluts that give me crap for the following admission...piss off.
(Ah, go ahead. You sluts crack me up.)
I do in fact OWN this video and I LOVE it. Love Dixie. Love, love, love her. And if you've done the lion face thing, it's kinda fun.
Ahahaha! "a fierce whisper".
I am going to spend the next week trying to work that into my vocabulary as much as I possibly can! Extra points if I can fit it into the same convo as "spork"...
MK the forum is in concept a great idea. But it be full of mean crazy cunts.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:53pm.
I haven't seen any death threats or anything so I think we can get the funk on.
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Woohoo! *does the Elaine dance*
Stoney's leaving? Ah come one take a shot and ingore all those people talking shit!
BTW: I feel Giddy cause MK is on Open Post!
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGA ROO
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:58pm.
It's always been like that and will never change. It's like that, because people who weren't members used to copy threads onto other forums to start shit. That probably makes zero sense.
OMG, did I have 'the possum' before it was called the possum?
I should sue that ho!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:50pm.
That's what the forum is for ho! To talk about whatever the fuck they want.
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Tell that to the ones taking over the threads with their bebe talk! I'd rather raise my own turds!
MK! Nice to see you among us peons! You make me laugh every single day. THANK YOU!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:46pm.
Hi whores! I know there has been some rumbling in the jungle, so I am here to read your bitch and moans. That's if you have any.
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My moaning and bitching are purely to be used as marital enhancements.
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
She sounds like Axl Rose when he holds a note for a long time.....Live and let dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........
Brandi: mmmmmm our boy Rahm...
so was Sandhurst on Make Me a Supermodel
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
What she's doing is also known as "Fran Drescher's O Face". Also, I find her playing up her accent annoying. Whatever.
Anyway...
2 things I'm really hating today: 1) fat people crushing me on the subway and 2) American Apparel ads
And as a bonus, 3) fat people wearing American Apparel crushing me in the subway
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:56pm.
Well it's like this. Migraine and I actually had the nerve to post our opinions on suicide in the David Carridine thread, at which point we got so verbally attacked migraine is now sobbing and I've basically thrown off the dlisted train forever, and apparently, even people that I thought were my friends like noanjl, actually hate my guts. I don't even really want to come here and speak to a single one of you two-faced bitches ever again. And from what I've been told today, that will make everyone very, very happy. So be it.
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Stoney, I'm sure no one hates your guts, but there were quite a few people that were really unimpressed with the total lack of tact you showed when people had personally suffered losses of people they loved due to depression and suicide.
The people who 'threw you off the train' were just expressing their opinions, just like you were. That doesn't mean you have to come in here and make a statement that you're never going to post again, while posting again.
I beg!
Please do not bring the suicide/carradine thread to open post! PLEASE DON'T!
Hi MK!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Damn I thought I was the only one who practiced this shit. Never know I could call doing that "yoga."
I cannot believe you sluts are all in a tizzy about that goddamn DC thread.
Get over it!
All of us are on some kind of medication anyway.
*puff*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
MK - is the forum still open to new ho's?
Someone needs to give Breakdown the POSSUM
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I remember back in the day when there weren't blue M&M's. We are so much better off now.
my only complaint is that all the posts about RHONJ forced me to actually watch that show!
Im complaining! Why is the Forum blocked off? ive never been able to get a peek at it and see all the craziness that is rumored to go on in there? Why cant people just register to go in there when they want to?
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....