St. Angie Is More Powerful Than Oprah
While I was going through old pictures of Angie Jo before she became a saint, I found this jewel from 1998. It made me miss the old Angie. Look at her just sitting there in her polyester-blend suit. The Angie of yesterday could easily have a Chico's kind of day and love every minute of it. The Angie of today doesn't ever have days like that anymore. Come on, Angie. Slip into a Chico's suit and give us a smile while posing in front of a palm tree. It cures all. Sigh. Now on to Angie and Oprah's cock fight for power....
After two years, Oprah's reign as the most powerful of all on Forbes' The Celebrity 100 list has come to an end. Oprah was pushed off her throne by Angelina Jolie. Even though Oprah made $275 million last year and Angie made $27 million, the latter managed to whore herself out more in the media. Forbes' list is based on media exposure and earnings.
Rounding out the top 10 is:
3. Vadge ($110 million)
4. Beyonce ($87 million)
5. Tiger Woods ($110 million)
6. Bruce Springsteen ($70 million)
7. Steven Spielberg ($150 million)
8. Jennifer Aniston ($25 million)
9. Brad Pitt ($28 million)
10. Spaghetti Cat (a couple of dried noodles)
St. Angie may rule the sun and the moon, but I still don't think that's enough for her to be considered more powerful than THE MIGHTY O. In a battle to the death between St. Angie's child army and Oprah's army of crazy menopausal audience members led by Gayle King, we know who would win. All Oprah has to do is throw one of her free "favorite things" on Angie and cackle as her followers devour the saintly one whole.
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Polyester blend ? You need to brush up on your fashion skills
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Go head now Beyonce!!
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iHeartHaters on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:08am
IHEART, he is THAT adorable.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Pimpcessa on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:18am
Well it was his news show, he didn't go off like he did with the Lohan's, when they brought the story up he made ick face and said that.
Trust if he had gotten all bitchy, it would be front & center & the YouTube clip & MK offering a "hiding place".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/05/2009 - 9:05am.
Even Mah Boo Anderson, last night on his show, scoffed at this and said he didn't buy it.
What did he say??? Do tell!
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HAHA didn't think the Coop could be any more adorable but he is if he called AngieJo on her BS! I totally believe the whole 3rd world countries=better drugs theory.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Even Mah Boo Anderson, last night on his show, scoffed at this and said he didn't buy it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"So, the estimable Mr Miller reports that Angelina was on 20-30 times more magazine covers than her No 2 challenger, Oprah Winfrey. This, despite the fact that Angelina earned only one-10th of what Oprah banked last year – $27m to $275m. So, it's not the money, not the interest, not the achievement. It's magazine covers".
PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP!
Her love life and childbirthing played out for all the world to see, along with rumor after rumor of her relationship break up in tabloid magazines and sparring with Aniston in interviews. This is how she won? That's how the game is played at Forbes??
Jolie having a #1 near her name is hysterical AND unbelievable!!
@twosie:
Think of the work Angelina has done with refugees and the millions of dollars she has contributed to the cause. Her humanitarian efforts should be praised.
Indeed. What does a refugee need more than a second rate actress, who had chosen to starve herself, turning up in a headscarf to look upset for the camera? All those bloody selfish people who donate money and goods or work in these places getting paid in a year what she spends on getting ready to walk up and down a carpet could learn a thing or two.
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@twosie:
Think of the work Angelina has done with refugees and the millions of dollars she has contributed to the cause. Her humanitarian efforts should be praised.
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I thought it was a well known fact that Saint Skeletor went to those "refugee" countries because that's where the good heroin is at. She smuggles it into the country in her lips, they zip open or have some kind of a hidden button. There's enough room in there to carry several months worth at a time.
THIS frumpy butch mess makes Susan Boyle look hawt.
me and sketti cat are on the same annual wage.....
I aspirated my own laughter on 10
tee hee
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Am i the only one to notice that the top four are WOMEN?
fuck yeah sisters.I don't care how ridiculous your occupation as a whore for our entertainment may be, at least you're gettin paid!
make that motha uckin money!
zomg. Happy Birthday Angelina!! Only in America can you fuck your way into becoming the most powerful celebrity - this land of opportunity, no talent/intelligence required, just some plastic and happy fucky times.
Jenny is still kicking Pitiful's ass!
Jolie made that list thanks in part to Aniston. If she didn't shack up with her husband and ride the coattails of glory she would be NO where near this list! How on earth did she bypass Pitt is beyond me!
As for the haircut in this photo ... I'll assume this is when she was in her muff diving stage!
Thank god Oprah has lost her power. Bitch acted liked she didn't know how to pump gas on her cross-country ride with our beloved Gayle. Fuck you Oprah, you self-righteous, egotistical, spirit-fraud, again-bloated, cow. Yes, this is the same bitch who stood in line at The Wynn in Vegas and asked, "Is this how NORMAL people do it?" Bitch needs a reality check.
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LOL @ the Angie birthday thread on Just Jared...
"To Gambit- You’re an awful, rude woman. What’s that problem with you. Angie is given this very important title. The rudeness of you mentioned to quote “it’s her birthday, not the day she died”. I don’t think this message is appropriate to say to a birthday celebrant. Would you feel happy if when you’re celebrating your birthday you are sent this kind of message? If you appreciate such message, then you’re the most ignoramus of all. You’re just jealous of Angie’s achievement at a young age. Compared to X who only achieved success when she coattails Brangelina. For you fans of the X move on so that your idol can also move on and can experience real happiness. X should stop linking herself to Brad. She is becoming a laughingstock of the the world. It seems that she does not have self respect and pride ‘coz if she has self respect at all she would completely stop mentioning the Brangelina. But as usual her life evolves with them."
"Babette @ 06/04/2009 at 1:46 pm
Happy Birthday my inspiration."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINA!!!
A wonderful present for a wonderful person.. We can debate endlessly about what the list really implies and what it actually measures, the truth is that Ange has accomplished a lot in her 34 years. There are people who will always tear her down and there are us who always look on her positive side trying to learn, emulate if we can.. The fact is influential or not, she is inspirational on several levels.
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Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 5:21pm.
We should be celebrating Angelina's birthday. It's upsetting that so many people would disparage such a caring and thoughtful woman.
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I HOPE you truly are a troll and are just fucking with us.
If not, then you should apply to be Jolie's PR person-that is if you can actually muster the energy to leave Mom's basement and be out in direct sunlight.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ANOREXIC, HEROIN USING, BABY BUYING, HOMEWRECKING, DESPERATE, HAVE A BABY TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE, Liar.
There, I paid my honors to her *cough* Birthday.
I feel so silly. I just had the thought that mk was fucking with us re s-cat.
Sure enough, he was. Funny thing is I know who s-cat is, but I have no idea who the real #10 is! haha
Looked at the link again. Obama is listed in the rankings... A president is not a celebrity. I mean... yuck! Way to dumb it down.
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We ARE celebrating Angie's birthday, duh!
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We should be celebrating Angelina's birthday. It's upsetting that so many people would disparage such a caring and thoughtful woman.
just out of curiosity, IM'd a few people from back home. The answers were: 2 Who is that? 2 heard the name, couldn't pick her photo out, and only one in the 5 ever saw a movie of hers. All however, knew the rest of the list.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Texrocks on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:56pm.
My question is what in the HELL has Beyonce contributed to society? Besides being Jay Z's wifey, stealing good roles from "real" talented Black actress and singers, wearing horrible clothes,and ignoring her sister most of the time?
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PREACH ON, SISTA!!!!!!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Submitted by Inside of luv on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:25pm.
Well said.
Jennifer Aniston?!?!?!
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
My question is what in the HELL has Beyonce contributed to society? Besides being Jay Z's wifey, stealing good roles from "real" talented Black actress and singers, wearing horrible clothes,and ignoring her sister most of the time?
Man this chick irks the shit out of me!
Submitted by Inside of luv on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:25pm
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*standing and applauding*
TeeHee. I love seeing this skank with her old nose.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
I'm not surprised Angelina is ranked #1. Think of all the contributions she has made to the film industry and the world. With time I believe she'll be compared with others such as Martin Luther King and Ghandi.
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You have GOT to be a troll that is fucking with all of us. That is the only explanation I can come up with for that last sentence.
Birth of twins helped actress take No 1 spot on 'Forbes' list
By Stephen Foley in New York
Thursday, 4 June 2009
Oprah Winfrey will have to wriggle up to make room on the sofa because the queen of daytime TV has just been toppled as the most powerful celebrity on the planet.
STEP FORWARD ANGELINA JOLIE, WHOSE ROLES IN CHANGELING AND KUNG FU PANDA LAST YEAR PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE STARRING ROLE SHE PLAYS IN HER OWN FAMILY DRAMA, THE LATEST EPISODE OF WHICH ADORNS THE COVER OF AT LEAST TWO CELEBRITY GOSSIP MAGS EACH WEEK.
. THE WAVE OF PUBLICITY GENERATED BY THE BIRTH OF HER TWINS LAST JULY, SHE HAS BEEN CROWNED BY FORBES MAGAZINE ATOP ITS POWER LIST OF THE 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL CELEBRITIES IN 2009.
"Oprah is still our biggest earner, but when it comes to fame, Angelina Jolie is hands down the most famous woman on the planet," says Macey Rose, a senior editor at Forbes.
"There's a mystique about her that she has been able to maintain for years now, and THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER STORY TO TELL ABOUT HER CHILDREN, ABOUT HER FILMS, ABOUT HER PHILANTHROPIC WORK AND ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP WITH BRAD PITT.
She is part of the pop culture dialogue on a daily basis and that sets her apart from every other celebrity."
The magazine ranks celebrities not just for the earnings power they are packing, but for the impact of their "brand", counting up magazine covers, TV appearances, and the acres of newsprint and gigabytes of internet space that are given over to discussing their movements.
THIS IS BASICALLY SAYING THAT ANGIE MADE THE #1 SPOT CUZ SHE’S A MEDIA WHORE AND FOR WHORING OF THE BIRTH OF THE TWINS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. ALSO, CUS SHE SOLD HER FAMILY’S SOULS, HER CHILDREN’S SECURITY, WELFARE AND PRIVACY TO THE WORLD AND THE MEDIA FOR FAME. LASTLY, CUZ SHE’S A DESPERATE, WEAKLING AND PATHETIC HOME WRECKER WHO RODE THE COATTAIL OF BRAD, THE PAIN OF OTHERS AND THE TRUST OF THE NAIVE PEOPLE/ THE POOR WHO BELIEVES SHE’S A REAL HUMANITARIAN INSTEAD OF THE WORLD BIGGEST FAKE, LIAR AND USER - AND NOT FOR HER ACHIEVEMENTS!!! I’m sure all the other celebs are happy to let her take that crown of shame. Then again, I don't see how being a tabloid queen translates into power.
Plus if your Manager has served in the past as a member of Forbes Board of Directors since November 2001 like angie’s, ultimately, there will be conflict of interest. Geyer Kosinski is angie’s manager and he was a member of Forbes board of directors. He is executive producer (financially backed) for Wanted, M&MS and The Changeling. He’s also backing her next movie that they haven't even started filming yet. He is also producing (Fox 2000/Patricia Cornwell Project) -starring jolie as Dr. Kay Scarpetta.
Bono, angie’s fellow faux humanitarian, tax evader, user and Luciferian, also has 40% stake in Forbes. With all these proofs, we can agree that the mystery is solved and angie’s elevation to ‘Most Powerful’ is a sham, bogus, and not credible. It’s a slap and insult to true powerful, honest, real humanitarians and silent philanthropy like Oprah and other celebs, who worked their ass off to reach where they are today, excluding brad who along with his PR whore sold their soul and their children’s to the media for fame.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
That's amazing Skelewhore is considered to be so powerful yet she can't make a decent movie.
It is true that some of the people in New Orleans are not feeling brangelina at all. They will not come out to view the re-building unless cameras are present.
What a shitty list....what is this crap based on???? and you know papa knowles paid to have beyonce on that list....
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Oh well... FUCK YOU MADONNA.
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:45pm.
Think of the work Angelina has done with refugees and the millions of dollars she has contributed to the cause. Her humanitarian efforts should be praised.
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*head explodes*
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If twosie can manage to remove her head from her ass, she should see just how little her idol gives to charity. The records are public. She and Mr. Pitt actually give very little of their oversized paychecks to charity compared to others-including Oprah and the late Paul Newman's foundation.
Oh, and if you start to bleat about how they are "rebuilding New Orleans", sorry, but that is another PR myth. They aren't loved there. In fact, I know a lawyer there who is on the historical board in the French Quarter where they have a house and most people wish they would sell the home and leave. (Those are his exact words.) Apparently, they didn't think the rules applied to them and aren't even restoring that house by the standards the Board requires. Apparently, they are "total assholes" to deal with. (Another direct quote.)
Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:10pm.
http://www.helium.com/items/878896-angelina-jolie-and-her-humanitarian-g...
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Good link! It's so true that she is not in the trenches and gets these awards because of her $$ and fame. What a sad world.
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:21pm.
Money has nothing to do with it. Think of the influence Angelina has among other countries. Not many actors have the ability to bring people together like her.
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PLEASE! Did I miss something? Did this bitch create peace in the Middle East when I was not looking?
I would love to know how they determined she was #1. Seriously, she may attract a lot of attention for exploiting her personal life, thanks to her army of well-paid PR people but does she have the power to move products like Oprah does? If Oprah recommends your book or product then it is virtually guarenteed to be a big seller. (I actually know a woman who is an artist and had this happen to her after the Big O mentioned her artwork on her show.)
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 2:35pm.
Bahahaha.. that wouldn't happen to be Jim Jones Kool-aid would it?
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Hmmm. Perhaps it was a bit too obvious? ;)
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by twosie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:18pm.
I'm not surprised Angelina is ranked #1. Think of all the contributions she has made to the film industry and the world. With time I believe she'll be compared with others such as Martin Luther King and Ghandi.
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Oh Happy Day. I'm so glad you made it. Lemme' freshen up your kool-aid.
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Bahahaha.. that wouldn't happen to be Jim Jones Kool-aid would it?
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Just forget about Angelina Jolie.
It's hilarious that Barack Obama is on a list about CELEBRITIES.
LOL I've never seen something like that before. Way to go America!
mmm...wish someone would have pushed her over this ledge.
Hey, I'm just teasing. I love cats - I have one and am fostering a litter of 5 for a few weeks (and are they cuuuute!)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:32pm.
you mention Dr.King and stankalina in the same post again and I will dive into the interwebs and fuck you up.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:56pm.
i can't call AJ a humanitarian unless she built some hospitals, schools or even wells for all those poor people she is using to better her image.
at least oprah gave them a school. adopting isn't a humanitarian act, not in hollywood.
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Sarcasm ahead: How dare we all forget the travel she has endured to these suffering countries & the financial contributions she has made...C'mon, what a crock of shit...
Fine, I can give her a few points for donating money, but she has the money!! Plus the publicity she gains for donating, just makes her even more money!!
More on this here:
http://www.helium.com/items/878896-angelina-jolie-and-her-humanitarian-g...
I particulary like this, when do they leave??:
"But before we forget about the personal financial commitment this famous couple has made, the year she won the Freedom Award, the Joile-Pitts bought a custom designed yacht for a hefty $100 million dollars. They plan to travel the world on the yacht, speaking out about the shocking conditions everywhere, in between their hectic movie and awards season. May God bless us all."
"She manages to bring together hundreds of lonely, Sara Lee pound cake-eating, cat loving, angry, psychotic basement dwellers together every day on the interwebs"
HEY! what's wrong with cat loving???
*remembers her beloved deceased one and cries*
*then reads*
"You mean she's going to be assassinated?"
*and laughs hysterically*