Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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And now the wants attention phase begins.....
I'm done.
*slams door*
JillyPoo:
I am, never to live in America again. I have been here so long, I cannot even imagine living in The States again.
I only recently heard Paris Hilton's voice.
I consider myself lucky!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Stoney
*kills self*
*contemplates necrophilia*
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Uh-uh, me first. I got a pocket defribillator.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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EEG & Sugaroo & Love Anderson: BAWaHAHAHAHHAHA so you encountered the one and only JIZZBALL!? O & Enid! How can I forget her...lmao
O man, when we joined the forum about a year ago, it was HELL ON EARTH!
*mooning Jizzuscristo*
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:59pm.
2 things I'm really hating today: 1) fat people crushing me on the subway and 2) American Apparel ads
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Ooh, yeah! American Apparel is lothesome. I had never gone in one before but wandered into their store in Berlin. I had to do a double take because I thought I'd walked into a thrift store. That joint makes H&M looks like Barneys. Nast!!
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You live in germany?
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
what happens in the forum?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Stoney! don't kill yourself you selfish bitch!
OMG no I di'nt! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:14pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! I wanna dedicate "Atlantic Star - Always" to Lil' Ronnie from his shorty, Krystal. I loves you!!!!
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Hahaha...I knew MK's last name was "Kasem".
Hey MK, how's that rabid beaver?
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We all bring something to the table.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:23pm.
*kills self*
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NNNOOOOOOOOO! *sob*
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:17pm.
2Di4:
That's German customer service for ya. But fuck *that*. They are very quick to tell you how they fell, so I have learned to do the same.
And I am taking a break from Germany, by visiting their classier cousins to the east, Austria.
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Do you see lots of military guys in Germany?
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Not to be insensitive to the drama at hand today...
But a Clay Aiken song just came on shuffle, I liked it AND I sang along before I realized it was him.
I don't know if I can go on...
devilgirl:
If you downsized on your zoo you could afford a shirt!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:23pm.
*kills self*
*contemplates necrophilia*
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@Stoney- cheer up cherub.
*blows primo smoke into your nono hole so you can feel the effects faster and quicker and get happy again*
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
OMG Drama, the boobies with the Possum, LOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
The Breakdown,
Are you an American ex-pat living in Germany? I was entertaining the idea of leaving the US for France, but then I fell in love, bought a house, blah blah blah, I'm lame.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:20pm.
FUCK!!!!!
FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNTHEAD FUCKING FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There's our old Stoney!
RAG PISS FUCK ASS SMEGMA BALLSACK PUBES NUTBUTTER ASSFUCKING GOBLIN MOUTH!
mommylicious:
I keep trying to do a day trip to Bratislava, but these skanky ass Russians keep stopping my best laid plans.
But I will definitely go there within the next 3 weeks.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Miss Priss
I'm surprised MK hasn't posted on the fact that the lead singer of that band My Chemical Romance, had a baby girl last week and named her BANDIT.
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Actually, Bandit is her middle name. Her first name is Ass.
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Hi MK! Thanks for running the smarmiest whorehouse on the interwebs! <3
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
MK's posting on here?
*waves* Hi MK you hawt slut!
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
2Di4:
Speaking of corners and junk.
No lie.
Yesterday, this African accosted me on the street and tried to swindle me like in those emails.
These bitches go door to door now?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Later whores, I've got online courses to go work on. Fucking accelerated business classes reading a million pages a day and answering questions along with endless amounts of videos to watch!
Thanks for stopping by MK!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
*kills self*
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CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Can I have a free tshirt MK? I have 8 cats and 2 dogs and little luxuries like that I cannot afford!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
MK, does your face have an e-mail address? Because I'm sure your ass is busy most of the time and I don't like to impose..
dear breakdown,
in my experience vienna is full of snotty men who are very bad dancers, you should do bratislava instead
safe travels!
Stoney, I hope you feel better.
Madam P. Sorry to hear about your friend. :(
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:17pm.
For those that want to join the forum: beware
if you think the regular page users are crazy, wait until you get to the forum...say HI to Jizz for me...lmao
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Jizzball and Enid. My two personal faves. The DListed forum is Hell's back door.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Hey Stoney, this may make you smile, you were the first dlister to make me cry a few months ago! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
What I'd like to know is how comments from people you don't even know make you cry. It's your choice whether you let someone you've never met pretend then know ANYTHING about you to hurt you like that.
FUCK!!!!!
FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNTHEAD FUCKING FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Is the Loyal Army Clothing ad making anyone else hungry?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:17pm.
If Jizz calls me a fat white cunt one more time I will throw my puter out the window.
It is rabidly crazy in there.
Currently there are posters who love to copy off the main to make fun of us.
Got that Mama Weeds? Steak?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:17pm.
And I am taking a break from Germany, by visiting their classier cousins to the east, Austria.
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yeah, I noticed that earlier. Beware of random hoes chasing after your cab and trying to jump your junk on the street corners.
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
Oh yeah, MK, you have replaced my drug addiction with an addiction to dlisted, and I am wondering, will you pay for rehab?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
GO TEAM ENTHUSIASTIC WIZARD BROOMSTICK!
kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:17pm
The only reason I signed up for the forum was for the PM's.
Now, I got dl ho's everywhere, Twatter, CrackSpace...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:15pm.
You're right, noanjl. I'm a horrible person. I dish it out but I can't take it, and I don't regularly congratulate the winners of the caption this contest. I will however say congratulations to you for being the first poster on dlisted to ever make me cry. How ironic when the topic is depression.
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Wrong thread, Stoney. Just sayin'.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
And I also want to complain that people get banned on here just for telling one little atrocious story 6 months ago that follows them to this day. People dodge and duck, but they just cant escape that reputation so everyone hates them and reports them for the tinniest little thing that they do! its unfair...
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No, YOU keep getting banned because your stories are revolting and people have complained about them.
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One stroy was told....six months ago....and alot of people liked it! But for that one story, someone keeps getting banned for unrelated, untrue, shite!
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:15pm.
*passes "herbal cigarette" to MK*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:17pm.
MK called me a slut once on Halloween while he was drunk, I glowed for a week.
I'm surprised MK hasn't posted on the fact that the lead singer of that band My Chemical Romance, had a baby girl last week and named her BANDIT. Now her and Bronx can get married and have their emo wedding sometime in the future
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Ooh, MK! Can you sing "My Funny Valentine"? I'll give you a nickelbag and half a box of Mike and Ike's.
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Truthfully, I only want into the forum cause I can't get into the forum. Kinda like I wanted my BF when he wasn't available to me and when he became available........ MEH!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I love Dlisted but it's more addictive than junk food.
Stoney, don't cry. No need for you wonderful girls to be arguing anymore.
DQ: YOUR AVIE *bawahahahahahahhahahahaha*
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:12pm.
Well, it's appropriate that my personal hero, Julia Sugarbaker, is here to monitor my personal grief breakdown. My bf, The Banshe, often referred rudely to in this forum, died a month ago (4/30/09), and although I know he's better off and no longer in pain, I'm having a fucking nervous breakdown. I wish I'd gone with him.
Carl Emory Smith -- 8/20/55 - 4/30/09
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Christ!! So sorry to hear that. Truly. That is just awful.
And, no you should not wish you'd gone with him. Stay here and live well. I'll bet he would have wanted that for you.
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
I cant join the forum because I cant see the thingy that you need to copy down to prove youse a human. Theres just a wee box with an x in it.
And this video makes me want a hug so badly.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
MK, I have a question! *raises hand*
Why I am like the only dlister to not be allowed in the forum?
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Naw. I had the same problem, too. That was last year. Didn't get an email confirmation or anything. Tried twice.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:09pm.
I registered for the forum but the membership was never activated. Is that norm?
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Apparently. But MK and all you sluts crack me enough. I'll wait for the open posts.