Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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2Di4:
That's German customer service for ya. But fuck *that*. They are very quick to tell you how they fell, so I have learned to do the same.
And I am taking a break from Germany, by visiting their classier cousins to the east, Austria.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
*giggles like a little girl*
MK addressed me personally *swoon*
Yes, I know I am not on his team, but he is Mon Liege!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
For those that want to join the forum: beware
if you think the regular page users are crazy, wait until you get to the forum...say HI to Jizz for me...lmao
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:10pm
aww just one more.. no more Twit and Twat...Dios mio I hate them!
"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.
Madam P, I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine how that must feel.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
Have you registered? If you did, did you not get your login and shit?
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I registered and I got nothing. : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Those of you that can't get into the forum, e-mail my ass at your convenience and I will get it done after a toke or two. michaelk@dlisted.com
I tried joining the forum here a long time ago and it was a disaster. Never went back. It'a all confusing and shit
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:06pm.
2Di4:
Germans LOVE American Apparel, which they have only recently learned about.
Of course, there is no accounting for taste and they are not exactly known as being fashion forward anyway.
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I'm feeling all kinds of lovey and Earth-mothery today so I'm not going to say that the Germans have awful taste. Or will I mention the fact that a snipey waiter recently brought me a nasty fucking fatty pig's knuckle when I asked for a schnitzel, then proceeded to tell me that he just didn't have time to take it back to the kitchen. Fucktard. But hey, I'm being nice today.
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
MK is like our mama, taking care of his little chicks.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
You're right, noanjl. I'm a horrible person. I dish it out but I can't take it, and I don't regularly congratulate the winners of the caption this contest. I will however say congratulations to you for being the first poster on dlisted to ever make me cry. How ironic when the topic is depression.
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CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Snowy: WORD! lmao (i can't stop laughing at Mk's comment 'this is not a request line')
MK, please post more of anything where you mention: glitter farts, your butt exploding, turds, mop heads, nasty weaves, vadge, fish sticks, etc. Those really give me a sudden outburst at work, and I love when my coworkers turn to look at me all coocoo.
Oh, I almost forgot. There is an Octomom porno at my local video store. It is called Coctomom and something about searching for more sperm and I think she is gathering 8 vials from eligable donors and then plays guess which kid is yours.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:10pm.
You sluts! This isn't a request line!
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OMG LMAO Play "Apple Bottom Jeans" PLEASE MK!!!
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HAHAHAHAHA! I wanna dedicate "Atlantic Star - Always" to Lil' Ronnie from his shorty, Krystal. I loves you!!!!
Madam P- I am so sorry to hear that, doll.
The only forum I was ever able to get into was Penthouse Forum.
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"I never believe those stories until last week..."
Haha, request line! *plays elevator music*
MK, we'll take however you run this site, and by God, we'll like it.
Just keep on keepin' on, Lovah.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Well, it's appropriate that my personal hero, Julia Sugarbaker, is here to monitor my personal grief breakdown. My bf, The Banshe, often referred rudely to in this forum, died a month ago (4/30/09), and although I know he's better off and no longer in pain, I'm having a fucking nervous breakdown. I wish I'd gone with him.
Carl Emory Smith -- 8/20/55 - 4/30/09
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
Submitted by NitWitty
Number 7 train tonight, right?
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Ok, fine. Since you put it that way. Yeah, same time, same corner seat. Mixed it up a little though. Whisper something dirty and give a fella some touch when no one's looking, will ya? Oh, and if I see any American Apparel, I'm outta there!
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:10pm.
You sluts! This isn't a request line!
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Hey, you give a slut an inch and she'll want the whole dick! Don't be stingy.
MK - I've tried to join the forum multiple times, to no avail.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
And I also want to complain that people get banned on here just for telling one little atrocious story 6 months ago that follows them to this day. People dodge and duck, but they just cant escape that reputation so everyone hates them and reports them for the tinniest little thing that they do! its unfair...
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No, YOU keep getting banned because your stories are revolting and people have complained about them.
TEAM SUG! EH, you are a disgusting pig troll who keeps reincarnating then fucking up & outting yourself.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:58pm.
It's always been like that and will never change. It's like that, because people who weren't members used to copy threads onto other forums to start shit. That probably makes zero sense.
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Well that sucks.
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:10pm.
You sluts! This isn't a request line!
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OMG LMAO Play "Apple Bottom Jeans" PLEASE MK!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Michael K, no more requests? Well, that isn't what you said to my penis last night. tee-hee-hee
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:10pm.
You sluts! This isn't a request line!
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Aha ha ha ha you read it though!
*runs away*
kdracofan I know it's like MK has to be all now now kids, calm the fuck down in here! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
MK you should have HOT SONG OF THE DAY!
Oh, please LESS reports on SPEIDI!
Surely there is another celebrity more deserving of our vitriol?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I can't believe it got to loonie up in here that MK had to come in and regulate shit. Dang!
You sluts! This isn't a request line!
NO! No more posts about that pasty smelly boy!
Who was watching Make Me a Supermodel??? Where's Nitty? Jonathan was ROBBED Sandhurst was ROBBED!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I registered for the forum but the membership was never activated. Is that norm?
Annnddd, you said complain to the mod. Bitch never answers her mails.
There done now.
MK - Please post more on Christina! Your Xtina posts are awsome
(and more Unfitney posts because they're great to bitch in)
'I don't believe in the words Fashion Faux Pas.'~Xtina
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
MK? Jeremy Sisto post? *whispers* I have hash brownies!
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
RALLYING FOR MIGRAINE SALLY TO RETURN!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
Ooh, yeah! American Apparel is lothesome.
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Thank you! I've never actually been in one of their stores because the shit looks super cheap, like it was made in an 8th grade Home Ec class. Something about their smug ads with the models who look like they have drug and/or eating disorders, an incurable STD and daddy issues makes me want to take up a specialized career in arson.
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Hi MK, thanks for this site! It's a good stress reliever from real life! : )
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
IT wants the MK compassion.
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGA ROO
loving 2Di4's comments...lol
I agree with DeeDee more RPattz posts please :) Cause I'm greedy like that.
Stoney - don't go...I love your posts they make me laugh
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Nevermind.
My only complaint: damn spammers!
Love you MK!
Michael, in all seriousness, this is a great forum for miscreants and maniacs like me. The comments are funny and creative, and the posters are generally pretty bright -- unlike the drooling morons on Perez, TMZ, etc.
If it gets a little crazy, so be it. If John lennon were a D-lister, he would probably say "bed peace. hair peace. forum peace."
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:03pm.
Keep up with that sweet talk and I'll mail you one of mine. ;) It's a toss up between the teething baby and the one who sobs on the floor every time someone looks at him cross eyed.
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Ooooooooooooooo can I have the sobber? Sobbing means drool! I'd stare at that kid all GD day long.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
Have you registered? If you did, did you not get your login and shit?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
And I also want to complain that people get banned on here just for telling one little atrocious story 6 months ago that follows them to this day. People dodge and duck, but they just cant escape that reputation so everyone hates them and reports them for the tinniest little thing that they do! its unfair...
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No, YOU keep getting banned because your stories are revolting and people have complained about them.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS