Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas
How did you two find Dlisted?
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Easy question. I read the Velvet Rope also and someone linked something from the site there (a long time ago) and I got hooked. So, basically, Dlisted is crack and VR was the gateway drug. I really liked how MK's sense of humor walked that very fine line of being both mean-spirited and self-deprecating, while winking at you the whole time. Not easy to do and he makes it seem effortless. Oh, and then there's you bitches...
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Kdraco - Mama Moore is back in there, as Mama Moore.
Enid is someone's alt. Not human, not quite animal. Stalkerish.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:35pm.
I've got a question for Master Blaster and Provolone....*hopes to God it's not offensive since everyone is tense*
How did you two find Dlisted?
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For what it's worth, I read story that said the three best celeb gossip sites were X17, perez, and Dlisted. I dropped X17 after a couple of months, I dropped perez about a year ago. Only Dlisted will do for me now.
I love it because it is so easy to get other people hooked on this site.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:39pm.
P.S. I usually start off my day with a speedball and end it with a bottle of absinthe....think that could affect my post in anyway?
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No. However, try starting your day with absinthe and ending it with a speedball and we'll let you know.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:43pm.
EH, it's like we need a safe word to scream at you sometimes to get you to stop.
I vote for 'bucket'
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LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Event Horizon:
Marry one, for starters. But I am not a German citizen. I do not wish to give up my Ameriacn citizenship. I have work/residence visas to be here.
And you don't know paperwork until you see German paperwork. Little wonder they recycle so much.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
M.E. kd,
hahahahahahaha.
Poor Helen.
@the breakdown-
I was thinking about getting a work visa, but I heard they rarely extend them past a year if you dont have a salaried, well paying position, is this true?
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by modianos on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:43pm.
ok...how cme i cant get into the forum??
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You have to send an e-mail to MK asking very nicely.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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@the breakdown-
how do you become a german citizen?
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
ME: didn't Enid had a diff user name when we were there Mamma something?
maybe i am confusing her
and EEG: HOLY FUCKING CRACK YES!
PENNY-PENNY-PENNY!
you bitches want to scare Jizz, tell him Penny's coming back for him
bawahahahahahhaahhahaahah
EH, it's like we need a safe word to scream at you sometimes to get you to stop.
I vote for 'bucket'.
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She's flat and that's that!
ok...how cme i cant get into the forum??
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:41pm.
OK. Bye
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Can I come? This is redonk.
OK. Bye
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
EEG - WORD!
She posts here under a different name, I can't remember what it is right now...
?? I am like lost and stuff here today...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:35pm.
I've got a question for Master Blaster and Provolone....*hopes to God it's not offensive since everyone is tense*
How did you two find Dlisted?
i was watching the Joe Scarborough show on msnbc and some entertainment reporter quoted some funny line from this site. he then said this site is 'brutal' and made a face like he meant it
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:35pm.
I've got a question for Master Blaster and Provolone....*hopes to God it's not offensive since everyone is tense*
How did you two find Dlisted?
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IF MB is who I believe he is, he prolly found dlisted the same way I did ... it was mentioned favorably by others at X17online.
Also, dlisted is listed on the blogroll at TMZ.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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lubz Drama too ♥♥♥
Nitty: OK good, look, don't scroll down too far because I was looking for you earlier and kind of posted a spoiler....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
@ devilgirl:
Thats the thing...I havent brought up choking in months....someone else always brings it up and wont let me dodge it, and anal prolapse talk is funny...you gotta admit it!
P.S. I usually start off my day with a speedball and end it with a bottle of absinthe....think that could affect my post in anyway?
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:37pm.
Ok, I just scrolled through the Carradine thread and I feel dirty and ashamed now. Like I just walked in on my parents fucking. Thanks a lot!
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*feels uncomfortable*
kd,
You forgot:
Peeny, peeny, peeny.
Sherry, sherry, sherry.
For you ho's that don't know what we are talking about, that bitch is crazier than the military lover.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247
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Love the avie!! Much better 'do than the recent CT.
Kdraco - how do you know about Enid? Aside from posting here on the main?
devilgirl, you don't need any fancy t-shirts, you live in MIZZOURAH! Stained wife beaters and overalls are all the rage!!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
devilgirl:
You have a point. You should adopt the animals, and then take a rake and whack a redneck.
That should actually be a day.
Whack a Redneck Day!
But then again, entire families would be eilminated!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ME: COME ON! we are discussing Jizz and the forum, you def fit in!
Poo.
M.E. MK was here earlier, we are all bathed in the tranquil glow of his presence.....sigh....*cums* LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Ok, I just scrolled through the Carradine thread and I feel dirty and ashamed now. Like I just walked in on my parents fucking. Thanks a lot!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:33pm.
Nitty! did you see MM a SM????
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Sorry, Snowy. Who? *hangs head in shame*
EDIT: OH! Make me a supermodel! LOL NO! But it's on my TivO!! Can't wait!!!!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
kdraco - Yep, don't let the Jizz intimedate you and it will be all good.
*MUAH*
Sugaroo; BINGO! that's exactly it.
Yes ENID is ENID.
If you want to get the forum going, talk about:
CML's 'proof of life'
Rubber bebes
Mouse, Snoopie's house and Bee (something)
they love to talk about that over and over
o and if anyone wants to annoy Jizz, talk about 'crocs. laundry and cooking' bawahahahahahahahaaaa
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:30pm.
seriously EH, are you drinking all day? because you start off fine and dandy and it dissolves into everyone wanting to shoot you in the chocha...
OH. MY. GOD. THIS is why I love my Snowy!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I've got a question for Master Blaster and Provolone....*hopes to God it's not offensive since everyone is tense*
How did you two find Dlisted?
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
*looks in thread*
Uhm, I must be way to calm today. I don't fit in.
Someone give me a puppy to decapatate.
Nitty! did you see MM a SM????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:26pm.
devilgirl:
If you downsized on your zoo you could afford a shirt!
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Yeah, well tell that to all the fucking red neck hillbillies out there dropping the little furry bastids on my doorstep, forcing me, bcuz I have a heart, to adopt them and take on them to the vet to have them spayed, neutered and checked out.
I can actually afford a shirt, I just always try the free route. I have gotten many band tshirts by asking for freebies! Hmm, well they haven;t been exactly free! ; P
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:12pm.
Ok, fine. Since you put it that way. Yeah, same time, same corner seat. Mixed it up a little though. Whisper something dirty and give a fella some touch when no one's looking, will ya? Oh, and if I see any American Apparel, I'm outta there!
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Silly. They don't make American Apparel in my size. Corner seat it is, I'll spritz and extra spray of patchouli on just for you. You big hunka' man meat!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:17pm.
*giggles like a little girl*
MK addressed me personally *swoon*
Yes, I know I am not on his team, but he is Mon Liege!
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You're on his dlisted team ... you just can't play by his personal side.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:27pm.
EEG & Sugaroo & Love Anderson: BAWaHAHAHAHHAHA so you encountered the one and only JIZZBALL!? O & Enid! How can I forget her...lmao
O man, when we joined the forum about a year ago, it was HELL ON EARTH!
*mooning Jizzuscristo*
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When Jizzball found he couldn't intimidate me, he became pleasant and very caustically funny. Enid is just.............Enid.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Hey MK. What would you ask beauty contestants?
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It's amazing the shit that surfaces of what other DListers do and say about you behind your back over time.
seriously EH, are you drinking all day? because you start off fine and dandy and it dissolves into everyone wanting to shoot you in the chocha...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Event Horizon:
Since the wall came down, you don't see alot of military and the base in Berlin is gone anyway, I am fairly certain.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:20pm.
FUCK!!!!!
FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNTHEAD FUCKING FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damn, maybe you should forget about the coffin altogether and try a mattress!
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
EEG: best way to handle Jizzball is by being either ignoring him or being as cunty as he is....i had my days lol
o and I can't stop laughing at Snowies 'selfish' comment to Stoney...
Event Horizon- I don't recall anyone liking your stories. Sometimes you can be okay, like in the Carradine TNT thread, I kept waiting for Brangelina to come from my ceiling on gossamer wings, cuz I thought it was the end of days, because I actually wasn't angered by your post and agreed with what you said. You are fine for a certain period of time and then you start you foolish choke talk and anal prolapse shit (pardon pun) non stop!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hi MK! love the site its addicting like crack and fun dip