Thursday, June 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dixie Carter
This is a clip of Dixie Carter doing "The Lion" pose on her yoga video (???) from the early 90s. This is some Exorcist shit! You just want to throw some holy water on her ass and call a priest! Although, I can't make fun of Dixie too much, because this pose could also be called "Michael K on a First Date."
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drama: didn't you see me luving you earlier? and LMAO over the avie!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:38pm.
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I worked in a nice restaurant and someone went into the bathroom and pooped ON THE FLOOR. ON THE FLOOR. A ginormous shit no where near the toilet. The way we found out about it was from the smell permeating the entire restaurant. Then a customer piped up about how she saw 'someone' go in there, and I think she pointed to one of our busboys. I was like, 'no, it wasn't him.' and I gave her the bitch, 'I now know that you did it, but I can't prove it look so why bother' look.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:20pm.
I'm deducing that Twit and Twat are Speidi.
But, who's Lou?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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kdracofan : I'm the same way these days, the only thing is my entire family is on facebook now so I have to be more careful what I say there, also, a lot of the attorneys I work for are my friends on there .....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
*blushing at DQ's comment*
Team kdracofan! I lurves me some kdraco! (& some Snowy, who's ignoring me!) *a tear*
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Snowy: I rarely check my MS page...love FB
Team DramaQueen, who's Stoney's Team, who's Migraine Sally's team....
free: I prefer Facebook these days but MS is more fun
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:33pm.
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Team Dramaqueen!!
To chime in on the toilet talk, my bf owns a store in the mall and the bathrooms there are not to be believed. I don't know how they managed but the bitches who use the "ladies" room there are a thousand times nastier than men are. I can't count the number of instances where it looked like fucking "Carrie" in the stalls, blood spewed everywhere as if their menses rivaled an angry blast from Old Faithful. I mean, uterine chunks and tampons blithely tossed on the floor. I've seen shit on walls (how? seriously?), piss on floors, forests of pubes. As if it wasn't bad before, I now have a total complex about public bathrooms and would frankly rather piss myself than willingly step into that kind of a freakshow.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
kdraco, yes, Sensi.
Hives are not teh sensi!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:36pm.
fb: all of the above, LOL but I never remember about Twitter....
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Is MS fun? I'm thinking about that one, but I'm afraid it'll be like Twitter -I'll forget.
*wooohooo @ Drama's post* well said.
fb: all of the above, LOL but I never remember about Twitter....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:31pm.
DG: I know, Janice is frightening but I still voted for her, LOL
Tee: both of those things happened
freebie: are you on FB or MS?
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No, I'm only a Twittering twat. And I hardly tweet. I just forget cuz I spend all day and night here. Do you FB or MS?
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:28pm.
M.E.: you mean 'sensi'
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teh sensi. ;-)
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
I missed kdracofan's posts earlier as I was in traffic on my way home. Yes, I've seen DD attack many people -- even back when she was relatively new. Attacking regs & shit stirring. I hope she comes back. There's a lot I'd like to say to her. There's no reason to upset someone like Migraine, who was only trying to help. She fucked w/ the wrong person this time.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:13pm.
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Guilty as charged. If you're not skeeved by the offer, I'd be happy to email you my barrage of effed up graphics. :P
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:20pm.
Leinenkugel makes a very yummy Summer Shandy.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
DG: I know, Janice is frightening but I still voted for her, LOL
Tee: both of those things happened
freebie: are you on FB or MS?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
M.E.: you mean 'sensi'
Hives are NOT sensational!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:05pm.
Twit and Twat are in limbo right now, they are awaiting the group's decision if they come back, and I didn't see Lou nekkid. Shirtless, yes, nekkid, no!
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I used to have such a crush on him, but he's not so cute anymore. His upper lip is completely gone.
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Hahaha! Must have lost it in the war!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@Sugar
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Shandy is beer flavoured with ginger ale, ginger beer, lemonade, or other soft drink. The proportions of the two ingredients are adjusted to taste, normally half-and-half, although shandy that is sold canned or bottled is typically much weaker (about one part beer to ten parts lemonade).
In some jurisdictions, the dilution of some packaged shandy (and thus its low alcohol content) may make it exempt from laws that govern alcoholic beverages.
The drink was formerly known in Britain as shandygaff. In German, this type of drink is called a Radler; in French a panaché (mixed).
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It showed up in a British whodunnit I read. The poison was in the shandy. Given its ingredients, no wonder the victim didn't notice it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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jazzfish_77: you officially made it on my 'favorite funny D-horz' list.....
:o)
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:05pm.
Twit and Twat are in limbo right now, they are awaiting the group's decision if they come back, and I didn't see Lou nekkid. Shirtless, yes, nekkid, no!
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I used to have such a crush on him, but he's not so cute anymore. His upper lip is completely gone.
ISMU - HAHAHAHAHAH. did you do that yourself?!
Yes, I have it bad. That's what happens when you are in a riduculously long dry spell. You start lusting over famous teenages....lol :)
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:09pm.
I want pancake hives! I can draw little faces on them!
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Trust me when I say this NO YOU DON'T!
I wanted to die I was so miserable!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:05pm.
Twit and Twat are in limbo right now, they are awaiting the group's decision if they come back, and I didn't see Lou nekkid. Shirtless, yes, nekkid, no!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I want pancake hives! I can draw little faces on them!
OK, I'm tossing my Happy tonight (that sounds naughty) because I don't want pancake hives.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:03pm.
Perfumes CAN def go bad if exposed to the sun or light for days, they stink like vinegar
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I think you just described Nicole Kidman
Sugaroo: this is nothing new for that user to do...
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:00pm.
KD: it's more the ghetto people, LOL
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Since I always picture you as a smiley Glambert, I have trouble picturing you in the hood.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:00pm.
I don't know. I think the gin was still full but that's cuz who the hell drinks that swill anyway?
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Folks who can't find any Sprite and beer to make a shandy.
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A whut?
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Devilgirl and Snowy - I didn't watch it last night because of Heidi and Spencer (I refuse to fall into their bullshit watch me games - uughhh and i hate that i know their names). So what was the best part, did the other Baldwin brother come or did the two cuntholes comeback?
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGA ROO
kdracofan and Flatsy
kdracofan - I have never seen that side of DD before. Wow.
Flatsy - nope. Me no liley gin.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
I am tired!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:00pm.
I don't know. I think the gin was still full but that's cuz who the hell drinks that swill anyway?
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Folks who can't find any Sprite and beer to make a shandy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:54pm.
DG did you watch I'm a Celeb last night too. What the hell is wrong with me!?!?!?!?!
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Snowy, yes I did and I will be watching it again tonight! I can't stop myself!
Janice is such the drama queen and her lips are skeery!
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Did twit & twat come back? Has Lou been naked?
Sugaroo: def not!
and Flatsy: DD does that every so often...why? no clue
Sugaroo, have you ever tried Bombay Saphire Gin? OMG, it's so smooth & yummy. And I'm not even much of a drinker.
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She's flat and that's that!
Perfumes CAN def go bad if exposed to the sun or light for days, they stink like vinegar
MissJane- You've got it BAD, girl. And I have fat ISSUES when it comes to today's CTC picture:
Imprinting - UR Doing It Wrong
http://i42.tinypic.com/2it65w5.jpg
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:54pm.
DG did you watch I'm a Celeb last night too. What the hell is wrong with me!?!?!?!?!
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Snowy, yes I did and I will be watching it again tonight! I can't stop myself!
Janice is such the drama queen and her lips are skeery!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Dixie is so cute...I wish she were my mum. Which reminds me I'm off to yoga to do that Lion pose for everyone...LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
DG stop ignoring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:48pm.
Not a nice situation.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:50pm.
Were the bottles empty?
Never waste good booze by throwing an unempty bottle.
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I don't know. I think the gin was still full but that's cuz who the hell drinks that swill anyway?
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:57pm.
Note to self - close mouth when standing over toilet watching poo swirl away.
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Hahahahahahahahahaahaha that sentence is making me lol.