Glamour. Beauty. Elegance. Taxidermy.
These pictures gave me cotton mouth! Kim Zolciak and her new best homegirl Derrick J sucked the moisture right out of me! Really. Did you think it was possible for a bitch to wear a bedspread from the Waikiki Howard Johnson (circa 1983) quite like that?! You can almost feel the fresh tropical breezes blowing through your hair. Or maybe Derrick's no-no queefed again.
Derrick put on those red pumps and stomped on every ho in the room! Yet another ensemble from him that gave my nipples the hiccups.
And what about Kim?! I think her wig is showing signs of life! She must be feeding it Alpo, because it's looking healthy. Real wigs eat meat! It was also nice of Kim to get her Pound Puppy wig a friend. Just peek at the mangled birds trapped on her ankles. They pecked up the crumbs left by her wig.
Here's a few pictures of Kim at a party she threw with her Real Housewives of Atlanta castmate Kandi Burruss last night. NeNe was a no-show, but Sheree came. There's more pictures at FreddYo! They all might have left their dignity at home, but they did bring the glamour full force!
VIA FreddYo
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Will the real man please stand up?
That looks just like a chopped off version of the bridesmaids dress that I work last weekend, and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it unless a werwolf was carrying me.
Not the Waikiki HoJo?!?!!?
Jesus Christ,Michael K,I love you.
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:44pm.
No he di'nt bust out some red pumps with those ashy-assed legs. If you're going to do the tranny thing, put some Vaseline on that mess!
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JELLY H8R!!! JELLY H8R!!! Oh, oh, just chuggin' that H8RADE on the side, aincha??? u WISH u were hot like dat and had his money...u r fat and live under a bridge...
btw, I'm TOTALLY JOKING...(well I still think you totes jells of da Derrikness, but...) ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Which one is the guy?
No he di'nt bust out some red pumps with those ashy-assed legs. If you're going to do the tranny thing, put some Vaseline on that mess!
Sheree looks more busted than a hooker on COPS. I guess she's let her fashion sense go after failing to acquire her "7 figure settlement."
Where is Lisa "I'm a businesswoman" Wu?
Waikiki howard johnson! I can vouch for that!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
I would love to have seen the tasteful ice sculptures and jug liquor fountains on the buffet table.
I dont know about her weave trying to escape but her big ol fake tittys are........
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
OMG! I think Shereeeeeee's wig is even worse than Cim's.
Now with this Gosselin hairdo craze, I am seriously thinking of changing my avatar.
I do NOT need that type of abuse!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
derrick J needs his own reality show. the show he's on is called Tears, Shears and Beauty..it's all about Altanta area hsirstylists. If you think Derrick J is somethin...you should look at the blonde guy on the show. A hot mess that show is. I love the hot mess reality shows like Red Neck Wedding, Tears Shears & beauty and that show about a family of exterminators from down south.
Um, someone should tell her that form fitting dresses are for people the appropriate figure.
What the hell kind of GD outfit is this???
And Kim obviously grabbed her can't-pay-the-rent-weave for this outing...
She looks like the sad old ex-hooker in the tenements who drinks a 6-pack before she gets dressed in the afternoon, then teeters around for the rest of the day in her old hooker clothes and lipstick smeared all over her face.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 1:26pm.
You MUST get one! Everyone is doing it, dahlink. It's THE thing to do. De rigeur on the DL!
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
LMAO @ Breakdown!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
OK, so why has no one gave me the KG 'do?
OMG, do I already have it?!
*scream*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Thanks to all of you with the KG hairdo on here...I just laughed so hard, I peed. Totally funny! I need to add that to mine...
Anyway, never mind Kim's new friend in heels...what is that creature behind the women standing next to the sign? I see shiny black paws, possibly a nose, an eye? WHAT IS THAT? It's like a giant dog, maybe? (Possibly looking for it's offspring on Kim's head?)
I love gay people
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I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now....
that dude totally borrowed Wonky's shoes
that bitch's weave is whack
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
I think I saw those heels on the new Trailer Trash Barbie.
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Never thought you'd come over to the dork side! - TITS
It's mazing!I just saw her profile on "richcupids.com".Is she turn to scene online for true love ?
I didn't see Atlanta. Is she meant to have money?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:55pm.
Is he wearing jean shorts under that mess?
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My guess is.......No!
I am sure a thong in red is what he is sporting.
EDIT- Damn it he is wearing shorts!
How I wanted to believe he was wearing a thong or nothing at all!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Those red pumps with that shirt just scream, "Slow News Day!"
LOL!!! MK what do you know about Cotton Mouth? Do you have a black BFF? :-)
MK needs to create a new heading for all faux-reality "stars": Totally Irrelevant People
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:55pm.
Those are some ugly ass red pumps. derrick J is layzay. Go tran or go home.
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In his defense, it is so hard to find truly cute shoes in such large sizes. They always look sooo cute when you see the size 5 on display, but when you get the 12's, mmm, not so much. I wear 9's and I have that problem.
These pics make my head hurt...And is it just me or is Derrick J looking a bit ashy? But all over his body.
I don't know which I care less about, this hag or Jon & Kate.
I just wanted to say that her breasts look like they hurt.
Those are some ugly ass red pumps. derrick J is layzay. Go tran or go home.
Is he wearing jean shorts under that mess?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
what the shit am i looking at in that picture? this is all very confusing to me.
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There's whoopie in every Whopper.
I like her shoes, that's wrong, right?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:49pm.
Thank you for my 3rd best laugh of the day!
Coffee on tshirt now, but well worth it! Hahahaha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It's been awhile since I've seen someone swipe a SATC quote.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:44pm.
I thought that was Gary Coleman.
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Gary Coleman should consider wearing some Red Come Fuck Me pumps!
Look at how they enlongate the leg!
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That's not all they're elongating!!!
Come on MK, that thing was never alive. It's pure acrylic. I'm sure it's highly flammable and releases toxic fumes when agitated.
She well looks like a transvestite...
I have a theory. No idea if this is right or not, but here it is:
Women who have fake fingernails, false eye lashes, got boob implants, coloured contact lenses, wear wigs and keep their make-up on at night make the impression to me that they fake orgasms. Am I wrong?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:44pm.
I thought that was Gary Coleman.
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Gary Coleman should consider wearing some Red Come Fuck Me pumps!
Look at how they enlongate the leg!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Tommy Bahama never showcased legs so well!
Wonder if his toes were feeling pinched or if the fit was good? That is all the difference in quality shoes vs cheap ones! Comfort and fit at the toe!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I thought that was Gary Coleman.
Oh good Lord. I've seen more convincing trannies on 13th street in Philly.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I thought that was Mo'nique sans wig
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Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:34pm
hahah Oxy..you avie very creative!
"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:34pm.
lo.. that's what I tought..her chichis don't wanna be there.
"Ah, takeafuckinpitcha" ` M.E.'s Mom.