Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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KD: it's more the ghetto people, LOL
Also, I thought your octomom porn comment was very funny but MK was here then and I was all flustered, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:56pm.
DG- you were being ignored? I was too, earlier when I made a comment about an Octomom porno.
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Octomom porno? Hmmm, what is that about dare I ask?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:52pm.
Question - can perfume go bad? I have a few bottles that I switch off depending on my mood.
My Clinique Happy smells a little bitter, but it's not even that old.
Here, smell . . .
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I wouldn't say it goes bad, but the smell definitely changes. After 1.5 years I couldn't wear my Hot Couture anymore. One spritz and I smelled like an old lady who'd doused herself.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:57pm.
I missed all of that this am. Isn't DD a regular? Why would he or she stir up shit? Just wondering.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:52pm.
Question - can perfume go bad? I have a few bottles that I switch off depending on my mood.
My Clinique Happy smells a little bitter, but it's not even that old.
Here, smell . . .
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OMG Flatsy! One time I used this old bottle of Anais Anais that my cousin had and jesus h christ! I broke out in traveling hives that were the size of large pancakes on my skin! They went up and down my body from scalp inside my eyes and mouth, my privates, and this happened for 4 days! I was in itching fucking agony!
Throw it out! I don't know if other people have reactions like I did, but I swear , it was agony! I had to immerse myself in a cold bath several times a day just for relief!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:55pm.
Yes. It's legitimate. Those things could come up out of the bowl and wind up in a mouth!
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Note to self - close mouth when standing over toilet watching poo swirl away.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:48pm.
Not a nice situation.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:50pm.
Were the bottles empty?
Never waste good booze by throwing an unempty bottle.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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DG- you were being ignored? I was too, earlier when I made a comment about an Octomom porno.
Thanks KD.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:38pm.
free: everyone in NY says it, for example "I stood out all night"
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Really? I have NEVER heard that. And I know a bunch of people from NY too. Maybe they just don't stay out late.
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:40pm.
I work in a building w/ a lot of psychiatrists and therapists. You would not believe how many patients are afraid of the sound of a toilet flush. Little kids & parents talk about it the bathroom. OK Jr, we're gonna flush now. Don't scream. Blahblahblah.
I'm afraid of walking in & looking at their pooh floating, should I see somebody about my issues?
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Yes. It's legitimate. Those things could come up out of the bowl and wind up in a mouth!
DG did you watch I'm a Celeb last night too. What the hell is wrong with me!?!?!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:47pm.
scoose me- you are not allowed to complain about being ignored if you are going to ignore my post in reply to you! :)
'nite hors.. get some rest.
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NIGHT BITCHETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE A GOOD EVENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Flatsy,
Yes, you are supposed to keep it in the dark at "room temperature" because sunlight and heat can somehow affect the scents.
Wow, just took a quick dip in the David post. So glad and lucky I skipped that story and comments. :-P
What the hell happened to Migraine?
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:49pm.
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'Nite Bitchette!
Question - can perfume go bad? I have a few bottles that I switch off depending on my mood.
My Clinique Happy smells a little bitter, but it's not even that old.
Here, smell . . .
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:48pm.
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Thanks for the update. Poor MS. She's a sweetie. Glad I missed that thread.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:41pm.
I missed the spitting match.
What happened?
I'll admit that I'm too lazy to scroll through thread to find out.
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Toes were lost, hair pulled out, and bottles thrown. It were not pretty.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:47pm.
scoose me- you are not allowed to complain about being ignored if you are going to ignore my post in reply to you! :)
'nite hors.. get some rest.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:38pm.
LCT- I hate when I go into a public bathroom and there is a pile of poo in the toilet! Flushing is not hard. Pull down or press button. I have even mastered the art or flushing any toilet with my foot! Will not touch anything in a public restroom! NO, NO, NO!
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Ugh, the worst is when it's been sitting there for awhile and when you flush it's like the exploding cloud of brown chunky water.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:45pm.
by devilgirl: I just emailed her your comments - she says thank you and that she will miss posting but she won't come back for a while
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OMG! That is terrible, but I can totally understand!
We loves her and will miss her!
Damn this day! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:41pm.
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LOL! You a funny fish Jazzy!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:37pm.
Oh yeah? Well I'm so tired of people schmearing their shit all over the toilet seats at the building I work at. I don't know how in the hell they manage to do that.
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PEOPLE DO THAT?
I feel so Ron Burgundy right now. "You smeared shit all over the toilet seat? Hell, I'm not even mad. That's AMAZING."
Okay Sug, you and Momus and Kdracofan are all SAFE!
LCT- I hate when I go into a public bathroom and there is a pile of poo in the toilet! Flushing is not hard. Pull down or press button. I have even mastered the art or flushing any toilet with my foot! Will not touch anything in a public restroom! NO, NO, NO!
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I also hate it when they leave the seat coated in pee. Wipe it off.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:40pm.
Dg I swear I just scrolled thru this entire thread trying to figure out where you were being ignored!!!! Can I please be in da club too????
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Oh hell, maybe I wasn't being ignored. I won't talk shit on anyone! On dlisted, now I can't promise I won't talk about you on Twitter!
i love TWITTER
*twirls around in I love Twitter tshirt*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
by devilgirl: I just emailed her your comments - she says thank you and that she will miss posting but she won't come back for a while
:o(
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:38pm.
free: everyone in NY saus it, for example "I stood out all night"
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Stood outside of a crackden all night? You mean you didn't get picked up for a trick? You couldn't find a chair anywhere in the city? Stooopit hos. Loosers! heheheh!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:28pm.
Is it bad that I kinda think he looks good with that hair. hahahahaha. not good like HOT but just good.
AMAZING.
@ MasterBlaster and Provolone: I asked because I like that we have straight boy opinions on this site. *again hope I am not offending*
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Thank you for the COCK tail Just Jack.
oh Eh no, I don't like those gross movies, even tho I know that's supposed to be a funny one
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:36pm.
Devilgirl: MS is not posting for a while. she was very upset, I hope her & Stoney come back :(
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I missed the spitting match.
What happened?
I'll admit that I'm too lazy to scroll through thread to find out.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 -
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Oh, great. Now I will be forever known as assfish.
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LMFAO! Dang, why did I go with freebird when I could've been assfish? Can I be assbird?
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Now, now, Skynyrd didn't write no song about no damn assbird, but I reckon if that's the way its gonna be...then it'd be ok.
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♪ I'm as freeeeee as an assbird.♪
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*Slowly waves lighter back and forth
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*assbird farts go up in flames* it is an assbird, afterall.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the true story of how the universe was created. And, on the 7th day, assbird took some bong hits and rested.
by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:28pm.
Now I know, no one reads my posts! Cool, now I am gonna talk shit on people!
I do I do..
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:39pm.
@devilgirl- you already know everyone reads your posts.
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Are you trying to get on my good side EH? Cause if you are, it is working, you little scamp you!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:35pm.
WHY DON'T PEOPLE FLUSH THEIR GODDAMN POOS DOWN THE GODDAMN TOILET?!?!?
I work in a building w/ a lot of psychiatrists and therapists. You would not believe how many patients are afraid of the sound of a toilet flush. Little kids & parents talk about it the bathroom. OK Jr, we're gonna flush now. Don't scream. Blahblahblah.
I'm afraid of walking in & looking at their pooh floating, should I see somebody about my issues?
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She's flat and that's that!
Dg I swear I just scrolled thru this entire thread trying to figure out where you were being ignored!!!! Can I please be in da club too????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:38pm.
me either.
it's especially hard when your drunk and have to hover in heels
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:36pm.
I hate to hear that she is so upset! Tell her I will miss her and that I am thinking about her! Loves my Migraine Sally! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@devilgirl- you already know everyone reads your posts.
@Snowpiece- dont tell me youve never seen Shaun of the dead.
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
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♪ I'm as freeeeee as an assbird.♪
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*Slowly waves lighter back and forth
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I.can't.stop.laughing.
free: everyone in NY says it, for example "I stood out all night"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 -
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Oh, great. Now I will be forever known as assfish.
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LMFAO! Dang, why did I go with freebird when I could've been assfish? Can I be assbird?
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Now, now, Skynyrd didn't write no song about no damn assbird, but I reckon if that's the way its gonna be...then it'd be ok.
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♪ I'm as freeeeee as an assbird.♪
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*Slowly waves lighter back and forth
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*assbird farts go up in flames* it is an assbird, afterall.
Okay Sug, you and Momus and Kdracofan are all SAFE!
LCT- I hate when I go into a public bathroom and there is a pile of poo in the toilet! Flushing is not hard. Pull down or press button. I have even mastered the art or flushing any toilet with my foot! Will not touch anything in a public restroom! NO, NO, NO!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:35pm.
WHY DON'T PEOPLE FLUSH THEIR GODDAMN POOS DOWN THE GODDAMN TOILET?!?!?
I am so tired of walking into stalls and seeing someone's little segmented bacon sandwich from last night staring me in the fucking face.
Oh yeah? Well I'm so tired of people schmearing their shit all over the toilet seats at the building I work at. I don't know how in the hell they manage to do that.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:31pm.
momus - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
silent but deadly!
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Yep, that's our MK!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Devilgirl: MS is not posting for a while. she was very upset, I hope her & Stoney come back :(
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:33pm.
Hey, hey, now you AND Momus are safe from me talking shit on you!
Is MS ok? She will be back, right?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
WHY DON'T PEOPLE FLUSH THEIR GODDAMN POOS DOWN THE GODDAMN TOILET?!?!?
I am so tired of walking into stalls and seeing someone's little segmented bacon sandwich from last night staring me in the fucking face.
WE'RE NOT CAVEMEN!