Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 -
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Oh, great. Now I will be forever known as assfish.
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LMFAO! Dang, why did I go with freebird when I could've been assfish? Can I be assbird?
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Now, now, Skynyrd didn't write no song about no damn assbird, but I reckon if that's the way its gonna be...then it'd be ok.
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♪ I'm as freeeeee as an assbird.♪
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*Slowly waves lighter back and forth
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:28pm.
Now I know, no one reads my posts! Cool, now I am gonna talk shit on people!
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Wot?
I SEE YOU!
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:31pm.
Well thank you very much Momus! I will not talk shit on you then! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:28pm.
Now I know, no one reads my posts! Cool, now I am gonna talk shit on people!
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I READ IT!
EH: why did you say you were on the subway?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
what I hate is when people use "stood" for the past tense of stay.
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I hate when people write: I defiantly want to go there! Instead of definitely. ARGH, your not defiantly doing it bitch!
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the typical Twilight fan.
Fat, awkward and waiting for a fictional prince to forklift them off their feet."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:27pm.
You live in germany?
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Nah. I just travel alot.
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
Freebird STFU
i'm giggling like a looney over here
humming
i'm freee as an assbird!
hahaahahahahh!!!!!!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I have never bitched about The Goss! I am sporting that do myself, right now, and I don't mind telling everyone, I am a Marlboro Red smokin hot bitch with The Goss! I have EXTRA mousse in just for that added drama!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
EH reminds me of the passive agressive crazy neighbor on 2 1/2 men... the one that stalks charlie...
Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:20pm.
Contrary to poooopular beliefe, "conversate" ain't a werd, yo.
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That explains why I've never liked that werd! To me is just sounds like people are tryin to sound smart by using it instead of the word 'talk'.
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That's eggsactly why it were started. Them hip hop boyz thought it made them sound smarterated.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
momus - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
silent but deadly!
here M.E. have a seat, and an umbrella drink.
lets play no drink, drank, drunk
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
M.E. Stay calm, I ll be happy to bring you a tall cocktail
Runs to the bar..
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
MK is not a famewhore like other 'bloggers'.
dlisted has reached it's fame withOUT MK plastering his face all over the place.
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And his face is so cute! And I'm not even ass kissing because he's gone now.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:28pm.
Now I know, no one reads my posts! Cool, now I am gonna talk shit on people!
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Gawd dammit. I read your posts. I just can't always respond 'cuz I'm running to the bathroom laughing like a lunatic.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Oops, I think I just ruined JustJacks keyboard.
*calls Dell to order new one*
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:26pm.
EH you live in NYC?
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I live in th....of shit!
I just had this weird impulse of unprovoked, uncontrollable rage and I almost tore my computer apart...but its passed now. Wonder what that was about?
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
MK is not a famewhore like other 'bloggers'.
dlisted has reached it's fame withOUT MK plastering his face all over the place.
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MK is like a silent fart ... subtle, sneaky, and devastating.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 -
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Oh, great. Now I will be forever known as assfish.
*****
LMFAO! Dang, why did I go with freebird when I could've been assfish? Can I be assbird?
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Now, now, Skynyrd didn't write no song about no damn assbird, but I reckon if that's the way its gonna be...then it'd be ok.
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♪ I'm as freeeeee as an assbird.♪
*looks around*
*watches bitches sip drinks*
*crosses arms*
Don't make me make my own drink bitches.
It could get messy.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:26pm.
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Goddamn it!!!!!!!!!! :P
sllluuuurrrrp!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Now I know, no one reads my posts! Cool, now I am gonna talk shit on people!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:01pm.
Alright, it's too weird here today. Like the calm before the zombie attack. I'm headed back into the Matrix.
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Some fucker bit me on my way home from the subway today....and now im feeling a bit under the weather.
Better go lay down and sleep it off.
Im sure things will be better tomorrow.
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Ok everyone, Zombie apocolypse is here. Get out your guns, EH is gonna need a bullet in the head by dawn. I won't let her eat me brainz.
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Yet another keyboard ruined by liquid...
thank you! will find it when i get home i gotta jet now.
talk to your horz later!
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
When TITS show up, I'll for roidy lips on my avie.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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MK is not a famewhore like other 'bloggers'.
dlisted has reached it's fame withOUT MK plastering his face all over the place.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
what I hate is when people use "stood" for the past tense of stay.
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I had to think for a minute on that one. My brain is fuzzy today *passes Bitchette's bong* I don't know why. I hate it when people misspell (did I just misspell misspell?) lose as loose. Makes me stabby.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:06pm.
GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP! It's too late, you've been caught! hahahahahha. That is HILARIOUS.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
EH you live in NYC?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
ME: we haven't had 'open bar' in ages!
*bringing beers*
Ahhh, clinks glasses together.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:20pm.
Contrary to poooopular beliefe, "conversate" ain't a werd, yo.
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That explains why I've never liked that werd! To me is just sounds like people are tryin to sound smart by using it instead of the word 'talk'.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:01pm.
Alright, it's too weird here today. Like the calm before the zombie attack. I'm headed back into the Matrix.
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Some fucker bit me on my way home from the subway today....and now im feeling a bit under the weather.
Better go lay down and sleep it off.
Im sure things will be better tomorrow.
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Ok everyone, Zombie apocolypse is here. Get out your guns, EH is gonna need a bullet in the head by dawn. I won't let her eat me brainz.
Y'all crack me up.... whine, bitch, moan and groan about Gossy's fugly beaver butt hair cutt, and now y'all have it on your avi's...
Well, fuck! How about everyone just get some big ass roidy lips now too??.... and a orange tan with a wonky eye!!! jeeezzzus cripers....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Dem peeps on my block be spiting conversate like ereyday!!!
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 -
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Oh, great. Now I will be forever known as assfish.
*****
LMFAO! Dang, why did I go with freebird when I could've been assfish? Can I be assbird?
===
Now, now, Skynyrd didn't write no song about no damn assbird, but I reckon if that's the way its gonna be...then it'd be ok.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:17pm
nooooooooooooooooo! where where where?
ive been so busy today
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Find a recent TITS post, she was on here last night, probably in the Angie thread from yesterday. It's in her signature. The second link, which is to the pictures, not the video link.
what I hate is when people use "stood" for the past tense of stay.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
I am sorry JAZZFISH! *still laughing*
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:13pm.
MK needs to do some best week ever and Soup appearances to get the word out about this site so we can have more people to conversate with!
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Contrary to poooopular beliefe, "conversate" ain't a werd, yo.
Converse aint just a sneeka
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thanks :)
put yer feet up and hit this
*passes bong*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
STFU EH we don't need anymore people, I like these ones and I don't want any newbies fucking it up....unless they're boys, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:17pm
nooooooooooooooooo! where where where?
ive been so busy today
On the radio I caught the end of an interview the DJ said check it out perehilt..he is so funny so I went there and oh mistake.. but he had a link to IM not obsessed.. another mistake, but that site lead me here so here I am.
"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:13pm.
MK needs to do some best week ever and Soup appearances to get the word out about this site so we can have more people to conversate with!
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Contrary to poooopular beliefe, "conversate" ain't a werd, yo.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
*brings Bitchette a tall drink with an umbrella and straw*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:13pm.
MK needs to do some best week ever and Soup appearances to get the word out about this site so we can have more people to conversate with!
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WHAT?????????? You don't like us?
More people could be risky though, more people to rag on you?
FYI- And I am seriously trying to be nice here, conversate is NOT a word. Just because it is in the Urban Dic. does not make it a proper word.
The correct term would be "More people to converse with"
The frequent use of conversate by people thinking it is correct, drives me bloody insane!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:09pm.
azzfish_77: I refuse to go back! NO NO NO!
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Oh, great. Now I will be forever known as assfish.
*****
LMFAO! Dang, why did I go with freebird when I could've been assfish? Can I be assbird?